Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

I like to read about psychology as some sort of hobby, and when I learnt about narcissistic parents, that made me feel really sorry for him. He was a victim of extreme emotional abuse from his insane mother.

Both Cole and Chris's testimonies of Barb exactly fit the stereotype of a textbook narcissistic mother. Her manipulation, by constantly threatening suicide, Codependency issues by forcing Chris to live with her. Constant lying and gaslighting Cole about his father.
On the top of all, emotional incest, by spooning Chris in bed and talking to him in a flirtatious manner. Emotional incest is one of the most damaging methods of emotional abuse, which causes the child to become extremely immature (rings a bell?)

In the end, Borb is a life-ruining piece of shit and Chris's life would've had a 180 degree turn if he grew up with a normal woman instead of a mentally unstable pack rat.
 
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Anytime I see a photo of his Christmas or Birthday

You know after this brief exchange among the three of them each went to a seperate part of the house to spend Christmas day watching TV or playing video games.

T'WAS CHRIS MAS DAY,
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,
THE CREATURES THAT WERE STIRRING,
ARE MY FAMILY, AND ME, AND OUR TWO CATS...


That gives me the feels every time...

Forget about how sad it is after that, just the first 10 seconds makes me feel bad for everyone involved, and I have a heart of ice...

Then it just gets even more out there and sad when his girlfriend didn't turn up under the tree... To me who is someone that doesn't spend Christmas Day with family (not that my family is weird, they don't mind, and know that I have to help people who are gonna be alone, fucked up and forgotten), but I always work for a homeless charity through xmas week till xmas day for sad sacks like Chris... and people who from no fault of their own are fucked up and would do fuck all for themselves..., then see my family boxing day, and nyd, and they don't mind... But Chris Mas always makes me feel bad... Every year, I get another potential Chris Chan, because his or her parents have died, and they can't deal with even simple things like replying to letters or paying bills...

edit: They usually end up in a home or in a hostel, or prison at worst for going fucko bazoo in a public place.
 
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The extortion-saga made me feel abit sorry for him, Also the fact that Barb seems to be both abusive and manipulative, and i feel sorry for him in the same way i feel sorry for Cole and Bob and anyone else she treated like that. Overall tho, i think Chris bad person that use people and treat other people like objects, and alot of his misery is his own fault. I unironically like his comics tho.
 
Ehhh.. Not really feeling sorry, but this goddess thing makes me laugh.
 
I feel sorry for Chris in the manner that the poor kid never learned to stand up for himself and was constantly manipulated by people throughout his life. Parents, peers, trolls, whatever. He never learned how to get these people to fuck off. There are plenty of things in life that are of his own doing but he never learned how to deal with problems in a realistic manner because nobody in his life gave him a chance there.
 
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I thought Manchester HS didn't have a reunion. It would validate Chris' conspiracy against him if he didn't get an invite. As a matter of fact, he spearhead the reunion, although like with many things Chris takes responsibility for, I don't think he made much effort to organize it.

There was a thing going on with reunion happening at one point but Chris dismissed all involved as trolls and reported the facebook page for it as such and got it taken down.
 
How Borb handled him in his childhood years to now. He never really had a chance to be "normal" when he was raised by a narcissist and refused help to actually make him a functioning member of society. Even when some people here say how Cole could've stepped in and helped him, how?
 
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I kinda feel bad for him now since there's a good chance every delivery service in the Charlottesville area has blacklisted all orders to 14 branchland court. Especially with 5he covid long haul take our was really Chris's primary source of food
 
I feel sorry for his pets having to live in that horrible house.
I feel sorry for his clothes and the cartoon characters that have be stretched over that massive beer gut.
I feel sorry for his dad, who had not only had chris to deal with, but also Barbra. Bob had to control the checkbook to keep her from hoarding, and in his last years Chris was starting his tomgirl shit.
I feel sorry for chris's neighbors.
I feel sorry for the restaurants in the area.
I feel sorry for the lawyer that has to put up with both surviving chandlers.
I feel sorry for Snyder for what happened with chris being a total spazz and hitting him with his car.
I feel sorry for Cathrine having had chris stick his greasy, nasty face in her tits.
I feel sorry for everyone who tried and failed to help chris try to act like a normal person.
Chris though? ... nah. Don't feel sorry for him at all. If his parents had gotten him special help in the beginning he might have avoided all of this, but that's no guarantee. Most of what's happened with chris is his own fault.
 
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BlueSpike making Chris shove bits of medallion up his ass is just absolute lunacy.

I don't care about Chris whatsoever, but the lengths of his unfunny trolls go are bizarre and completely psycho. I can't imagine having a baby-like mind and getting fucked over by strings upon strings of people who only have malicious intent. You don't have to be a tryhard to mi.lk Chris. You definitely don't have to be sadistic.
 
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