Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Cabbages]

Then verbally berates her nurse, refuses to stop recording, and demands to speak to everyone's manager rather than allow for an actual assessment.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Kaelijae sez "me!me!me! me!"

A lot of these "artistic" types are going "where's my bailout?"

You're fucking worthless. Dominoes needs warm bodies, go make some artistic pizzas.

 

[Vol yoom us]

The two Vimeos of her IG live were the best thing I've seen in a long time. Is it ok to link them here?

elana1

This is "elana1" by Not Ashill on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

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elana2

This is "elana2" by Not Ashill on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

vimeo.com

Huge Semper Fi to Not Ashill for putting these on Vimeo, hopefully forever.

I would love to see Elana's reaction if/when she finds out she's on KF and IFGW

My favorite was when she mentioned that she can't sleep because she can't breath and then got a startled look of panic in her eyes before coughing in sincerely. You can actually see the moment it clicks where she realized she forgot to feign that symtom. Then she goes on to rant without a breath at all that people are asking about her symtoms too much even though no one fucking asked.
What a loon.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Bitch is really fixated on Starbucks people killing her. All that hairdie made her stupid.

This is about a week into this for most of us and she's already proven what a psychotic, self absorbed munchie she is.

 

[Cryin RN]

My favorite was when she mentioned that she can't sleep because she can't breath and then got a startled look of panic in her eyes before coughing in sincerely. You can actually see the moment it clicks where she realized she forgot to feign that symtom. Then she goes on to rant without a breath at all that people are asking about her symtoms too much even though no one fucking asked.
What a loon.

Lmaooo "I think you can hear that I'm out of breath"

Speaks in complete sentences NON-STOP FOR TEN MINUTES

 

[taintmisbehavin]

How many of them have died of fatal orgasms at the news that there was a pandemic and they could claim to be the most vulnerable class (even worse off than grandmas, AIDS patients, etc., etc.)?

 

[doubter4life]

Aww Morgan posted a Facebook memory from a few years ago. This was when she conned a nonprofit, The Molly Project, into taking photos when she was “dying”

 

[A Detachable Penis]

Aww Morgan posted a Facebook memory from a few years ago. This was when she conned a nonprofit, The Molly Project, into taking photos when she was “dying”

Man, does this ever highlight the creepy as fuck relationship she has with her mom.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Aww Morgan posted a Facebook memory from a few years ago. This was when she conned a nonprofit, The Molly Project, into taking photos when she was “dying”

They stopped diagnosing "female hysteria" in the 1950s.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Someone get Elana a helicopter before the drs let her explode with poop!

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They refuse to test her for corona, she thinks she has it because someone told her she did and then yep she definitely has it.
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I'd imagine doctors who have dealt with munchies/malingerers and attention seekers are now somewhat satisfied that they can triage who gets treatment and who doesn't.

This brat said she yelled and screamed at the drs, had several people call and call to demand they help her.
If the hospitals there are anything like what we've seen in china and italy then these drs are literally getting screamed at by someone with fucking constipation while they slowly face the risk of death themselves because PPE is running out and soon the medical staff are going to wind up with it.
And this one wants an operation (she'll settle for a finger though!) and is pulling the "I'm dyingof sepsis!" crap because they've probably had to postpone operations that aren't immediate life and death.
Atleast wheel her outside so she doesn't waste more resources when she has a shit explosion.

Kat Loosmore? She was "barfiedoll" at one point, but she now goes by @bmkween. I assume she means that she is queen of bowel movements. She's still in her hospital bed at home with her TPN physique. Pretty boring in general, but her dangerhair doesn't disappoint.
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Dumbass has a partner. If all it will take to calm her the fuck down is getting her ass fingered , why go to the ER and not do a little Whitney & Bobby role play with him in the privacy of her own home?

Also, I seriously fucking doubt she has sepsis of all things and no one is helping her. She is just using the language that will get her the most attention.

Spoiler: Sepsis

I went to the ER with severe pain and disorientation. The second the triage nurse realized I was septic, I got more attention than Lady Gaga at a Pride festival. They most certainly don’t just park your ass. And having had it, NOONE WANTS IT. No ribbons, no glam, it’s just a shitty thing to have

ETfuckingA: multiple organ failure? Dafuq? I don’t see nearly enough toys around her. She is not trached for lungs. I’d be shocked if she has so much as a catheter. I think she’d be close to immobile if she had heart, kidney, liver issues. Doesn’t even look like an icu room, but I could be wrong. I’ll give her brain failure, but that is only a single organ failure. Diagnosis: Assholeism

How many of them have died of fatal orgasms at the news that there was a pandemic and they could claim to be the most vulnerable class (even worse off than grandmas, AIDS patients, etc., etc.)?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS A LETHAL EMERGENCY, MY POOP HOLE NEEDS TO BE FINGERED RN!!!!!

I'm assuming the bm means black metal based on her current username.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

There was a facebook live of Elana, too, where psych tried to talk to her then security came in and confiscated her laptop.

Spoiler: transcript because the doctor is hard to understand

Dr.: I’m Dr. Keegen(?), I’m a psychiatrist at the hospital

E: Great

D: I’d like you to stop recording if you could. I’d like you to close your computer. How are you doing?

E: I am not doing well, I have been asking for help. I have been asking for a psychiatrist for days now so I’m glad that you’re finally coming now that I am recording and I –

D: Okay can you put your computer aside for me?

E: no.

D you can’t put your computer aside?

E: No.

d: [couldn’t understand due to other noises] can you put it aside?

E: I’ll have security

D: okay then how about -

e: GO AWAY. Don’t touch me

D: then let me see the computer

E: no. Get out of my room

D: I’m going to order – I am the –

E: I asked for security. You can’t give me medication against my will

D: Well yeah I can

E: No you can’t. I know my rights. I’m a mental health professional. No you can’t.

D: What’s your occupation?

E: I’m a social worker

D: okay where at?

E: At [wherever]

D: Did you try the [???]

E: no

D: [???] (could not understand what he said but the jist is he was asking her about the nurse she filmed herself yelling at in the IG live.)

E: I asked her to get out of my room if she wasn’t going to help me get a doctor. I asked her to get the highest person in the hospital

D: did you threaten her?

E: No, it’s on video. I did not threaten her.

D: I’d like to see the video.

E: no, it's not your right to see the video. You may want to. I know my rights. I have thousands of people watching this video

D: okay young lady

E: I am not- you called me a young lady. Are you patronizing me?

D: [???] And now. Are you taking any medications at home?

E: I am on a very consistent steady list of medications I have been on for years. I am a mental health professional

D: Will you tell me what medications you’re on?

E: no. you can read them yourself. I am trying to advocate my rights. I have very little breath left as was told by my ER doctor. She literally said in the ER, “Elana listen to me very carefully. The economcal ?? telling everyone you’re on your death bed. You are being admitted for immediate surgery.” That was thursday night. I have been neglected since Thursday night. I am not mental. I don’t need emergency meds. Get the fuck out of my face and give me medical care. I am rational and demanding medical care as a rare disease patient. I am being discrimianted against. It’s a ADA and EEOC violation. I am articulate, very educated, and smart. I know my rights. I am not mental. I am not anxious. I am not – ha, I do have p-

D: can you show me where you ear is bleeding?

E: I don’t know why my ear is bleeding. I am not a medical doctor. How-

D: did you – no where is your ear bleeding?

E: in-side my ear. (laughs) in there

D: Have you pulled out blood from inside your ear today?

E: Yes, I showed a doctor, I showed – I showed the nurse, in front of you. You saw me show it to the nurse. I showed my best friend. It came out on my finger three times (laughs) yes.

D: okay so did-

E: yes. She saw it.

D: okay I’m just going to look at your meds now since you won’t tell me what they are.

E: Yes! I asked you to.

D: and again, I asked you to stop recording, I -

E: I-I-I do have your request.

D: But-

E: I have your request and it is within my right to continue. I am well aware

D: well [security is coming?] and they're going to take this

E: I asked them to come. They can’t take this! I asked them to take me out of here.

D: I’d like you to remove the recording for a minute? Okay?

[security enters room] Security: I need your phone (?).

E: Can you remove ME from the hospital? Can you remove me? I would like to go

Security: give me the laptop so it doesn’t break ma’am ?

E: CAN I GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL?

Security: Don’t kick!

Prevailing theory is she's on an actual psych hold now.

 

[thriphhole]

There was a facebook live of Elana, too, where psych tried to talk to her then security came in and confiscated her laptop.

Spoiler: transcript because the doctor is hard to understand

Dr.: I’m Dr. Keegen(?), I’m a psychiatrist at the hospital

E: Great

D: I’d like you to stop recording if you could. I’d like you to close your computer. How are you doing?

E: I am not doing well, I have been asking for help. I have been asking for a psychiatrist for days now so I’m glad that you’re finally coming now that I am recording and I –

D: Okay can you put your computer aside for me?

E: no.

D you can’t put your computer aside?

E: No.

d: [couldn’t understand due to other noises] can you put it aside?

E: I’ll have security

D: okay then how about -

e: GO AWAY. Don’t touch me

D: then let me see the computer

E: no. Get out of my room

D: I’m going to order – I am the –

E: I asked for security. You can’t give me medication against my will

D: Well yeah I can

E: No you can’t. I know my rights. I’m a mental health professional. No you can’t.

D: What’s your occupation?

E: I’m a social worker

D: okay where at?

E: At [wherever]

D: Did you try the [???]

E: no

D: [???] (could not understand what he said but the jist is he was asking her about the nurse she filmed herself yelling at in the IG live.)

E: I asked her to get out of my room if she wasn’t going to help me get a doctor. I asked her to get the highest person in the hospital

D: did you threaten her?

E: No, it’s on video. I did not threaten her.

D: I’d like to see the video.

E: no, it's not your right to see the video. You may want to. I know my rights. I have thousands of people watching this video

D: okay young lady

E: I am not- you called me a young lady. Are you patronizing me?

D: [???] And now. Are you taking any medications at home?

E: I am on a very consistent steady list of medications I have been on for years. I am a mental health professional

D: Will you tell me what medications you’re on?

E: no. you can read them yourself. I am trying to advocate my rights. I have very little breath left as was told by my ER doctor. She literally said in the ER, “Elana listen to me very carefully. The economcal ?? telling everyone you’re on your death bed. You are being admitted for immediate surgery.” That was thursday night. I have been neglected since Thursday night. I am not mental. I don’t need emergency meds. Get the fuck out of my face and give me medical care. I am rational and demanding medical care as a rare disease patient. I am being discrimianted against. It’s a ADA and EEOC violation. I am articulate, very educated, and smart. I know my rights. I am not mental. I am not anxious. I am not – ha, I do have p-

D: can you show me where you ear is bleeding?

E: I don’t know why my ear is bleeding. I am not a medical doctor. How-

D: did you – no where is your ear bleeding?

E: in-side my ear. (laughs) in there

D: Have you pulled out blood from inside your ear today?

E: Yes, I showed a doctor, I showed – I showed the nurse, in front of you. You saw me show it to the nurse. I showed my best friend. It came out on my finger three times (laughs) yes.

D: okay so did-

E: yes. She saw it.

D: okay I’m just going to look at your meds now since you won’t tell me what they are.

E: Yes! I asked you to.

D: and again, I asked you to stop recording, I -

E: I-I-I do have your request.

D: But-

E: I have your request and it is within my right to continue. I am well aware

D: well [security is coming?] and they're going to take this

E: I asked them to come. They can’t take this! I asked them to take me out of here.

D: I’d like you to remove the recording for a minute? Okay?

[security enters room] Security: I need your phone (?).

E: Can you remove ME from the hospital? Can you remove me? I would like to go

Security: give me the laptop so it doesn’t break ma’am ?

E: CAN I GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL?

Security: Don’t kick!

Prevailing theory is she's on an actual psych hold now.

You just made my day, I hope she gets all the "help" she deserves, what a nightmare patient!!

 

[large_farva]

Just especially fuck all munchies right now who are wasting time and PPE with their bullshit

 

[StasisOne]

Morgan is doing some more Doctor shopping

 

[IBrokeBob]

Dementia? More like demented.

i guess she wants that sweet dementia diagnosis cuz people with dementia get their social security disability claims processed asap

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

"I need multiple neurologist". AKA I've pissed off every local one. Neurosurgeons tend to refuse to touch others work without good reason. Orthopedics tend to be the same.

Also, parkisons now?

 

[Punkinsplice]

Dementia? More like demented.

i guess she wants that sweet dementia diagnosis cuz people with dementia get their social security disability claims processed asap

They also lose autonomy and access to their bank accounts.

 

[KimWexlerEsq]

So, the lethal poop situation was resolved, I assume? If it did exist in the first place and wasn’t just a hallucination of her psychosis, why were laxatives not permitted as solutions? Because they would actually work and she would have to shut the fuck up? Again, psychosis noted.

Queer. Jewissh. Zebras.

Who needs a band name?

 

[thirsttrap12345]

You missed the best parts....about how she is dying BUT she is doing this for her viewers and supporters. You know, so they don't have to deal with all this terrible stuff. She really is taking one for the team! What a great person!

How dare you make light of her social media presence- THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WERE WATCHING!!!)

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

How dare you make light of her social media presence- THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WERE WATCHING!!!)

Well, thousands of people have seen it NOW anyways...