Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Adamska]

It's telling that you're a person who realized what a slug Alex is, or just new to him in general when you bring up old news like how he wanted genderflipped art of himself in Bulma's bunny outfit or the Zero suit.

 

[Committed Wolf]

Surprised no one brought this up yet, but there's an official crossover between Yandere Simulator and Dark Deception (an episodic horror game best described as "Pac-Man meets Outlast") currently in the works.

Dark Deception on Twitter

“Happy to announce the first entry in Dark Deception's new crossover series: Ayano's Lovesick Labyrinth! Yandere Simulator meets Dark Deception in an original new story coming in 2019! #darkdeception #yanderesimulator #ayano #gamdev #crossover original Ayano art by: TheJennyPill”

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[Cast Away]

Surprised no one brought this up yet, but there's an official crossover between Yandere Simulator and Dark Deception (an episodic horror game best described as "Pac-Man meets Outlast") currently in the works.

Dark Deception on Twitter

“Happy to announce the first entry in Dark Deception's new crossover series: Ayano's Lovesick Labyrinth! Yandere Simulator meets Dark Deception in an original new story coming in 2019! #darkdeception #yanderesimulator #ayano #gamdev #crossover original Ayano art by: TheJennyPill”

twitter.com

Dark Deception is probably too scary to cater to YanDev's audience who'll hear about that game through this collab.

 

[Nephi]

I guess you haven't seen this:

Spoiler: yes tits

There are like four more with different outfits, I think you'll manage to find them by yourself.

I cannot fucking wait for Alex to troon out.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

I cannot fucking wait for Alex to troon out.

Nah, doesn't look like a troon self insert fantasy unless Alex's ideal gender is HEAD TRANSPLANT.

 

[Gilgamesh The Pharmacy]

I cannot fucking wait for Alex to troon out.

Bold of you to assume that he has brain cells or will to do it. His laziness is off the charts.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Once again, I have to ask who is even the target audience of Yandere Simulator. He doesn't want the target audience to be underaged kids because of COPPA guidelines and he even discourages it (and this NSFW shitty gacha game isn't helping either). I would say the aforementioned "hardcore gaming indie anime fans" but even then once again, way too niche and that hentai game crossover is gonna greatly decrease that niche either.

At least Alex might get some funding from this collaboration.

And he wants this game to be 100% Twitch &YouTube friendly too. I have no idea why he can’t just keep his head down. Be an actual anon, don’t talk about ages and all that, get patreon welfare and make a smutty porn game. I honestly think he would make more bank like that since this game will never get a full release.

then again, if Alex could do all that he would not be on this website

 

[Nephi]

Janitor, go eat your hotpockets and let us have fun.

 

[Committed Wolf]

So, k gon just came back from the dead with a 20-minute video

Back to Yandere Simulator: impressions on the progress in two years.

I have finally delivered. hate to say It, but felt like Alex giving you updates, you know, not a very nice feeling.

www.youtube.com

 

[CupcakeBitch]

Is there a chance of his more overzealous defenders being a side feature on this thread?

Spoiler

Funnily enough cleveland tried to report the post on the osana subreddit claiming "targeted harassment" when someone talked about being banned because cleveland is such a coward.

So, k gon just came back from the dead with a 20-minute video

Back to Yandere Simulator: impressions on the progress in two years.

I have finally delivered. hate to say It, but felt like Alex giving you updates, you know, not a very nice feeling.

www.youtube.com

The person who made the video made an interesting point about one of the assets looking too out of place to have been made by a volunteer. It wouldn't be out of character for this to be from the unity store, or downloaded from an mmd model.

Spoiler: Stolen asset?

 

[wes]

The person who made the video made an interesting point about one of the assets looking too out of place to have been made by a volunteer. It wouldn't be out of character for this to be from the unity store, or downloaded from an mmd model.

Spoiler: Stolen asset?

View attachment 1207916

Bingo.

Japanese-Shrine | 3D Historic | Unity Asset Store (archive)

 

[irishAzoth]

So it looks like yandere simulator has caught an eye to at least one vtuber. Not done watching it myself but around 23 minutes into the video, Haato(the vtuber) tries to start the game at least 5 times and all she gets is an endless black screen.
Alex too busy making a masterpiece

 

[Bunny Tracks]

1800 pages, and still no Osana.

This thread hitting 2000 before she's in is a given.

 

[Marissa Moira]

That whole level looks like ass and yeah that shrine sticks the fuck out because they used realistically painted textures when everyone is trying to go for a half ass cell shaded look.

It doesn't take much to make a japanese shrine in 3D they're rather easy to do.

 

[foobar2000]

So it looks like yandere simulator has caught an eye to at least one vtuber. Not done watching it myself but around 23 minutes into the video, Haato(the vtuber) tries to start the game at least 5 times and all she gets is an endless black screen.
Alex too busy making a masterpiece

He was in there but was basically getting mocked

Brando on Twitter

“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HAATOS CHAT LMFAO”

twitter.com

 

[irishAzoth]

He was in there but was basically getting mocked

Brando on Twitter

“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HAATOS CHAT LMFAO”

twitter.com

LOL of couse Alex was in chat hoping than an actual japanese overlord would love his game. I pray this game becomes a popular kusoge in Japan. Around 16:34 in the video you can see her reaction to the name Osana Najimi which literally just means "Child Friend". The chat was filled with 草 which is the Japanese equivalent to "lol".
Alex your game is kusoge embrace it

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

I love how it's Haato that finally streams Yandere Sim as a vtuber. The Hololive idol who's gimmick is to be as big a degenerate as her chat.

 

[José Mourinho]

He was in there but was basically getting mocked

Brando on Twitter

“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HAATOS CHAT LMFAO”

twitter.com

Imagine instead of working on the game, you decide to watch a stream about your game done by a VTuber and whine about how you got "character assassinated".

I don't mind him watching gameplay videos about his game, in fact, if it wasn't for them he won't be able to get some feedback. But to watch one by a VTuber? Okay fine, it's up to him. But then trying to get sympathy in chat?

Anyway in other news, someone e-mailed Alex:

tl;dw version:
1. Alex thinks the game will be finished in 2021 in best case scenario, worst case will be 2022. Is it when Kickstarter phase is done? I don't know.
2. The bodyguard for the first rival can be defeated before lunchtime is over.
3. According to Alex, the reason why the game is running at a low FPS is due to rendering, UI, physics and pathfinding.
4. Alex says he only adds easter eggs once a month and they only contribute to less than 1% of the content that goes into the game.
5. "I have been harassed in various ways on a daily basis for the past several years. It is guaranteed that I will continue to be harassed every day for the rest of my life, and that the severity of the harassment will only continue to intensify. There is no reason to have any hope for the future. The harassment isn't going to stop until I'm dead. Under these circumstances, I can no longer find a reason to keep living.
6. The placeholder models will only be replaced if the crowdfunding campaign is a success.
7. If the game becomes too stressful to work, he would cancel production and work on the game, and quote unquote, "if the abuse and harassment drives him to suicide".

In non-Alex news, Cleveland Rock made stupid arguments again:

Instead of giving arguments that are actually related to said videos, they mock said video uploaders for having the right to do whatever they want with their own personal identity, nice one RVC!

Posted in r/Osana by u/merucury • 72 points and 19 comments

old.reddit.com

 

[R34N1M470R]

I'm just gonna drop this over here... It might be old, so I apologize if it is. I was making a little search about "cleveland" and this shit just appeared

"·Complaining about characters results in... "termination of employment" "

It's not like it surprises me or anything but reading that makes it seem so that even if you're one of Alex's white knights, if you complain about anything you get kicked out and apparently that is pretty clear. Again, probably nothing new, just showing a bit more how far this cow will go to avoid criticism even among those who support him blindly.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

LOL of couse Alex was in chat hoping than an actual japanese overlord would love his game. I pray this game becomes a popular kusoge in Japan. Around 16:34 in the video you can see her reaction to the name Osana Najimi which literally just means "Child Friend". The chat was filled with 草 which is the Japanese equivalent to "lol".
Alex your game is kusoge embrace it

"B-but, I made it just like my animu. What do you mean this isn't exactly what Japanese high schools are like?"