Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Viridian]

That's nice and all. Do you really think your dirtybook is going to be mass printed and sold at stores?

Given how Clown Car Cunt is completely ignorant about how the actual publishing industry works, I'm skeptical that this book even exists. If her poorly-written smut had been published before (as she claimed she did under a pen name) it would be easy for her to point to one of her works. We already have her personal information, so it's not like she has to worry about being doxed. The fact she can't point to any of her allegedly published work makes it crystal clear that she's lying, and she's never been published before. If she had, it would be super easy to prove us wrong; the fact that she can't proves the lie.

As for her current alleged magnum opus, I'm like 50% sure at this point she's been taken in by a scam artist or vanity press and her "My Immortal"-level incompetently written rape fic will never see the light of day in print, and 50% sure that there is no book, there's never been any books, and Melinda is simply making up stories as part of her narcissistic defense of her fragile ego.

 

[Spergichu]

Because visual porn is seeing the nakedness of someone else other than your Covenant partner/Spouse, which is wrong by the standards of The Torah. The exception being a couple who makes visual porn together for their own enjoyment.

If you read a romance novel, you can picture it as your ideal spouse (to be)/lust for your potential future spouse or picture it was your actual spouse. You aren't actually seeing another's nakedness.

Except for 50 Shades of Grey, which was....a huge disappointment in terms of gender equality

There she goes again with "It's okay when I do it because Torah". All porn is sinful, even if it is with a partner or you at least pretend it is. Show me the specific passage in the Torah that allows you to write smut.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

There she goes again with "It's okay when I do it because Torah". All porn is sinful, even if it is with a partner or you at least pretend it is. Show me the specific passage in the Torah that allows you to write smut.

Why would recording yourself having sex with your spouse be "sinful"?

Torah allows you to create, just as Elohim creates. It only means that what you create must be good (pure/not sinful).
Humankind is only punished for creating evil imaginations.

"Adonai saw that the people on earth were very wicked, that all the imaginings of their hearts were always of evil only. Adonai regretted that he had made humankind on the earth; it grieved his heart" (Genesis 6:5-6)

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Why would recording yourself having sex with your spouse be "sinful"?

Torah allows you to create, just as Elohim creates. It only means that what you create must be good (pure/not sinful).
Humankind is only punished for creating evil imaginations.

"Adonai saw that the people on earth were very wicked, that all the imaginings of their hearts were always of evil only. Adonai regretted that he had made humankind on the earth; it grieved his heart" (Genesis 6:5-6)

Anything with you visible in it is pretty sinful tbf

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Lol, are you saying you and Marshall make fuck-flicks? It's adorable how you keep revealing information like that, in between calling us immoral pagan drug addicts.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Because visual porn is seeing the nakedness of someone else other than your Covenant partner/Spouse, which is wrong by the standards of The Torah. The exception being a couple who makes visual porn together for their own enjoyment.

If you read a romance novel, you can picture it as your ideal spouse (to be)/lust for your potential future spouse or picture it was your actual spouse. You aren't actually seeing another's nakedness.

Except for 50 Shades of Grey, which was....a huge disappointment in terms of gender equality

So you don't describe the characters in your romance novels? Giving your characters any description makes it more likely people will imagine them rather than their partner.

Fifty shades of grey would have been sinful for you because Marshall is nothing like Christian, for instance.

Why would recording yourself having sex with your spouse be "sinful"?

You should post your sex tapes online so we can confirm that Marshall isn't a cuckold with a microdick.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

You should post your sex tapes online so we can confirm that Marshall isn't a cuckold with a microdick.

Dear God no fucking spare us

 

[Adamska]

Looks like the Hole decided to gush about how she found a way to assuage any guilt she has of having a high libido by making poor life choices while I was gone.

She's still a narcissist and still going homeless. Also very clearly not writing a paper or a penny dreadful porn book.

 

[PomegranateKing]

Guys, I think Melinda's got it all figured out.

With the toilet paper in short supply, we'll need alternative sources. Clearly her "romance novel" would be the cheapest paper-based product left on the shelf.

She's anticipating our needs, guys. The least we can do is use the paper she provides for us in our time of need.

Yah-gay bless.

 

[Begemot]

I think it's far more likely that the salacious shiksa @TamarYaelBatYah is writing gay porn involving Marshall and his enduring sexual and emotional submission to the local synagogue of black Israelites.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

What to you want to bet that the manuscript is written in crayon with little hearts dotting the “i”’s?

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

What to you want to bet that the manuscript is written in crayon with little hearts dotting the “i”’s?

I more or less expect poorly scrawled Hebrew tbh

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I think it's far more likely that the salacious shiksa @TamarYaelBatYah is writing gay porn involving Marshall and his enduring sexual and emotional submission to the local synagogue of black Israelites.

Given that Marshall is her music that's very likely.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Alright, let's entertain the notion that Melinda has written an entire book of erotic prose. I want some more details. Is it more of a "billionaire bad boy" book or a "Navy Seal bodyguard" book? Maybe "Ravished by a Highlander"?

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

@TamarYaelBatYah If you are still pregnant, could you please share a picture of your tummy?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

So which one of you moderators took away my rating feature?

@TamarYaelBatYah If you are still pregnant, could you please share a picture of your tummy?

Yea...still pregnant...so... so... very pregnant.

I'll ask Marshall if he would be up for taking a pregnant couple's selfie together. He likely wouldn't like me posing for a bunch of other guys by myself. But either way, since we follow Torah, I can't show you my actual skin/tummy ("nakedness"). Is that the kind of "tummy" shot you were thinking? I know a lot of women do those. Or you are just curious how a woman of 6 pregnancies looks (size wise)? I don't look any bigger than my 2nd/3rd/4th/5th pregnancy. I use belly wrapping and crunches to keep my uterus in place.

I don't know you want to see me this plump anyway though lol.
We are planning on taking a formal couple's photo and a family photo this summer though. Might share those

 

[AnOminous]

So which one of you moderators took away my rating feature?

It happens when you tard out, like the tard you are, and spam out ratings like you spam out genetically defective mongoloids from your tard launcher every 9 months.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

It happens when you tard out, like the tard you are, and spam out ratings like you spam out genetically defective mongoloids from your tard launcher every 9 months.

Oh, that's fine. I'll just use Emoji reactions for the entire thread. Or in other words....

 

[AmbiTron]

im a dumb bitch

I can't believe you're still at this. I gotta say, you're a crazy bitch and an overall terrible person but damned if you aren't persistent. Last I checked this thread was like what, a month ago? Jesus.

 

[break these cuffs]

I can't believe you're still at this. I gotta say, you're a crazy bitch and an overall terrible person but damned if you aren't persistent. Last I checked this thread was like what, a month ago? Jesus.

She can't go without our attention. The daddy issues run deep. Deeper than making some better life choices getting knocked up by a half dozen different dudes who leave you.