What's the worst song you've ever heard?

Someone probably mentioned yummy by Justin Bieber already but I'd like to add- that song wouldn't have hurt me this much if he wasn't so serious about it, having it as the lead song for his comeback album, trying to hit #1 on billboard, the desperate promotion and creepy baby pictures, the stupid multiple videos- including a food fight MV to boost his numbers. and lastly, the stupid lunatic fans of his saying it's about pizzagate.

btw, it's the first JB song I've heard because i was actively avoiding him since "Baby". needless to say I'm judging his existence so hard.
 
Probably any song from Lou Reed on the album Metal Machine Music. It literally sounds like a dial up connection but LESS melodic.

Years ago I had a musician friend and he tried to convince me it was a genius work of art.


No.
 
I would say "Lime in the Coconut" by Harry Nilsson is the worst. I also remember "Temporary Secretary" by Paul McCartney being really bad but I haven't heard it in a while.
I also hear that Yoko Ono is exceptionally bad.

Steven Wilson calling Temporary Secretary "Your Dad trying to be Kraftwerk" in the debut episode of The Album Years made me die laughing.
 
Somehow there is a 100 gecs ripoff that's EVEN WORSE

I mean, there's no way it can get good in the first place given the inspiration. Fuck this entire attempted crunkcore revival; scenecore being revived in bits and pieces is giving people some real terrible ideas.

Also the fuck did Zedd do?
 
Not only do I hate the super wishy washy dystopian lyrics of the song, I hate how every boomer and faggot on the internet uwu to this song as some kind of Utopia.
If I want to imagine a world with no heaven and people living for the day, I'll go to China, thanks.
Hell, I'm a boomer, and I've always hated "Imagine" for the same reasons.

Speaking of horrible songs from that era, this one has always driven me into a fit of rage. It's a weepy, whiny, self-pitying anthem for neurotic losers who've never left the social or emotional world of high school. Anyone who says they like it deserves a righteous ass-whoopin':

 
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Ventolin by Aphex Twin
It's by far my favorite"Public Playlist" song. Just find a crowded place that allows you to add your own songs to the playlist like a Karaoke or whatever, wait for the song to start playing and enjoy the fireworks (It's also great to turn away the "What are you listening to" types.)
 
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Why the fuck is this popular with the zoomers?



I get it, every music nerd goes through a noise phase eventually where they think that sitting through unlistenable noise makes them seem exceptionally intelligent for being in-on-the-joke, but this is exceptionally shitty noise. That sax sounds like it's letting out farts. And the muzak intermezzos, what's the point?
 
Why the fuck is this popular with the zoomers?



I get it, every music nerd goes through a noise phase eventually where they think that sitting through unlistenable noise makes them seem exceptionally intelligent for being in-on-the-joke, but this is exceptionally shitty noise. That sax sounds like it's letting out farts. And the muzak intermezzos, what's the point?
I'm just really sick and tired of the 90's vintage/vaporwave/fuzzy whatever look in general. Especially when it's just an HD vid shot on an iphone and then overlayed with a shitty vhs filter they found on photoshop.
Zoomers can't even play the music in the right style so it adds extra insult to injury.
 
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