Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

I guess Anna is really hoping to make her temporary stoma a permanent one. Imagine wanting to poop in a bag for the rest of your life.
that's what struck me, too. Her colon wasn't removed but she is looking forward to "a lifetime" of bypassing it for a stomach asshole.
She continues to call it "my permanent ileostomy" as if chanting PERMANENT PERMANENT PERMANENT will make it so.

She's fucked with that hole as much as she can in an attempt to bend reality to her will. The next surgeon she whines to about yet another revision should offer to take her precious shitbag and tummy hole away and put her back to normal.
 
I guess Anna is really hoping to make her temporary stoma a permanent one. Imagine wanting to poop in a bag for the rest of your life.
that's what struck me, too. Her colon wasn't removed but she is looking forward to "a lifetime" of bypassing it for a stomach asshole.
Her post describes the last two surgeries as a "permanent" stoma. Is she just going for bonus munchie points and lying about it being irreversible, or can the stomach asshole be permanent even if the colon's not removed?
 
Her post describes the last two surgeries as a "permanent" stoma. Is she just going for bonus munchie points and lying about it being irreversible, or can the stomach asshole be permanent even if the colon's not removed?
they want to give the colon time to heal with the ostomy, and people are generally eager to shit normally again after it is safe to, but no one can force her to do anything so it can be permanent if she just refuses to change it. Patients have the right to decide that they prefer dealing with an ostomy to reversal.
 
I bet it kills her that she doesn't have any "visible" disorders and constantly has to remind people that she is indeed, in fact, very sick.
It seems like you're probably right on the money. Here, Anna hopes her constant terrible suffering will give other people the perspective they need to pity her, give her attention, and never expect her to be a better person make it through this trying time, while sucking up to her "cysters" in the process:
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Personally, I find this more disgusting and in far poorer taste than literal photographs of her stomach asshole. She's certainly hewing to that "bag of shit" personal brand.
 
This whole thing is probably fucking with all the muchies. With everyone being terrified of actual illness, no one has emotional space to give them asspats for their fakery. The ocd trips to the doctor have been shut down, any trips to the er are likely triaged right out the door. Eventually we're going to catch one of them licking the credit card reader at Walmart.
 
I guess whatever spooked her must've happened on IG if she's still posting on FB. I'd imagine not all of her asspatters are on both sites and if she was only getting weened or whatever on IG she must've felt safe to still pity fish publically on FB.

I really hope word is spreading in the cystic fibrosis community that's she's a faker to be avoided.
 
It seems like you're probably right on the money. Here, Anna hopes her constant terrible suffering will give other people the perspective they need to pity her, give her attention, and never expect her to be a better person make it through this trying time, while sucking up to her "cysters" in the process:
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"This terrifying global pandemic will hopefully help you realize how terrible I've always had it! Pity me now more than ever! I am still the center of the universe, right?"
I have a feeling she's insanely starved for attention right now. Hopefully she'll do something fun.
 
This whole thing is probably fucking with all the muchies. With everyone being terrified of actual illness, no one has emotional space to give them asspats for their fakery. The ocd trips to the doctor have been shut down, any trips to the er are likely triaged right out the door. Eventually we're going to catch one of them licking the credit card reader at Walmart.
On the IFGW sub reddit and the Munchausen's by Internet thread here there are endless posts copied from illness faking cunts crying about nobody caring about them and claiming they are the most vulnerable group at risk of dying from covid-19 . They are all posting an obnoxious copy/paste post asking those of us causing their nonexistent deaths to not go to their nonexistent funerals.
This Ashley Carnduff and Kayla Sue are the most insufferable about it and are posting "wearethevulnerable" constantly.
 

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In a time of crisis, let Anna's exercise purging be an inspiration to us all.
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Note the inspirational poop bag emojis. And the inspirational poop bag sticker on her car.
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She is really making "bag of shit" her personal brand.
is it a coincidence that graphic also looks like her big ugly purging thumb at first glance?
On the IFGW sub reddit and the Munchausen's by Internet thread here there are endless posts copied from illness faking cunts crying about nobody caring about them and claiming they are the most vulnerable group at risk of dying from covid-19 . They are all posting an obnoxious copy/paste post asking those of us causing their nonexistent deaths to not go to their nonexistent funerals.
This Ashley Carnduff and Kayla Sue are the most insufferable about it and are posting "wearethevulnerable" constantly.

you know what's awesome, all those conditions are really going to matter when it comes to deciding who gets a vent and who dies
 
On the IFGW sub reddit and the Munchausen's by Internet thread here there are endless posts copied from illness faking cunts crying about nobody caring about them and claiming they are the most vulnerable group at risk of dying from covid-19 .

We should be so lucky.
 
I bet it kills her that she doesn't have any "visible" disorders and constantly has to remind people that she is indeed, in fact, very sick.
Which seems like a kind of a tip off that she's not very sick, because most very sick people don't want to dwell on it all the time.
 
Everybody's vulnerable. There are people in their 20s, perfectly healthy before, dying now. They aren't in more or less danger than anyone else against a completely new virus.

you know what's awesome, all those conditions are really going to matter when it comes to deciding who gets a vent and who dies

Jan: "I am very sick, let me in!"

March: "No, wait, I'm nto really sick, let me live!".
 
Anna has started teasing a return to Youtube, promising "Wellness Wednesday" videos and live Q&As. She said her new videos would begin yesterday, but so far, there is no sign of them.
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For reference, her channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0tZawYLfH95urYUws1KZzQ

She's also completed an unpopular opinion list meme currently making the rounds on Facebook:
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Anna says she does not like:

1. Horror movies
Most of us experience Anna's content as a species of body horror, but ok, this is a popular thing that someone might dislike.

2. Podcasts that are way longer than they need to be just because people are blabbing on about nonsense (translation: get to the point)
Has she ever watched any of her own videos?

3. Alcohol of any kind
In a video long since made private, Anna claimed that people who took as many medicinal tinctures as she did could easily be drinking "half a bottle of vodka" per day without realizing it. She advised everyone to steer clear of Demon Rum. Given the laundry list of tinctures she was taking as an acolyte of "Doctor" Robert Morse, she actually would've been swilling down more than half a pint while weighing no more than ninety pounds. Someone apparently had to step in and get her to lay off the medicinal tipple, and ever since, she has been sharing this received wisdom as if it were her own original insight.

4. Game of Thrones
Another legitimate popular thing that someone might nevertheless dislike.

5. Netflix-made movies
This one is baffling. There are a lot of original films distributed by Netflix, not to mention original programs and comedy specials, in many different genres and of varying quality. Really, Anna? You are familiar with all of these and dislike every single one of them? Huh.

6. The expression “a hot minute”
I guess I can give her this one, too.

7. Painted fingernails (toenails, fine. But all I can think about when my fingernails are painted is that toxins are getting in my food when I cook 😂)
Ah yes, there's the obsession with food purity...

8. Rest days/sitting still
...and the exercise compulsion.

9. Parties/large groups of people hanging out—much prefer one on one or just a few people at once
Sure, a lot of people feel this way. But Anna does not know how to behave in a group social setting and has never bothered to learn.

10. Being the center of attention/special events for achievements (graduation, birthday, etc)
Oh, indeed? You dislike birthdays? Award ceremonies? Graduation? Dance recitals? Most people who hate these things quietly sit them out, rather than insisting their whole family splash out thousands of dollars to make a big fuss over them. One suspects Anna is pretending she has a lot of accomplishments people haven't heard about before because she exaggerated them or completely made them up modestly never told anyone.

She says she might also flip the script and make a post about ten things she likes that most people hate. If she actually follows through, I bet her list will include not only the poop bag, but also some sort of "weird but good" anorexia snack that looks like it might've oozed out of the poop bag.
 
Anna has started teasing a return to Youtube, promising "Wellness Wednesday" videos and live Q&As. She said her new videos would begin yesterday, but so far, there is no sign of them.
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For reference, her channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0tZawYLfH95urYUws1KZzQ

She's also completed an unpopular opinion list meme currently making the rounds on Facebook:
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Anna says she does not like:

1. Horror movies
Most of us experience Anna's content as a species of body horror, but ok, this is a popular thing that someone might dislike.

2. Podcasts that are way longer than they need to be just because people are blabbing on about nonsense (translation: get to the point)
Has she ever watched any of her own videos?

3. Alcohol of any kind
In a video long since made private, Anna claimed that people who took as many medicinal tinctures as she did could easily be drinking "half a bottle of vodka" per day without realizing it. She advised everyone to steer clear of Demon Rum. Given the laundry list of tinctures she was taking as an acolyte of "Doctor" Robert Morse, she actually would've been swilling down more than half a pint while weighing no more than ninety pounds. Someone apparently had to step in and get her to lay off the medicinal tipple, and ever since, she has been sharing this received wisdom as if it were her own original insight.

4. Game of Thrones
Another legitimate popular thing that someone might nevertheless dislike.

5. Netflix-made movies
This one is baffling. There are a lot of original films distributed by Netflix, not to mention original programs and comedy specials, in many different genres and of varying quality. Really, Anna? You are familiar with all of these and dislike every single one of them? Huh.

6. The expression “a hot minute”
I guess I can give her this one, too.

7. Painted fingernails (toenails, fine. But all I can think about when my fingernails are painted is that toxins are getting in my food when I cook 😂)
Ah yes, there's the obsession with food purity...

8. Rest days/sitting still
...and the exercise compulsion.

9. Parties/large groups of people hanging out—much prefer one on one or just a few people at once
Sure, a lot of people feel this way. But Anna does not know how to behave in a group social setting and has never bothered to learn.

10. Being the center of attention/special events for achievements (graduation, birthday, etc)
Oh, indeed? You dislike birthdays? Award ceremonies? Graduation? Dance recitals? Most people who hate these things quietly sit them out, rather than insisting their whole family splash out thousands of dollars to make a big fuss over them. One suspects Anna is pretending she has a lot of accomplishments people haven't heard about before because she exaggerated them or completely made them up modestly never told anyone.

She says she might also flip the script and make a post about ten things she likes that most people hate. If she actually follows through, I bet her list will include not only the poop bag, but also some sort of "weird but good" anorexia snack that looks like it might've oozed out of the poop bag.
Of course she didn't make the video. Despite ~hating attention uwu~ she did not get the avalanche of comments and suggestions she seemed to be expecting upon thus big announcement. ONE comment? Build an audience by producing quality content, and appreciating the few supporters she has? Not today, Satan!

The entire list is hilarious.
 
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