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Now there's a man of action! Not an all-talk hot air waster or a paper pusher, but someone who really gets things done. How can you possibly bring yourself to vote against a man like that? You can't, unless you want him to personally set your house on fire and beat you to death with a tire iron. Shouldn't have voted against him, Luke!Imagine having POTUS show up in person to kill you. Breathtaking.
Also its "not the form I expected" so I can only imagine Trump lobbed a phosphorus grenade through his window and is now standing on the front lawn with a tire iron waiting for the flames to flush him out.
So much for getting murdered.
Well, yeah Luke, you do suck. Nobody likes a chronic whiner and dramafag who routinely puts his own, largely imaginary, problems under 1000x magnification, while showing absolutely zero empathy for anybody else, and being an insufferable know-it-all, to boot.
I take the view that if someone unironically says “I suck” on social media, what they mean is, “Tell me I’m perfect.”Well, yeah Luke, you do suck. Nobody likes a chronic whiner and dramafag who routinely puts his own, largely imaginary, problems under 1000x magnification, while showing absolutely zero empathy for anybody else, and being an insufferable know-it-all, to boot.
Unfortunately for Luke, taking the next step: making an honest effort to figure out why he sucks, and how he might go about changing that, isn't going to happen. He's not capable of it; if he ever was, he certainly no longer is.
So yeah, you suck, Luke, which means you will increasingly whine into the void until you finally neck yourself.
I take the view that if someone unironically says “I suck” on social media, what they mean is, “Tell me I’m perfect.”
That last tweet, “some asshole can’t get over themselves” perfectly summarizes Luke’s existence.Sometimes it's crazy just how much this dude tweets. It's like his every thought must be transmitted directly to his Twitter account.
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Do you want to play video games with Luke? Well now you can
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Is he becoming self-aware?