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That does not look edible in the least. Is the ground beef at least cooked?
Actually, Jake didn't even mention cooking, did he? Would you just microwave it or something?
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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That does not look edible in the least. Is the ground beef at least cooked?
Actually, Jake didn't even mention cooking, did he? Would you just microwave it or something?
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And here I thought Jake was going to start using Corona-chan as his excuse for being a friendless shut-in. Instead he's broadcasting that it's not orders of isolation that keep him sitting in front of a computer, it's just his personality.
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I wonder if someone would take Jake on his date offer, and no one will, how would he navigate the "porcelain skin, buxom m'lady" issue? Just kill the person afterwards? Uh oh. That's his plan, isn't it?
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Jake is a poster boy for the perils of loneliness and inactivity. He’ll start out by getting some minor random thought, the kind of thing that most people wouldn’t even bother themselves with, and it triggers rambling for an entire day. This is his life. Who is this aimed at?
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How long has Jake been LARPing as a woman and he still plays the most neckbeardy games imaginable?
He should step up his act and livestream Candy Crush.
He should step up his act and livestream Candy Crush.
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He should play all the girl-games he grew up with.
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What, "Ms. Pac-Man"?
No, the Sailor Moon themed Gals Panic-I mean Nancy Drew and horse training detective games.
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The stains on the counter
They're dry so there's every chance they've been there a while and aren't from making that particular concoction.
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Yes, and that's exactly why you should hate it.
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I guess he’d claim all that stuff about passing was to trick his enemies.
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This picture is just oddly disturbing regardless of the counter stains (it's so Jake to not even conceive of maybe wiping the shitty counter down before taking a pic like this). What's up with the angle? It makes whatever this is look like some kind of evil sentient tortilla creature.
The thing that kills me is the way he describes it: 'a little bit of this, some Mediterranean spices' blablabla. Like he's some kind of fucking connoisseur that's not stuffing whatever is handy down his gullet at all times. To be fair, this is something that a lot of people other than Jake do. But, they're not Jake.
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Briefly checked in on his Zelda life stream tonight.
I have to guess the vast majority of people that are ever watching are KFers. He sure does love screaming into the void.
I have to guess the vast majority of people that are ever watching are KFers. He sure does love screaming into the void.
What’s up with that Link illustration, that’s not official, right...? and it’s a pretty sexualized choice for an asexual SJW, ainnit?
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And troony Link‘s boobs are obscenely lopsided, guess he only had enough toilet paper to fill up one bra cup all the way thanks to coronachan.
You’d think such a sloppy tit depiction would bother a boob man like Jake.
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Didn't see any of his Zelda streams, but the Final Fantasy ones I glanced at he just ignores the chat, doesn't even try to interact with them