Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

He's also reviewed Netflix movies so he'll probably just stick with those. And when the quarantine ends, he won't want to go out unless it's for Disney flicks.

He doesn’t seem like the guy who would stream though.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't know why Bob thought saying eating a four person meal would be a light lunch was a good idea but I am loving the shit he's getting from this. I'll try to get a compilation later but I couldn't leave this untouched. Archives are still not working for me. I don't know what's going on with that.

Spoiler: Body positivity and an old friend

Jennie 🦑 on Twitter

“@FredBuckstegge @RudyBlackman1 @DanielScott128 @the_moviebob Anecdotally, I don't think size has that much to do with your ability to put away food. I could eat a lot more when I was thin but now, as a Fat, I get full much faster. I could finish one of those burgers (if it wasn't a double) and...

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I would agree with this. I COULD eat this now, but I wouldn't enjoy it. When I was "growing?" That would've been a snack. My god, I remember wining eating contests in High School. https://t.co/cPArfe2Dfh”

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Everything about this is reads like a parody. I also don't believe that he won any eating contests because I don't believe that Bob has the capacity to compete nor do I believe that he's won anything.

For those of you with lives, TrueMetis was one of the guys(?) "defending" Bob when Bob made the, now deleted, hot take about how annoying it was that viruses were "amoral". It's good to know that TrueMetis is TrueFan and that "metabolism is weird" because that's the issue with people who identify "as a fat".

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't know why Bob thought saying eating a four person meal would be a light lunch was a good idea but I am loving the shit he's getting from this. I'll try to get a compilation later but I couldn't leave this untouched. Archives are still not working for me. I don't know what's going on with that.

Spoiler: Body positivity and an old friend

Jennie 🦑 on Twitter

“@FredBuckstegge @RudyBlackman1 @DanielScott128 @the_moviebob Anecdotally, I don't think size has that much to do with your ability to put away food. I could eat a lot more when I was thin but now, as a Fat, I get full much faster. I could finish one of those burgers (if it wasn't a double) and...

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I would agree with this. I COULD eat this now, but I wouldn't enjoy it. When I was "growing?" That would've been a snack. My god, I remember wining eating contests in High School. https://t.co/cPArfe2Dfh”

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Everything about this is reads like a parody. I also don't believe that he won any eating contests because I don't believe that Bob has the capacity to compete nor do I believe that he's won anything.

For those of you with lives, TrueMetis was one of the guys(?) "defending" Bob when Bob made the, now deleted, hot take about how annoying it was that viruses were "amoral". It's good to know that TrueMetis is TrueFan and that "metabolism is weird" because that's the issue with people who identify "as a fat".

"I remember winning eating contests in High School."

Yeah, and I bet the prize was you got a table all to yourself every day.

 

[BubbleButt]

>4 Burgers
>2 Nuggets
>2 Fries
>4 Drinks

Bob "open a window and take a walk" Chipman, in his efforts to Build a Better Gamer; thinks that ~4000 calories* of Mickey D's is "A fairly small amount for an average sized person" With that mentality, its a wonder he's not in the running for Prime Fat.


*Nuggets estimated to be 20 piece each, Fries estimated Medium, Drinks estimated Large-Coke, Sandwiches estimated to be 2 mcdoubles and 2 cheeseburgers.

I mean, I could do it, but I'm a fat hunk of garbage and I'd still feel like hell the next day.

 

[Absolutego]

Since all the movies that were supposed to come out are delayed by the coronavirus can’t be reviewed, what use does The Escapist get from Bob now beyond Big Picture?

Especially now that both Susan Arendt and Russ Pitts, Bob's friends who brought him back, are gone from the Escapist, chased out of the industry after Pitts dared to cross Zoe Quinn. The Escapist is already on shaky foundations, depending on how bad the virus-related recession hits them we could spend this summer enjoying Firing Saga 2: Electric Boogaloo.

It's too bad pop culture is so on pause, Bob going on a rant about gamers again b/c of some current controversy might be the straw that breaks the camel's back among the Escapist's current management.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Escapist could legit hire a thot to do the reviews for half the pay.

 

[Mola Ram]

Escapist could legit hire a thot to do the reviews for half the pay.

I actually think Bob probably works way cheaper than even a half-attractive e-thot.

 

[Flexo]

I actually think Bob probably works way cheaper than even a half-attractive e-thot.

Yeah but his boobs are bigger.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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Bob has forgotten what it means to be average sized.

Admittedly, McDonalds can seem pretty small because their patties are so goddamn thin and their fries look like matchsticks, but the average McDouble rounds up to about 390 calories. A regular cheeseburger is about 300. A medium order of McNuggets clocks in at around 490, a medium order of fries is about 220. That's 2760 in one meal, not including the soda which I believe is 300 calories a cup, totaling 1200. Which would put this whole meal up to 3960 calories. Even if you cut that shit in half it would still be your entire recommended calorie intake for a single day all rolled up into one meal.

I bet you Bob eats meals at least half this big every day, three times a day, and that's how he got so fat and has diabetes. I've seen the portions fat people eat, and they're usually giant trays like this because they either have no idea what "portion control" is or just refuse to practice it. The fact that he has no clue what constitutes an "average-sized" meal for a normal person says a lot about what a glutton he is.

For someone who brand themselves as an intelligent "overthinker" and a "coastal elite" he sure isn't good at math.

 

[Quixotic Man]

The reason you are in "not great shape" is because you eat too much and are in denial, you 300 lb bench lifting pussy slayer, you.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The fact that he felt the need to reply shows he is insecure about his weight.

And Bob, don't give me that "a decade ago" shit. You're exactly what size today. You've only gained weight since then.

 

[Emperor Julian]

The reason you are in "not great shape" is because you eat too much and are in denial, you 300 lb bench lifting pussy slayer, you.

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Well if you're in great shape now you can show us your physique now eh fatty?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

"I remember winning eating contests in High School."

Yeah, and I bet the prize was you got a table all to yourself every day.

Bob looked like this in high school:

Bob was a fat greasy loser in high school. It's sad to point this out, but Bob , being a big fat greasy loser and hugely arrogant Mario autist almost assuredly had no friends in high school, no peer group to play "let's all eat garbage" with. Does he think this is what normal people did in high school? Sat around having multiple eating contests?

 

[RSVP]

I'm still about 20-30 lbs from my goal-weight, which is strictly activity-based, not health-related.

Bob would still be obese at 242+ pounds, so that's not much of a goal. 200-230 would be better to shoot for if he was trying at all. I have no idea what he could mean by "activity-based, not health-related" that wouldn't imply a total misunderstanding of both activity and health.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The reason you are in "not great shape" is because you eat too much and are in denial, you 300 lb bench lifting pussy slayer, you.

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He looks like someone's confused Grandpa.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob isn't overweight, Bob is obese.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob strikes me as the kid who eats all the leftovers from the other kids as they shout “eat it fatty eat it” in a fruitless attempt to get friends and later reframes it as him winning eating contests.

 

[BubbleButt]

272 is NOT above average, my God.

 

[R.E.O. Spedwagon]

272 is NOT above average, my God.

I mean, technically it is.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I mean, technically it is.

It's a grand number of pounds as another mcdonalds overeater would put it