I assume she has a speech impediment for the same reason Gracie has one, because no one in that family cared enough to put her in speech therapy. Kailyn said someone was coming over weekly for speech therapy, months ago, but considering how much she lies and how terrible Gracie’s speech still is, at almost six, I doubt that’s happening.
A lot of kids need speech therapy. It’s not an indicator of intelligence to have a speech impediment when you’re in the preschool through first grade stage of development. Speech therapy is good because it’s one on one treatment with someone who isn’t going to think your child’s inability to communicate is cute baby talk.
I think Kailyn draws out syllables because most of the words she knows are only one and she loves the sound of her own voice. If she just said cute instead of “cayouyout” she’d be quiet sooner.
Speech therapy may have happened all of once, if it happened at all. People were up her ass about Guacs speech (and lack thereof) and Kailyn started parroting that "The's gonna get spuhyeech therapy onthce a week!" shit to get them to lay off. She could give a fuck if Guac talks correctly, she's not a mom
at all that wants her kid to have a better life & upbringing than she did; Shes the type that sees her kid as competition and gets jealous and fist pounds if Gracie gets even an iota more of attention/ useless crap than she gets. She only had that child because she didn't want to go to work, saw other Youtubers with actual careers and independent lives having kids, thought it would keep Matt around and wanted to be seen as an adult. She slept through her fucking C-Section, ffs. She should've never been allowed to reproduce but we all know that. The only saving Grace (badum tsss) is that Guac is female. Should that child have been a boy it would be even more neglected than Gracie.
I've been to Washington D.C for work, but aside from driving through Maryland maybe once I'm not familiar with their regional dialect or accent (if they have one). I'm originally from LI NY and when I was in law school I took classes to help get rid of my accents, Kailyn could do the same but that would require a modicum of self awareness and effort that we know she just doesn't have. I'm positive it's not just a regional thing, there's something else wrong there mentally but it's Kailyn so we'll just have to guess. Now that I think about it actually, I'm not even sure she'd be able to get into college with the diploma she has - Was her "highschool" (I know it was home school) even accredited? Or is that diploma only worth the paper it's printed on?
That's another thing, she bullshitted everyone with "Gwathie will be going to school!" Because they were on her about that. There's no way that kids in school and now she'll be 6 entering kindergarten and she's already behind but looks older than she is. I have a feeling once the ridicule from peers sets in they'll pull her out of school. I don't know one person who went through their formative years without getting picked on a few times, it's like a shitty right of passage but its part of growing up. You would think MW would look at how Kailyn turned out and think "Gee, better not do that again!" But they just keep repeating the same mistakes. I was hoping someone would step in and say "Do exactly the opposite with Gracie that you did with Kailyn" but then I remembered that family is reclusive and doesn't associate with anyone for long. They've lived in that house for atleast 30 years and don't seem to even be friends with people in the neighborhood. Once in a blue moon Guac will get a pity invite to a neighbor kid's party, but it's rare and they usually don't get invited back. Wonder why /sneed
She does stuff like that all the time.
She'll use cool-toned purple and pink eyeshadow, warm peach blush, and a dark purple or red lipcolor.
She has no idea about color theory, or color anything, except that thomthingth a priddy typa color.
Kailyn has no clue what "cool toned, warm toned or neutral" means outside of hearing other MUA use it when they talk on Youtube. I wasnt joking when I said she probably thinks "Color Theory" is a new indy makeup brand. Someone should ask her about her favorite aspect of color theory when she does her weekly "Athk me 'nethen!" and see how she responds. She's been doing makeup for over 10 years and still has no clue what she's doing. Same goes for video editing. I was watching that cotton-candy tutorial disaster of hers and she would be in the middle of talking and it would jump cut mid-sentence. I got a good laugh out of it, especially when she goes from no eyeliner or mascara to a full winged look after another bad jump cut because she had mommy do it off camera. While crappy, it's still better than Kai's handiwork and beyond anything she's capable of doing.
Watching her try to suck in her face and 'ply buhronzer and buhlush was fucking hilarious. She looks like the mutant love child of a placodermi and a blowfish. She must be parroting the instructor from her 48 hour makeup class years ago - When she 'plies her blush, she repeats the same thing in a bunch of videos, "put it on your chuheek and go all the way back" or something to that extent. For as big a face as she has, shes got no bone structure. It's not just obscured by layers of adipose tissue either. Is there a reason she favors her right side of her face when 'plyin foundation and misses her entire under-eye area? Like she doesn't put foundation under her eyes at all, and misses the rest of it when she slaps on concealer. Ugh, it's all so weird - Her cheekbones don't exist, she really doesn't have the usual high points most people do on their face, a huge jaw but no discernible jaw live, no hollows under her non existent cheekbones, weird small forehead but big ass head - it's like a child attempting to draw an already shitty Picasso painting. Her face juts forward from her skull in a peculiar way but if you look at her side profile her face is almost completely flat, save for her nose. Even that thing is fucked up, I shouldn't be able to see up your nose if you're looking at me straight ahead. Fucking bizarre.
Everything in the "Beige Mansion" is so ass backwards and strange, I guess Kai is no exception to that.
I wonder if we'll see Papa Wilcher on the news before this quarantine is up. Could you imagine being stuck in close quarters with MW, Donnie Thornberry and the dollar store version of Mrs. Potato head? I wouldn't blame him if he lost his shit finally and snapped. Im not really sure how that hasn't already happened, now that I think about it.
