Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Female powerlifters can actually lift 600 lbs, although men in the same class can lift 1000lbs or more.

I have to wonder why Bob used plaster of Paris to make his pinata and not wallpaper paste or a glue/flour mixture. That pinata's going to be heavy as hell, especially when it's full of candy. (Or, Bob could've just gone to the party section of the local Walmart and nab a ready-made pinata. Those things cost about 10-12 dollars each.)

Because he's lazy and/or dumb.

You think he keeps that ratty mustache because of mario?

I've seen him without facial hair. Covering up that face with anything is better than leaving it bare.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah, Bobby looks like a serial rapist and killer without his neckbeard, so it's actually a blessing he decided to be the ultimate example of who he hates.

 

[BScCollateral]

I don't know why Bob thought saying eating a four person meal would be a light lunch was a good idea but I am loving the shit he's getting from this.

Ridiculous people do not understand why they are ridiculous.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Robert at 270 "I'm Above Average guys!!!!!!!!!"

Me at 203 a month ago : "Mother fucking weather stop being cold so I can start going for runs again and not be as fat."

This is the "average" 270+ man:

He's 6'9".

 

[Doctor Placebo]

This is the "average" 270+ man:
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He's 6'9".

Well he has similar taste in clothing as Robert, if nothing else.

 

[Neko GF]

Random Access Humour- Cinema Roberto Edition:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1245434616552607744 (Archive)

 

[Adamska]

Random Access Humour- Cinema Roberto Edition:
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Wow, his Mario Costume got even shittier than it used to be, which is very impressive.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

Random Access Humour- Cinema Roberto Edition:
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You know, just as soon as I start to believe that Bobert has finally given up on his Mario obsession: he goes and does something like this. 70/30 odds say its an entirely bland 'member when tribute.

 

[Flexo]

Did he just double down on the mario costume we've been mocking him for years over?

 

[Marissa Moira]

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Did he just double down on the mario costume we've been mocking him for years over?

2010 called it wants it's video production values back.

 

[lolwatagain]

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Did he just double down on the mario costume we've been mocking him for years over?

>Neck rolls
>Side tit rolls

He's over 270 now.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

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Did he just double down on the mario costume we've been mocking him for years over?

He looks like an autistic rapist. Put the Peach costume on or you get the hammer again.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

If he was a good person, I'd think the video and costume are somehow cute (albeit cringe). But he's not.

Kinda proves that what makes a person repellent is the personality.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

He looks like an autistic rapist. Put the Peach costume on or you get the hammer again.

Shakesperean scholars couldn't find better prose to describe that nightmarish picture.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Random Access Humour- Cinema Roberto Edition:
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We should all pray to whatever deity or branch of science we hold dear that he hasn’t branched into the world of porn parodies!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

 

[Marissa Moira]

I just want to say bravo on the low resolution stretched texture for the green pipe sky, looks really nice in contrast to the CGI water and the empty black void.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm just gonna say it. He looks like an imbecile as always, but getting rid of his atrocious hipster pedoglasses is a massive improvement.

 

[The Nothingness]

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Did he just double down on the mario costume we've been mocking him for years over?

But now he has a sledgehammer. So don't mess with him, friendo.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

But now he has a sledgehammer. So don't mess with him, friendo.

He's out to smash them Trump supporters' heads.