What's the worst song you've ever heard?

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Badfishhh said:
I'm not sure why, but I find this song ridiculously annoying.
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i can't listen to that right now; but the title's fucking stupid

EDIT: another song with a nice instrumental that sounds fine until they start singing. in fact it's better than the one i mentioned earlier (mermaid sashimi) as the latter's instrumental is quite repetitive but this song has an aesthetic vibe, but would be better if it had no singing.

emo goff said:
Fuck it, pretty much anything by Imagine Dragons.
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i like some of their songs, but when i heard songs like "thunder" and "whenever it takes" i thought "yeah, fuck this band"
 
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Kesha - Rich, White, Straight Men (Audio)

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One of the worst songs I ever heard. Lyrics and music are cringy as hell.

Second worst is Fight Song by Rachel Platten, Just annoying.
 
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Discovered this song from a meme a few years back. Basically it was a gif from some sort of acoustic set performance (I guess) of this song from the Front Bottoms and the caption said "this sounds like shit and it's only a gif."

They were right.

 

I like two of Death Grips albums, The Money Store and Exmilitary. Everything else, in my opinion, is really mediocre. This is quite easily the worst song I've ever heard though, literally sounds like two spergs angry fucking in an active dryer that is falling down a cliff, I hate it
 
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One of the worst anyway. Feminists trying their fucking damnedest to out lame the cast of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
 
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I don't know where I heard this ear rape originally, but it definitely takes the fucking cake.

 
Honestly? Anything by My Chemical Romance, Black Veil Brides, Pierce the Veil and bands like that.

Plus I think it was Pierce the Veil that did a really shitty cover of Don't Fear the reaper than I couldn't finish listening to thr cover.
 
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Not quite sure if this is the place to put this, but it's pretty bad.

So, I keep getting this same spam email from a guy who's apparently a UK based songwriter, but I can't find anything online about him. I do play bass, and I sing a bit, but I'm nowhere near England and I don't post online looking for songwriters or whatever. I get this every other month or so, sent from a different address each time. Can't imagine how many others he must be mass sending this to...

His photo he always includes:
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Here's the full email I keep getting, of awful song lyrics, plus the two demo tracks he keeps sending...

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TheGreatCitracett said:
Not quite sure if this is the place to put this, but it's pretty bad.

So, I keep getting this same spam email from a guy who's apparently a UK based songwriter, but I can't find anything online about him. I do play bass, and I sing a bit, but I'm nowhere near England and I don't post online looking for songwriters or whatever. I get this every other month or so, sent from a different address each time. Can't imagine how many others he must be mass sending this to...

His photo he always includes:
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Here's the full email I keep getting, of awful song lyrics, plus the two demo tracks he keeps sending...

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Lol these songs were written by the Dustin Hoffman Captain Hook.

Does he include a name? He may be ripe for a thread.
 
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Lol these songs were written by the Dustin Hoffman Captain Hook.

Does he include a name? He may be ripe for a thread.
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Apparently he's Michael "Mike B" Blackburne, and his songs are for an imaginary band called "Rockwind" that he's yet to actually start.

Apart from that, I have zero information on him.
 
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Apparently he's Michael "Mike B" Blackburne, and his songs are for an imaginary band called "Rockwind" that he's yet to actually start.

Apart from that, I have zero information on him.
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Hmm, just seems like a fake person. He's not showing up on any social media that I can see, and it seems that Rockwind is a French pub band.
 
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You probably never heard of Manika. She is (or was) a wannabe singer/rapper who released some of the worst pop music in existence. She caught flack for making a song where she says she'll turn lesbian if men don't stop fucking her over, but her by far worst offering is B.Y.O. Bugatti

It sounds like a feverish mashup of all shitty music trends from 10 years ago, complete with her impressions of people who were popular at the time
 
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I've been following Jonny Craig's antics for a lot longer than I should've. I've watched him get kicked out of three bands for constantly relapsing on heroin instead of making music and I've also slowly but surely heard his voice decay over the years.

I Still Feel Her Part 5 is probably the epitome of why I hate Jonny Craig in the current year: it's because he's trying to branch out of his element into R&B and it just doesn't work for two reasons: first, because of the premise. There's no way I can ever believe that this habitually relapsing heroin addict is some soft-spoken R&B god. Second, because the music itself fucking sucks.

Charlie Puth of all people is able to do the edgy R&B thing better because his voice actually sounds good and "you just want attention" is an infinitely better chorus than "I know you're guilty."
 
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