Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TSWM]

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Bob has forgotten what it means to be average sized.

So I decided to be autistic over this. That is 4 Double Quarter Pounders (despite one seemingly being missing a paddy), 4 Large Cokes, 2 Large Fries, 2 20 piece chicken McNuggets( I'm not positive about that, but I counted more than 10 in each) for a grand total for 7220 calories.

TLDR: Bob is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

272 is NOT above average, my God.

that's leaving out the probability the last time he checked (if at all) was many years ago - in reality, he's closer to 372

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob continues to dig himself yet another little hole in his basement through sheer lack of self awareness.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob continues to dig himself yet another little hole in his basement through sheer lack of self awareness.

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"Made a fool of myself and worse for too many beautiful women."

Flogging your dick to a girl you spoke to for ten minutes at PAX and crying yourself to sleep doesn't count.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob continues to dig himself yet another little hole in his basement through sheer lack of self awareness.

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He was probably the only one that considered eating two lunches at school an eating contest.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Poe's Law = Intellectual Dark Weeb on Twitter

“"Fairly small" "Average-sized" "I could easily" This man is a glutton of biblical proportions.”

twitter.com

 

[Neko GF]

He was probably the only one that considered eating two lunches at school an eating contest.

>Implying that Robert would only eat 2 lunches at school.

 

[Adamska]

Bob continues to dig himself yet another little hole in his basement through sheer lack of self awareness.

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Jesus, I didn't expect him to get so pissy about his weight. I guess his doctor's appointment highlighted how he is likely to have more health problems and die younger and he got angry at the thought of dying before his gay scientism based fascist sci-fi future came about.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Wasn't that McDonalds pic or something similar posted before? Not sure if I've seen this before or deja vu is warping my sense of time.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Bob is just weak willed. He could eat like a normal person for a good few months rather than going on an actual diet and still manage to lose weight.
EDITED because it was TMI.

 

[Mola Ram]

Jesus, I didn't expect him to get so pissy about his weight. I guess his doctor's appointment highlighted how he is likely to have more health problems and die younger and he got angry at the thought of dying before his gay scientism based fascist sci-fi future came about.

If you can't own being a fat guy, don't be a fat guy on camera. And really don't be a fat guy on camera who mocks others' appearances and who tells your viewers to "do it up" at the gym.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Robert at 270 "I'm Above Average guys!!!!!!!!!"

Me at 203 a month ago : "Mother fucking weather stop being cold so I can start going for runs again and not be as fat."

 

[Mola Ram]

Robert at 270 "I'm Above Average guys!!!!!!!!!"

Me at 203 a month ago : "Mother fucking weather stop being cold so I can start going for runs again and not be as fat."

Hey, Bob is fighting weight for a guy featured on "Half Ton Man."

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

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Bob has forgotten what it means to be average sized.

You'd have to be insane to think this is a 'fairly small amount' of food. Bob is delusional if he thinks anyone but him wouldn't be puking there guts out after eating even half of that.

 

[BR55]

Jesus, I didn't expect him to get so pissy about his weight. I guess his doctor's appointment highlighted how he is likely to have more health problems and die younger and he got angry at the thought of dying before his gay scientism based fascist sci-fi future came about.

If Hillary had won and eradicated the Midwest Obsoletes then Bob wouldn't have to wait for his gay ass Superior Future.
He could have had an immortal robot body and holographic waifu and replicators now God dammit!
Star Trek and Tomorrowland promised him that Superior Future that he earned!
Those pesky Wasteland Ghouls have cucked Bob once again and now he'll end up paying for eating "average" portions of McDonald's every day.
Life can be so unfair.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

You'd have to be insane to think this is a 'fairly small amount' of food. Bob is delusional if he thinks anyone but him wouldn't be puking there guts out after eating even half of that.

if it were Burger King it'd be slightly more understandable - on eating there for the first time in 15 years, I found their portions had become so small and stingy I panicked and thought my hands had somehow grown pissing massive without me knowing it (my judgment may have been clouded by drinking a lot of beer and whisky shortly beforehand)

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Moon Bases Might be Built Out of Astronaut Urine One Day - IGN

A new study from researchers suggests that astronauts may be able to use their urine for creating bases on the moon.

www.ign.com

I wonder if this would piss Bob off.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The reason you are in "not great shape" is because you eat too much and are in denial, you 300 lb bench lifting pussy slayer, you.

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Robert, we've seen much more recent pictures of you. You look exactly the fucking same. Considering you've also claimed to be a gun expert, survivalist, and weightlifter, I'm gonna press a very big X to doubt.

 

[Uncle Joey]

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Bob has forgotten what it means to be average sized.

Good lord, I actually had to verify if that tweet was real because I could not believe that even Bob is that much of an oblivious lardass. I guess I deserve a for that one.

Yeah, just ignore the fact that he announced that most of his company would be shifting production to masks for medical staff. Not to mention making fun of his (former) drug addiction. How many beer cans are sitting on your windowsill right now, Bobby?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Good lord, I actually had to verify if that tweet was real because I could not believe that even Bob is that much of an oblivious lardass. I guess I deserve a for that one.

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Yeah, just ignore the fact that he announced that most of his company would be shifting production to masks for medical staff. Not to mention making fun of his (former) drug addiction. How many beer cans are sitting on your windowsill right now, Bobby?

Both of those men have done more with their lives than Bob Chipman has ever done. Also, those are some good fucking pillows.