What's the worst song you've ever heard?

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From the good old days of MySpace, or what happens when three bored trust fund kids decide to tease their hair, hoe around and form a "band"

 
It's not that bad and it's certainly not the worst song I've ever heard - it's just kind of drab. It's essentially a budget Arthur Collins clone singing what vaguely sounds like a bad and dated children's song on a tack piano, except the lyrics are inherently political and echo a dark stain on America's history books. It's intriguing, at least.

The reason I know the song is because I owned a copy of it which I promptly sold. For your viewing pleasure, I retrieved its description from Popsike:

"From W.R. Rinehart and Hattie Fletcher comes an interesting piece of history from when their organization was a prominent Christian, prohibition, and white supremacist political group in the United States. Their fabled "personal recordings" on labels such as these were usually from Gennett's studios, which ironically also boasted the recording of many of the best post-Storyville black Dixieland jazz men and a good few liquor-loving, up-and-coming jazz legends - most famously Bix Beiderbecke, who recorded there primarily in the same year as this disc of 1924."

I kind of grasped at straws in writing it up as a 'piece of history' because the record actually sucked ass and the label did too. But some people have an interest in that kind of thing, so I say there are better homes for it than mine. I'd rather have the fifty bananas and buy something I'll actually enjoy listening to. Good money is good.
 
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It sounds like a feverish mashup of all shitty music trends from 10 years ago, complete with her impressions of people who were popular at the time
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That basically, She essentially even stole a rhyme from Eminem's The Real Slim Shady:

So will the real Shady please stand up
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And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
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Which is actually from 20 years ago (Eminem's The Marshall Mathers LP with this song on it came out in 2000) not 10.

Bobby Burns has put out more shit music. Let's go over it:


Yet another Ghostemane rip off. Next video:


The lyrics are basically witchblades without the fatal sense of defeat. "I never stopped, I pushed myself to the limits", oh really? Dude, ripping off all the famous TRAP rappers is the very opposite of "pushing yourself to the limit", you are literally just putting out watered down rip offs of their songs. If you pushed yourself to the limit you would be putting out entirely new, entirely original music instead of just copying what others are doing and trying to be a stereotype.

Next song, Bobby Burns apparently supports domestic violence. Comment: "Umm how is this on my recommend page. Lol. This is the most shit song I’ve ever heard. Like you are using so much auto tune cause you can’t sing lol."


I don't know, a guy calling himself a "TRAP BITCH" in the title of his song? Perhaps his gay lover will give him an idea of what domestic violence is really like. The like2dislike ratio of this video has certainly been through some domestic violence of its own it seems: 371 wife beaters vs. 217 battered wives.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?!?!?!
your video essays on movies were inspiring. I watched them a few years ago and it had me rewatching films i loved in a whole new light, adopting those viewing crutiques to new movies and seeing things i wouldn't have if I'd never watched ypur vids.
now you're a fucking shambles. seriously cringey. you're a junkie man. straight up. you're not a trap star, not an MC, straight up, you're not a musician. period. i love spitting a stupid freestyle on a beat with friends now and again but recording it, putting SERIOUSLY OUTDATED autotune on it and a cringey video filmed on a 8bit camera is a terrible idea.
its a shame.


So this is what the white kids are up too these days ...


The thing that’s odd about his music is obvs he’s into the sound (he’s in a peep t in this vid) and he’s not bad at recreating it but most his lyrics are this weird performative street/trap lifestyle that as anyone that knows him, is obvs not his life. The literal hook and interest of a lot of rap music is the real life stories and it just seems kinda fake. So it always leaves me thinking like is it a parody. It doesn’t sound like it, there’s no jokes that I can hear but if it’s meant to be serious why’s he rapping about a life that’s not his own. I’m a fan from agesssss back, way before he blew up and I think he’s doing shit that makes him happy, which is cool, but this is really corny. Should try and be more honest. write some trap songs about the internet stuff he knows, write about his girl, write about the world....just stop pretending ur street and trapping, shit weird


When I want to define bad imitations of a genre, this is the video I use


I'm sorry to say it, but the music itself is terrible. Too much autotune to the point where I can't understand the lyrics and the beat it boring and needs changing up a bit. I know you're trying to be into the 'druggy' scene, but it is getting boring fast. Would be nice to see some versatility...


Dude. What happened to the old Bobby. That’s what I subscribe for. Not this rapping wannabe. You use to talk about good shit. Now you’re this person now. Dude what really happen to you.. *Unsubscribed*. And please stay off of drugs. Thanks
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I would say "Lime in the Coconut" by Harry Nilsson is the worst. I also remember "Temporary Secretary" by Paul McCartney being really bad but I haven't heard it in a while.
I also hear that Yoko Ono is exceptionally bad.
 
These two pieces, mad by a guy named Ozcrash.
Not sure if anyone here knows who Ozcrash is, but he was the creator of Sonic World, a Sonic The Hedgehog fangame that combined Sonic Adventure styled gameplay with wide open levels from all over the franchise.
Ozcrash posting these two music pieces, and then subsequently got shit on for how terrible they were, caused him to lash out at everyone for it, which then revealed some scandals he was the cause of, lol.

Anyway, these are complete and utter shit.
 
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Longcat said:
From the good old days of MySpace, or what happens when three bored trust fund kids decide to tease their hair, hoe around and form a "band"

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late reply but this is one of the first worst songs that I can think of off the top of my head and I'm so glad I'm not the only one.

These guys have been talked about before but I need every generation of farmers to hear them so they don't make a band as shit as brokencyde:


Lastly I cant stand the tuneyards but apparently they have fans.

EDIT: forgot to show the worst songs I heard every day at work:
 
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A recent one I heard was this very Current Year song - crap of that "the future is female" and "empowering" variety. The crappy lyrics were stuff like "eye of a tiger" and "hear me roooaaar!".

Plenty of "Millennial Whoop" in it too.

And it was playing in a FedEx or 7-Eleven (or both).
 
ToroidalBoat said:
A recent one I heard was this very Current Year song - crap of that "the future is female" and "empowering" variety. The crappy lyrics were stuff like "eye of a tiger" and "hear me roooaaar!".

Plenty of "Millennial Whoop" in it too.

And it was playing in a FedEx or 7-Eleven (or both).
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Yeah that would be Roar by Katy Perry. It's terrible.

The worst part is the chorus sounds like it's really building up to something big, then shits the bed completely, screeching to a dead stop with a godawful Kesha-esque autotune stutter.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
A recent one I heard was this very Current Year song - crap of that "the future is female" and "empowering" variety. The crappy lyrics were stuff like "eye of a tiger" and "hear me roooaaar!".

Plenty of "Millennial Whoop" in it too.

And it was playing in a FedEx or 7-Eleven (or both).
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TheGreatCitracett said:
Yeah that would be Roar by Katy Perry. It's terrible.

The worst part is the chorus sounds like it's really building up to something big, then shits the bed completely, screeching to a dead stop with a godawful Kesha-esque autotune stutter.
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Thanks to Russ I just think of that video he did with that song blaring over his slurping.
 
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