What's the worst song you've ever heard?

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Only a lyrical genius would've figured out that "perform" kinda sorta rhymes with "porn" :\

I wanna go out and perform
But I’m stuck inside drinking booze
And jerking off inside the Shadow Storm
I’m torn
Between seminal retention and watching porn

It gets even better with this Magnolia inspired part:

Respect the cock
And go inside the vagina
Fuck China
They crashed our economy
People are looking for democracy
More like 1984 probably

This other song actually had potential but she screwed it up with her listless scream-yawn at the end:

 
Many of KeyDragon's songs are strong contenders.
This band has been churning out bad music since 1998 with album art that sometimes makes Sonichu look like a masterpiece.

This is their "best" song. Not sure if that is true, don't think I have the willpower to endure every album from them.

The growler has a death metal band called Dry Rot. Not as funny. Still pretty bad.
 
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Wanston said:

This song literally sounds like someone's having acid diarrhea in one of those highway public restroom toilets where everything is a weird polished steel color and the sink doesn't work.
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I actually really used to like "It's OK to Cry".

But yeah, the rest of the album is completely insufferable.
GHTD said:
This turd from the Florida Man version of Nickelback, Shinedown. Seriously, they play this at work and I think it's solely because they're too afraid to play anything harder in the worries they'll offend someone.

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Oh fucking god. You don't know pain until you've seen them live.

I've seen them open three times for Iron Maiden. As a live band they're perfectly competent. But Brent Smith's insistence at being a frontman is absolutely cringe. He even downright dove into the crowd to create a mosh pit line. Most people went right back to their spots when he got back onstage. Downright cringe. How we in North America got Ghost as an opener and in Europe (where I saw them) got Shinedown is a total injustice.
 
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No. Just no. I just wanna hear ONE good Coronavirus-themed cover song. Almost every single one I've heard thus far was shitty in one way or another. Please, someone out there make a good Coronavirus cover song.

 
This is a hit song right now apparently. (#23 on the Billboard Hot 100 as of 5/9)

 
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Wanston said:

This song literally sounds like someone's having acid diarrhea in one of those highway public restroom toilets where everything is a weird polished steel color and the sink doesn't work.
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this makes me extremely uncomfortable good god.
 
mr.moon1488 said:
Whatever the fuck this shit is by @Hikikomori-Yume

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time to go bash my head on a wall, this is fucking awful

Wilted Farm said:
Fuck, I hate this shitty band so much. Imagine Imagine Dragons but a lot worse. This song is my personal least favorite but there’s no high point in their discography.
I especially dislike this shitty brand of pop that some people consider alternative. What the fuck is happening with this genre?
Also modern rap is bullshit and sounds the same. I hate it too but I don’t dislike it as much as this Imagine Dragons-core bullshit.
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oh ajr? dear god i thought i recognized that name. they made that shitty "a 100 bad things" song that i heard playing on our alternative station.

i sure as hell thought "are you sure this is playing on the right station?"

Travis Touchdown Cumsock said:

Dafuck kind of clusterfuck is this?
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i thought it sounded fine until he started singing lmao
 
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The thing that fucks me up the most is that literally every single song except one (the one I posted) was a top 5 hit on Billboard alternative, including their current single. I know people say you need to look beyond the charts to find good music. I think the alternative chart has some great songs on it right now. The top 4 songs are all decidedly alternative in their own way. I can’t find a single element on Bang! that wouldn’t fit on a pop radio station. I can make a case for 36/40 of those songs being “alternative”, but some songs just offend the senses too much. That new Car Seat Headrest song “Hollywood”, for instance, is very disappointing and shitty but it is very much so alternative.
This one’s just a shitty TikTok hit.
The least alternative song in Billboard’s top 5 at the moment
Billie Eilish’s brother. I can kind of make a case for her being “alternative”, but this just sounds like royalty free ukulele pop with bad lyrics.
Jesus this is fucking boring.
 
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Wilted Farm said:
The thing that fucks me up the most is that literally every single song except one (the one I posted) was a top 5 hit on Billboard alternative, including their current single. I know people say you need to look beyond the charts to find good music. I think the alternative chart has some great songs on it right now. The top 4 songs are all decidedly alternative in their own way. I can’t find a single element on Bang! that wouldn’t fit on a pop radio station. I can make a case for 36/40 of those songs being “alternative”, but some songs just offend the senses too much. That new Car Seat Headrest song “Hollywood”, for instance, is very disappointing and shitty but it is very much so alternative.
This one’s just a shitty TikTok hit.
The least alternative song in Billboard’s top 5 at the moment
Billie Eilish’s brother. I can kind of make a case for her being “alternative”, but this just sounds like royalty free ukulele pop with bad lyrics.
Jesus this is fucking boring.
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deadass the beginning of the first song just sounds like he sampled a fucking melanie martinez nightcore song.


also this. don't even fucking get me started.

this is the wrong way to make vaporwave, i can't even make out the fucking lyrics and the instrumental sucks ass.

on another note the cover art looks like something a five year old would make.

not sure if this was mentioned but this song absolutely pisses me off:


and here's the song i was talking about. pretty sure it played after coldplay too. had me thinking what the fuck:


EDIT: i have like 4 more, there's also this, when i was obsessed with melanie martinez' music, this is the one song i'd constantly skip on the cry baby album. i don't really like teddy bear either, but this one's objectively worse. i have an unpopular opinion this time, since people who like her music usually like this song, pretty weird that she chose to sexualize children's bikes by using metaphors, tbh. glad i no longer listen to her music though.

there's also this garbage, you can't just fucking walk up to a guy and expect him to hand over his number just like that.

this. UGH. this song is so self-centered and annoying.

this. the fucking instrumental sounds like a bird being strangled, and the lyrics are boring
anyway that's enough from me for now
 
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HighwayStar said:
El Chombo - Charcarron



Guns N’ Roses (or rather, just Axl) - My World
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NyQuilninja said:
Behold this corn fed faggot
This shit from Sweden Caramella girls
All most forgot about this embarrassing shit
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El Porko Fako said:
I get to be topical with this one. Been awhile since I hated a song this much.


Currently number 6 in the US. It's a pudgy Australian girl pretending to be a Jamaican muppet singing horribly over a non-beat. If this come on during my evening commute, it takes every bit of willpower I have not to drive into oncoming traffic.
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bloatmaxx_headroom said:
didn't read the whole thread so idk if this has already been posted but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLZVLQUY2wE
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Sneed's Feed And Seed said:
It's a tie between Macaron Chacaron and that time I heard Achy Breaky Heart entirely in Spanish
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okay my world just sucks ass this is what you call complete sped music

ewwww caramella girls are creepy

that cat parody is absolutely cringy.

i remember someone saying that dance monkey sounds like mort from madagascar lol. i can see that

macaron chacarron is so laughably bad. this is fucking hilarious

i'm honestly thankful i've never heard achy breaky heart before, spanish or not

oh god not iggy's freestyle... i thought she was saying "tire monks"
 
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okay my world just sucks ass this is what you call complete sped music

ewwww caramella girls are creepy

that cat parody is absolutely cringy.

i remember someone saying that dance monkey sounds like mort from madagascar lol. i can see that

macaron chacarron is so laughably bad. this is fucking hilarious

i'm honestly thankful i've never heard achy breaky heart before, spanish or not

oh god not iggy's freestyle... i thought she was saying "tire monks"
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May the Bork be with you
 
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Wanston said:

This song literally sounds like someone's having acid diarrhea in one of those highway public restroom toilets where everything is a weird polished steel color and the sink doesn't work.
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the one i did like on this album was not okay (alone mix) but only bc the instrumental is kinda catchy

at least until it sounds like fucking xtc acid at the end and that song comes next

that being said i'm too scared to listen to the whole album

just listened to the original version, absolute garbage


back to the topic of dokupe, there's also this fucking shit

don't let the cover art or name fool you.

i was expecting a cutesy song with a japanese sample, like, say moe shop.

but this is just awful.

bottom line? dokupe's music is mad uncomfortable to listen to, and has bad instrumentals.

and nekro lolita sounds like someone's getting choked to death while some broken machine is making noise in the background.
 
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