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[Spastic Colon]

Well, using the metric Kevin uses, I'll have to guess the only one without long hair since that's apparently the only criteria to be a woman to these people.

While grabbing the video to archive, I looked up the ranch, and...

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It's so close to being a top result on Google. It's on the first page. Maybe in another month or two.

That aside, here's the video. Somehow, Steampunk Penny manages to do everything wrong with this livestream. Horrible bitrate, recording vertically, wind constantly blowing into the mic, aspect ratio ceaselessly changing automatically, camera shaking like the holder has Parkinson's, and Steampunk Penny talks like the speech centers in his brain are producing smoke with how much focus he needs just to form sentences. He also does that annoying style of speaking you see on Reddit and Tumblr communities where they need to call a dog a "heckin' cute pupperino" instead of "a dog" like normal people with a mental age over 5. Hilariously, he apologizes for the wind at the end of the video before becoming completely inaudible mid-apology due to the wind.

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That is some barren looking land. Thankfully I don't have a seizure disorder because that video should come with a warning. Reminded me of a combination of the found footage horror films and those weird artsy horror films where they have images flashing in between frames of the normal video. It's worse than boomer-tier level of videos.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

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This image had me laughing for a good 10 minutes, but now I'm curious, are the gates uneven because they measured from the ground? Are they uneven because they couldn't get them to be at level if they are aligned (for some reason)? Did they half-follow some internet guide on how to do the job and didn't think about it? What I'm trying to figure out is if they're lazy, stupid or autistic.
And look how not happy the guy on the left is, I wonder if he did all the job and the in the middle tried to take all the credit or something like that or if he's one of those fags who do nothing but complain the entire time and he's pissed off because he spent 20minutes outside instead of playing videogames and eating trash.
Finally the tranny on the right who wouldn't look out of place working at a random construction site. Goddamn trannys are funny.

 

[trent]

A bunch of severely mentally ill male perverts on a ranch. A recipe for disaster.

Can't wait for the episode of Small Town Murder about this place when one of them finally snaps and kills the rest of them.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

At least Kevin the degenerate voluntarily provides his crotch disaster to all the other men & not a groomed teenage genderspecial.

Although I'm very concerned about the poor animals.

 

[Spastic Colon]

At least Kevin the degenerate voluntarily provides his crotch disaster to all the other men & not a groomed teenage genderspecial.

Although I'm very concerned about the poor animals.

I think there is a 95% chance that the other troons would choose the alpacas (or the dogs) over Kev's rotting crotch wound, even if were healed enough to be offered. I'm not even sure they'd do anal with him right now unless they apply vick's vapor rub under their noses and avoid looking down in case they accidentally stare into the abyss of Kev's crotch horror. In other words, I bet Kev is completely and utterly useless and I bet the rest of the troons are getting fed up with his shit. I'd love to see him get kicked out for not pulling his weight. A Kevin couch surfing arc would be hilarious.

 

[Livecorpse]

Well, using the metric Kevin uses, I'll have to guess the only one without long hair since that's apparently the only criteria to be a woman to these people.

While grabbing the video to archive, I looked up the ranch, and...

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It's so close to being a top result on Google. It's on the first page. Maybe in another month or two.

That aside, here's the video. Somehow, Steampunk Penny manages to do everything wrong with this livestream. Horrible bitrate, recording vertically, wind constantly blowing into the mic, aspect ratio ceaselessly changing automatically, camera shaking like the holder has Parkinson's, and Steampunk Penny talks like the speech centers in his brain are producing smoke with how much focus he needs just to form sentences. He also does that annoying style of speaking you see on Reddit and Tumblr communities where they need to call a dog a "heckin' cute pupperino" instead of "a dog" like normal people with a mental age over 5. Hilariously, he apologizes for the wind at the end of the video before becoming completely inaudible mid-apology due to the wind.

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Are these...trying to sound like women? Is this how they think women sound? They sound like frat bros with Down syndrome.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

I think there is a 95% chance that the other troons would choose the alpacas (or the dogs) over Kev's rotting crotch wound, even if were healed enough to be offered. I'm not even sure they'd do anal with him right now unless they apply vick's vapor rub under their noses and avoid looking down in case they accidentally stare into the abyss of Kev's crotch horror. In other words, I bet Kev is completely and utterly useless and I bet the rest of the troons are getting fed up with his shit. I'd love to see him get kicked out for not pulling his weight. A Kevin couch surfing arc would be hilarious.

They can't even do anal as he 'never got the hang of it' so I'm really curious as to why he's kept around other than his inheritance he's mentioned a few times.

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[SIGSEGV]

They can't even do anal as he 'never got the hang of it' so I'm really curious as to why he's kept around other than his inheritance he's mentioned a few times.

What exactly is there to "get the hang of" with regards to anal? Just pull down your pants, take off the dirty, crapped briefs diaper, and pucker up because Ripley is going in dry.

 

[Mr.Glue]

He hardly had a dick to begin with, can't be much left after carving it up, to fashion much of a clit tbh.

Well, ACTUALLY it is possibly to fashion reasonably deep necrotches from small dicks. According to Thai methods which have been adapted by German surgeons and furthered the penile skin can be sliced four times instead of twice and maybe sewn together with ballskin or a skin transplant from the thigh (in rare cases) to create things like 15 cm of depth from 2 cm of (blood-) penis.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What exactly is there to "get the hang of" with regards to anal? Just pull down your pants, take off the dirty, crapped briefs diaper, and pucker up because Ripley is going in dry.

Normally? Not much aside from the whole "do it slow and don't tear up the hole" thing, but considering the state of decay Kev's groin, IMO there's a very real chance of an enthusiastic (lmao) partner ripping his taint open.

Clarification: a partner ripping Kev's taint open.

 

[Hypnotised Chicken]

... methods which have been adapted by German surgeons and furthered the penile skin can be cut four times instead of twice and maybe sewn together with ballskin or a skin transplant from the thigh (in rare cases) to create things like 15 cm of depth from 2 cm of (blood-) penis.

This is not the Operation Paper Clip I remember

 

[CisTrans_Isomerism]

Normally? Not much aside from the whole "do it slow and don't tear up the hole" thing, but considering the state of decay Kev's groin, IMO there's a very real chance of an enthusiastic (lmao) partner ripping his taint open.

Clarification: a partner ripping Kev's taint open.

I have a feeling that the real reason is that Kevin simply doesn't enjoy it, but admitting this would conflict with his desired persona of being the "queerest of the queers". I also doubt that he even finds physical pleasure from stuffing-up his mutilated cockditch as, A. There's probably not too much sensation in the tissue to begin with (certainly not anything near the sensation of a "natal" vagina) and B. I think it is more the idea of being fucked and inhabiting a more "feminine" sexual role which gets him off, rather than the actual sensation of it or physical pleasure derived therein. The latter goes along with his textbook case of autogynephilia; where it's the idea of embodying the form and role of the object of his desire (an attractive female) which he fetishizes. Also, as has been theorized on here before, I'm fairly certain that the only reason he claims to thirst after his fellow AGP troons is that they are the only people who will entertain the idea of having intimate contact with him.

 

[Piss Bear]

Penny really does look like Maynard James Keenan
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Please stop dissing my mans like that.
I mean he IS a bit eccentric to say the least but—

Hm. Maybe you do have a point.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I'm fairly certain that the only reason he claims to thirst after his fellow AGP troons is that they are the only people who will entertain the idea of having intimate contact with him.

That AND fellow agp troons are his entire world and support network.

The reason why Kev is so funny to follow is because right now he has a very strong enabling support network. He’s an ugly balding man but gets to have 5 “girl” friends, room & board and time to do nothing but tweet about his fetish’s.

this environment has made Kevin super oblivious to how weird he is and makes him (I think) much more open and just share what ever is is currently on his mind and what makes him so funny.
I said before, if he gets booted from ranch-el-trannié then he would 41% overnight. He would not nearly be as entertaining if he was a single lonely guy tweeting from his moms house

 

[Dustlord]

Perhaps -- I mean lots of people have oily hair/skin, but a shower takes care of that problem. I'd be honestly surprised if Kev showers more than once a week. Most troons seem to have an aversion to basic hygiene. Or anything that requires effort -- like housework, actual jobs, etc.

That's an especially horrifying theory considering he has a giant open wound between his legs.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I have a feeling that the real reason is that Kevin simply doesn't enjoy it, but admitting this would conflict with his desired persona of being the "queerest of the queers". I also doubt that he even finds physical pleasure from stuffing-up his mutilated cockditch as, A. There's probably not too much sensation in the tissue to begin with (certainly not anything near the sensation of a "natal" vagina) and B. I think it is more the idea of being fucked and inhabiting a more "feminine" sexual role which gets him off, rather than the actual sensation of it or physical pleasure derived therein. The latter goes along with his textbook case of autogynephilia; where it's the idea of embodying the form and role of the object of his desire (an attractive female) which he fetishizes. Also, as has been theorized on here before, I'm fairly certain that the only reason he claims to thirst after his fellow AGP troons is that they are the only people who will entertain the idea of having intimate contact with him.

"Oh my gosh, I'm such a bottom!" he says, knowing full well he doesn't like anal and wouldn't bottom if you paid him.

Never mind, Kevin. The stinkditch is undoubtedly half numb from the nerve damage of the dick inversion. I'm sure that will make him the bottomiest bottom that ever bottomed, or whatever it is he wants to be.

 

[Opiophile]

They can't even do anal as he 'never got the hang of it' so I'm really curious as to why he's kept around other than his inheritance he's mentioned a few times.

Wait, what? Aren't half of Kevin's tweets all about how he's such a "heckin' thirsty bottom 4 lyfe uwu" ? Or is this just more of the bullshit they pull where they change the definitions of words? Is he now a bottom because he wants to be fucked by dudes in his crotch wound, and has nothing to do with anal sex? Probably the latter knowing this faggot.

All of this stupid trannyspeak is fucking confusing.

 

[Vapewizard]

A lot of queerios seem to use the word "Bottom" as "Submissive" these days.

 

[AmbiTron]

Kevin be like, "I'm SUCH a bottom >////< I mean don't put it in my ass because I don't like that... and you can't use my 'vag' because it's stuck in permanent necrosis... and I don't really like sucking dick because I'm actually attracted to real women and not lumbering monsters, BUT I SWEAR SO BOTTOM."

 

[that jerk over there]

He's larping as a "woman". He's larping being gay. He's larping being a bottom.