Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

I'm doing a degree in genetics and the things we can do are magically mundane. I was working on a paper that assesed the use of RNA therapy to directly alleviate cystic fibrosis. It was some complicated shit, but the end result of years of working tirelessly was barely even a 4% reduction in symptom presentation in the patients. Blob is the sort of guy that would scoff at that progress as being 'nothing' then 'REEEEEEEE' about why we lack Tricorders or some other piece of Star Trek bullshit medicine. He is seemingly incapable of understanding that things don't happen all at once because of some messianic genius, but because of day in and day out hard work of lots of people over time.

First of all, I salute you for your work.

Second of all, You're exactly right and I would like to go back to that /tv/ post about how "smart is magic" and amend it to how Bob (and people like him) see science.

The smarties in the room just stare at the problem (they might write a lot of gibberish on the chalkboard if it's REALLY complex, like inscribing runes to invoke the magic) and eventually they'll go "ah ha!" and then produce the solution that saves the day. Which is done in stories for narrative convenience but in no way reflects reality. (See Tony Stark in Endgame in probably the most bullshit scene that ticked me off.)

It's ironic because House MD was probably the closest we got to accuracy on this.
>Try 1. Did that work?
>No.
>Try 2. Did that work?
>No.
>Try 3....
etc

Instead they all believe:
A - "What if we put the thing with that other thing?"
B - "Are you dumb? That would never work."
*B thinks*
B - "Unless we applied the bullshit and add a third thing then it would do something close, but not exact to your idea!"

Oh wait, RedLetterMedia already put what I'm trying to say in sketch form already.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm doing a degree in genetics and the things we can do are magically mundane. I was working on a paper that assessed the use of RNA therapy to directly alleviate cystic fibrosis. It was some complicated shit, but the end result of years of working tirelessly was barely even a 4% reduction in symptom presentation in the patients.

While a 4% reduction is a very small reduction, it is ultimately progress. You can't force progress and you can't half-ass it either. Steps have to be taken to ensure that it works. Other than the fact that Bob has zero experience in a regular job and he cannot discern fact from fiction, he believes that speculative fiction is the future set in stone, which is far from the truth.

 

[Bolo]

Yeah, it's the whole deal of dumb people who thinks they are smart writting smart people.... It was already posted here.

And there is a bit of a reason for the current way they use the technobabble back and forth between characters in shows like the new Star trek, it's a cheap way to have characters bounce from each other and create tension as crazy last minute solutions are found in a chaotic moment. it's a very "2010's" way to write, and it's becoming as obnoxious as "Whedon speak"

And technobabble and last minute ass pull is a very much Star trek thing. I never really bought Star Trek as "heavy" sci-fi, but more like a adventure soap opera, and that is fine, but my point is, Star trek never really tried to instigate the love for any scientific endeavor, but to inspire a optimistic future, and so there was no need for this glorification of "science", because the technological advances was just a part of this future.

Another thing about the older Star Treks is that while the Star fleet were made by the best and the brightest... they weren't geniuses, they were hard working, competent man and women just trying to do their best work there was no point or need to make them "super duper smart", or have obnoxious dialogues to prove that. Even good ol' Mr. Spock, who compared to humans had the brain of a super computer... but as a vulcan, he was just above average.

I'm not gonna pretend I'm the biggest trekkie out there. I know the OG and DS9 and some seasons of NG, nor I'm gonna pretend that stuff is grade A writting (except for DS9, of course), but it is such a shame that that this internet lefty hipster mentality is now amongst the new breed of writters, trying to pander to a crowd of simpletons that post facebooks memes about how "science is awesome", instead of having the composure to craft a story about characters that come into themselves... and not to become line spitters for reactions gifs for tweet replies....

 

[Judge Dredd]

I think the meme got it's start in the GWB years, when the GOP went tits-deep in embarrassing things like Young Earth Creationism, and politicians couldn't figure out a series of tubes. Wouldn't it be nice to have science and technology policy set by people who can use a computer, and don't pretend that The Flintstones was historically accurate? That's what people thought. Shady people quickly started pulling this towards the sentiment that you should defer all thinking and opinions to people with STEM degrees, who could never be incorrect, dumb, biased, bought off, or dishonest. I blame the internet "skeptic" community at least partially. They propagated the idea that the guy with the largest stack of diplomas trounces everybody else.

That makes sense. It would also explain why he thinks the Dems would give him a robot body and moon wheat.

In 2014, at the peak of Gamergate, he would expand his vocabulary to "mayonnaise ghoul" to insult the filthy gamers,

Even before gamergate he hated "gamers". Calling them names like "restraining order Rick" and "dishonorable discharge Dave" before making the anti-thinker character.

God this video is fucking peak moviebob.

For those who possessed the courage and the stomach to watch this, TLW?

I'll take this one for the team. It's past of a spoiler, but he has a little rant at 6:36 that I think fans of angry Bob will like.

So he starts with a disclaimer saying that the film would be 10/10 but a twist ending ruins it so it gets 5/10.

After he name drops a classic book he had to read in school and gives a summery of the plot, he starts thirsting after the strong independent action hero woman. Going so far as to say the action scenes and one liners will go down as classics like Evil Dead 2's "Groovy" and They Live's "All out of bubblegum" lines. Having not seen the film, I don't know if this is fair praise or if Bob's fetish is showing.

Spoiler: The twist ending and why he gave it 5/10

1. The hunted are Republicans and the hunters are Lefties. I thought this was the premise of the movie, but if Bob says it's a twist I'll take his word on it. Bob claims he didn't mind this.
2. The muscular female action hero Bob lusted after in throughout the film is revealed to be a centrist. Bob hated this twist so much he says it ruined the movie. Hence the 5/10 score.

Yes, it's that petty.

Bob says that the film needs to make the audience uncomfortable and challenge their political beliefs instead of pandering to them, lacking the self awareness to realize that he's angry because his political beliefs weren't pandered to.

He ends the review with a soundbite. "Jokes don't have hmm-lines, they have punch-lines."

Edit:

Bob thinks The Hunt should not be censored.

 

[Flexo]

Bob says that the film needs to make the audience uncomfortable and challenge their political beliefs instead of pandering to them, lacking the self awareness to realize that he's angry because his political beliefs weren't pandered to.

He ends the review with a soundbite. "Jokes don't have hmm-lines, they have punch-lines."

That is so absolutely, perfectly Bob Chipman, you have no idea. That was him way back in the early oughts when I first encountered him.

I forget which video it is, but Chuck of SFDebris once described as "controversial" as "offending people you already disagree with." And Bob is all about the controversial movie.

 

[Marissa Moira]

He thinks the only views that should be challenged are conservatives ones because he thinks they're the status quo.

You can't challenge left wing beliefs because he thinks they're supposed to always be the challenger to the established beliefs.

 

[The tired cat]

He thinks the only views that should be challenged are conservatives ones because he thinks they're the status quo.

You can't challenge left wing beliefs because he thinks they're supposed to always be the challenger to the established beliefs.

I mean left wing beliefs arent even hard to challeng as they all function on the "Muh fee fee! If you apply logic yer a Nazi!!!" cause dont ya know, only Nazis function on logic an facts. Unlike the left, who believe in fairy tale like logic.

 

[Red Hood]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Citation needed on Bob being "bullied" in high school.
I'm not saying it couldn't have happened but lets be real.
Bob was probably just so weird and unpleasant in high school that his peers just avoided or excluded him.
Understandably so because would you want to hang with this asshole?
Of course to Bob not having his Superior feet diabetic stumps kissed is tantamount to bullying so that narrative was born.
Also if Bob was truly getting his ass kicked it might have made him a better person for the experience.
Suffering builds character after all.

I can provide a citation. I'm currently working on a time machine just so I can go back in time and call Bob a Fatty Fatty Boom Balatty and set him on the dark path of being an insufferable cunt for all eternity.

 

[Flexo]

I can provide a citation. I'm currently working on a time machine just so I can go back in time and call Bob a Fatty Fatty Boom Balatty and set him on the dark path of being an insufferable cunt for all eternity.

Just go back in time and tell him,
"Nintendo sucks! Sega is better."

Spoiler: for those who don't get the reference

Geez he was named "bobby" in that movie too, wasn't he? Except Waterboy is literally everything Bob isn't.

 

[Red Hood]

Just go back in time and tell him,
"Nintendo sucks! Sega is better."

Spoiler: for those who don't get the reference

Geez he was named "bobby" in that movie too, wasn't he? Except Waterboy is literally everything Bob isn't.

I'll go for the one-two punch and tell him Sega does what Nintendon't and then call him fat when he stops charging at me when his lung collapses after three steps.

 

[Adamska]

He thinks the only views that should be challenged are conservatives ones because he thinks they're the status quo.

You can't challenge left wing beliefs because he thinks they're supposed to always be the challenger to the established beliefs.

Oh no, you can totally challenge left wing beliefs in Bobby Chimpman's world if they're less popular than you and do not agree with his rage filled hopes to genocide half the US population.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't say it enough but I love all y'all weirdos keeping this Bobfire burning during this outbreak and maybe one day I'll get caught back up with you.

Spoiler: something something man-made horrors

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Aw right... been awhile since I worked with this...”

twitter.com

The archives that I use aren't working for some reason. I'll try to upload it later.

lol

What in the world could Bob be trying to make a mold of at three in the morning? I shudder at the possibilities...

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I don't say it enough but I love all y'all weirdos keeping this Bobfire burning during this outbreak and maybe one day I'll get caught back up with you.

Spoiler: something something man-made horrors

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Aw right... been awhile since I worked with this...”

twitter.com

The archives that I use aren't working for some reason. I'll try to upload it later.
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What in the world could Bob be trying to make a mold of at three in the morning? I shudder at the possibilities...

A life sized Mario with a fleshlight crotch.

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't say it enough but I love all y'all weirdos keeping this Bobfire burning during this outbreak and maybe one day I'll get caught back up with you.

Spoiler: something something man-made horrors

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Aw right... been awhile since I worked with this...”

twitter.com

The archives that I use aren't working for some reason. I'll try to upload it later.
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What in the world could Bob be trying to make a mold of at three in the morning? I shudder at the possibilities...

Those shallow graves full of dead hookers aren't going to spackle themselves.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Those shallow graves full of dead hookers aren't going to spackle themselves.

Any hooker who couldn't fight off Robert wasn't long for this world anyway.

 

[Adamska]

Probably a mask representing Mario or one of the Asian women he's stalking. Or another pig mask. Either way it's very much going to be disturbing and a reason why Bobby comes off as a failed spree killer.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

He'll probably give up halfway through when it's not turning out the way he wants, or he'll show us something that'd be okay if it was from a high school art class.

 

[Flexo]

Mundane answer is that he's patching places in his basement apartment to prevent flooding.

Silly answer is that he's going to sculpt his own mushroom kingdom.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Mundane answer is that he's patching places in his basement apartment to prevent flooding.

Silly answer is that he's going to sculpt his own mushroom kingdom.

Probably the most reasonable answer is him patching holes in the dry wall from him punching it in a sperg rage.

 

[Judge Dredd]

What in the world could Bob be trying to make a mold of at three in the morning? I shudder at the possibilities...

It's part of his latest culinary masterpiece.