Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Tard Repository]

Is she even eligible? I think people who were claimed as dependents are not, and I’m wondering if mama B might have done so.

Seems like something Mama B would do, but we can't know for sure.

 

[Pargon]

Seems like something Mama B would do, but we can't know for sure.

If so, she'll get $500 and I hope Sammy doesn't see a penny of it. Those kids deserve at least a little kiddie pool for the summer or something.

 

[Miss Misery]

I was about to give Clarence some credit for trying to fix a lawnmower and make a little money...then it all went downhill from there.

Sling Blade was set in Arkansas and Karl fixed lawnmowers... mmnnhgh does Clarence like them french fried pertaters?

 

[wateryketchup]

Any guesses on what she'll do with her share of Trumpbux? $1200 is basically fifty thou in Redneck.

She strikes me as the type to spend it on a giant back tattoo

 

[Pargon]

Something something, whale tail, yadda yadda, Moby (big black) Dick, etc., etc., I'm tired.

 

[Long Dong Silver]

Any guesses on what she'll do with her share of Trumpbux? $1200 is basically fifty thou in Redneck.

I’m praying for a “Clarence’s Pussy” tattoo, personally.

 

[UnicornPiss2.0]

Hmm... I thought strippers needed to be conventionally attractive, like at least in the ball park. If, say, not the prettiest face, other assets such as a shapely figure and outstanding dancing/acrobatic skills to make up for that. Can you imagine a circumstance downmarket enough to need Sammie with her rictus face, cascading fat rolls and hog caller speaking voice?

There’s a “gentlemen’s” club in Delaware called Fairways and when I went there to deliver something, they thought I was the new girl. Trust me, there are strip clubs out there with that low of standards.

 

[Tard Repository]

Sammie is Mexi-LARPing. She's also live at the moment. Handed her phone off to Clarnce who legitimately spent the first minute and a half incomprehensibly shouting at the camera like a sped. I could only make out 'GANG GANG!', 'BLOOD GANG' and 'SU-WOO!'

She also spent some time trying to shove too much laundry into a washing machine, talking about how she needs to get to the doctor to see "how far along she is" and mused about how she "already has nine kids" and doesn't need (want?) any more.

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[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Mexican....ass

 

[nemesisAF]

By the way, what does the NLR mean that Sammie uses as her middle name/initial?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

By the way, what does the NLR mean that Sammie uses as her middle name/initial?

North Little Rock. For some reason she's very proud of the fact she's from the shitty part of the metro.

This is revolting. Adults don't act this way.

It really is kind of amazing that Sammie gets fake engaged to every random nigga, but none of the will actually marry her. Even Sammie-Lite managed to get that marriage certificate.

This live is a nightmare. The worst part absolutely was when Sammie handed him the phone. Clarence is, without a shadow of a doubt, actually mentally handicapped. The faces he makes, the way he talks, the weird babbling and repetitive way he says the same shit over and over... Sammie is dating a re.tarded man. And yeah, a new fake-pregnancy is incoming. Apparently Clarence's re.tarded sperm got in there and got her noticeably knocked up in a week. I liked when Sammie told some random woman in the laundry room that she had 9 kids.

Oh my God. She looks like a Slaton.

 

[Army Burger]

Oh my God. She looks like a Slaton.
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Needs more forehead lump

 

[Suzuki Beane]

Ugh... that bitch spat on the ground in the common areas, wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, and rubbed her nose. Clarnce had their keys in his mouth at one point. Nobody seems worried about germs or sanitising the shared laundry room.

 

[Dovahshit]

North Little Rock. For some reason she's very proud of the fact she's from the shitty part of the metro.

This is revolting. Adults don't act this way.
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It really is kind of amazing that Sammie gets fake engaged to every random nigga, but none of the will actually marry her. Even Sammie-Lite managed to get that marriage certificate.
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This live is a nightmare. The worst part absolutely was when Sammie handed him the phone. Clarence is, without a shadow of a doubt, actually mentally handicapped. The faces he makes, the way he talks, the weird babbling and repetitive way he says the same shit over and over... Sammie is dating a re.tarded man. And yeah, a new fake-pregnancy is incoming. Apparently Clarence's re.tarded sperm got in there and got her noticeably knocked up in a week. I liked when Sammie told some random woman in the laundry room that she had 9 kids.

Oh my God. She looks like a Slaton.
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hair more greasy than Hamber on a bad day
even Hambers face is prettier, forgive me

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

North Little Rock. For some reason she's very proud of the fact she's from the shitty part of the metro.

This is revolting. Adults don't act this way.
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It really is kind of amazing that Sammie gets fake engaged to every random nigga, but none of the will actually marry her. Even Sammie-Lite managed to get that marriage certificate.
View attachment 1206646

This live is a nightmare. The worst part absolutely was when Sammie handed him the phone. Clarence is, without a shadow of a doubt, actually mentally handicapped. The faces he makes, the way he talks, the weird babbling and repetitive way he says the same shit over and over... Sammie is dating a re.tarded man. And yeah, a new fake-pregnancy is incoming. Apparently Clarence's re.tarded sperm got in there and got her noticeably knocked up in a week. I liked when Sammie told some random woman in the laundry room that she had 9 kids.

Oh my God. She looks like a Slaton.
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Damn, I was hoping it meant “nigga loving r.etard”.

 

[Parthenos]

Damn, I was hoping it meant “nigga loving r.etard”.

 

[Tard Repository]

Clarnce updated his FB profile. Two new names. Amariah Lashay and... Rick Allen? Am I reading this right? Since when did Sammie go from Genethis Printhas to Rick Allen? Why does only one fake baby get a nigga name this time? I'm confused...

 

[Paige Matheson]

North Little Rock. For some reason she's very proud of the fact she's from the shitty part of the metro.

This is revolting. Adults don't act this way.
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It really is kind of amazing that Sammie gets fake engaged to every random nigga, but none of the will actually marry her. Even Sammie-Lite managed to get that marriage certificate.
View attachment 1206646

This live is a nightmare. The worst part absolutely was when Sammie handed him the phone. Clarence is, without a shadow of a doubt, actually mentally handicapped. The faces he makes, the way he talks, the weird babbling and repetitive way he says the same shit over and over... Sammie is dating a re.tarded man. And yeah, a new fake-pregnancy is incoming. Apparently Clarence's re.tarded sperm got in there and got her noticeably knocked up in a week. I liked when Sammie told some random woman in the laundry room that she had 9 kids.

Oh my God. She looks like a Slaton.
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He sounds like Mushmouth.
He even has the hat.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Sammie, fresh out of 'rehab' and almost a week sober, is getting shotgunned by Clarence in the beginning of this. Sammie also discusses the gender of their imaginary fetus and laments that she had any daughters, before filming more nasty suck facing with her mentally delayed boyfriend.

Sammie: Why do you think it's a girl?
Clarence: Because I can feel her head moving.

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

Sammie, fresh out of 'rehab' and almost a week sober, is getting shotgunned by Clarence in the beginning of this. Sammie also discusses the gender of their imaginary fetus and laments that she had any daughters, before filming more nasty suck facing with her mentally delayed boyfriend.

Sammie: Why do you think it's a girl?
Clarence: Because I can feel her head moving.

That’s gas, Clarence.