Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CharlesBarkley]

Robert's logic on why it's ok for him to dehumanize everyone he doesn't like:
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Serious question.

Who has more value to society? Bob's fan posted earlier that is a literal disabled leech who does nothing all day but post fetish photos of him shitting in diapers... Or a republican family man working 9-6 in a labor job who believes abortion and immigration are needing stricter measurement?

I honestly want an answer from him on this.

 

[Mola Ram]

Serious question.

Who has more value to society? Bob's fan posted earlier that is a literal disabled leech who does nothing all day but post fetish photos of him shitting in diapers... Or a republican family man working 9-6 in a labor job who believes abortion and immigration are needing stricter measurement?

I honestly want an answer from him on this.

The answer's not the interesting part, because I think we know the answer (though I guess he could always surprise us). Rather, I want to see the psychotic contortions of thinking that it would take him to reach that answer.

 

[Flexo]

You know if you're that desperate for pussy, just pay a hooker at that point.

For what they would charge him? I don't think he could afford it.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

The answer's not the interesting part, because I think we know the answer (though I guess he could always surprise us). Rather, I want to see the psychotic contortions of thinking that it would take him to reach that answer.

I don't know exactly what he'll say. But I made a bingo card for when he does.

Spoiler

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

So I'm late to the party on this one and I keep seeing the phrase "mayonnaise ghoul". Is that something he actually came up with?

If so, what caused it? Just asking because it's so incredibly rediculous of a term that I always get a chuckle from imagining someone using it seriously.

Thanks!

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

So I'm late to the party on this one and I keep seeing the phrase "mayonnaise ghoul". Is that something he actually came up with?

If so, what caused it? Just asking because it's so incredibly rediculous of a term that I always get a chuckle from imagining someone using it seriously.

Thanks!

I'm not sure when the first time he used the term was, but he's been using it at least as far back as 2017.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

I'm not sure when the first time he used the term was, but he's been using it at least as far back as 2017.

Ah, thanks for that. It was a good laugh. Just can't believe that someone would come up with that and act serious about it, lol.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Ah, thanks for that. It was a good laugh. Just can't believe that someone would come up with that and act serious about it, lol.

Hey it helps to be a fascist if it's for the "good guys"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So I'm late to the party on this one and I keep seeing the phrase "mayonnaise ghoul". Is that something he actually came up with?

If so, what caused it? Just asking because it's so incredibly rediculous of a term that I always get a chuckle from imagining someone using it seriously.

Thanks!

Yes, this is something he came up with, and he has used it repeatedly (he also refers to red states as wastelands).
There are many theories about what caused him to come up with this term, but the widely accepted one goes something like this:
Bob was bullied in high school by macho white jocks due to his (by his admission) bad attitude, his Mario fetish, and the bizarre attachment to all things Nintendo (even going so far as to call the console wars of the '90s his personal Vietnam.) When Bob graduated and became a movie reviewer, he convinced himself that reviewing capeshit was somehow an "intellectual" pursuit, and after watching one too many movies on nerds versus jocks and watching the nerds win, he became convinced that, as a nerd, he was somehow superior to the jocks who bullied him; the fact that they may have gone on to blue collar jobs (not intellectual jobs such as reviewing movies) only serves to reinforce this delusion.
As such, in a textbook example of the pot calling the kettle black, he views them as horrible, irredeemable, useless sacks of flesh; due to the bullies being white, he especially views all white-skinned blue collar workers as ghouls who deserve to starve out in the wilderness as their blue collar jobs are automated. He believes their jobs aren't really working class jobs, because they can be automated, but his "job" and similarly disposable ones, such as Starbucks baristas, are the "real" working class. In 2014, at the peak of Gamergate, he would expand his vocabulary to "mayonnaise ghoul" to insult the filthy gamers, all in the defense of loathsome women and known whores who would never fuck him if their lives depended on it.
At this point in his life, Bob has convinced himself that a superior future where he is free of diabetes, where women like him, where blue collar jobs are automated, and where all the loathsome mayonnaise ghouls whom he hates are dead from starvation and Corona-Chan is right around the corner. If only those obsolete ghouls didn't have the right to vote and a certain orange man wasn't elected, robots would be growing wheat on the moon right now. To believe otherwise would require some serious introspection and confronting the fact that maybe he is the useless lump, not the mayonnaise ghouls.
That's the theory, anyway.
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[Just Some Other Guy]

Yes, this is something he came up with, and he has used it repeatedly (he also refers to red states as wastelands).
There are many theories about what caused him to come up with this term, but the widely accepted one goes something like this:
Bob was bullied in high school by macho white jocks due to his (by his admission) bad attitude, his Mario fetish, and the bizarre attachment to all things Nintendo (even going so far as to call the console wars of the '90s his personal Vietnam.) When Bob graduated and became a movie reviewer, he convinced himself that reviewing capeshit was somehow an "intellectual" pursuit, and after watching one too many movies on nerds versus jocks and watching the nerds win, he became convinced that, as a nerd, he was somehow superior to the jocks who bullied him; the fact that they may have gone on to blue collar jobs (not intellectual jobs such as reviewing movies) only serves to reinforce this delusion.
As such, in a textbook example of the pot calling the kettle black, he views them as horrible, irredeemable, useless sacks of flesh; due to the bullies being white, he especially views all white-skinned blue collar workers as ghouls who deserve to starve out in the wilderness as their blue collar jobs are automated. He believes their jobs aren't really working class jobs, because they can be automated, but his "job" and similarly disposable ones, such as Starbucks baristas, are the "real" working class. In 2014, at the peak of Gamergate, he would expand his vocabulary to "mayonnaise ghoul" to insult the filthy gamers, all in the defense of loathsome women and known whores who would never fuck him if their lives depended on it.
At this point in his life, Bob has convinced himself that a superior future where he is free of diabetes, where women like him, where blue collar jobs are automated, and where all the loathsome mayonnaise ghouls whom he hates are dead from starvation and Corona-Chan is right around the corner. If only those obsolete ghouls didn't have the right to vote and a certain orange man wasn't elected, robots would be growing wheat on the moon right now. To believe otherwise would require some serious introspection and confronting the fact that maybe he is the useless lump, not the mayonnaise ghouls.
That's the theory, anyway.
Edited for completion

Oh no doubt about the "ghoul" part. Mostly the mayonnaise. Like, I just keep picturing a shambling mound of helman's and it cracks me up, lol. How could anyone think that's derogatory? It almost sounds like a joke.

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh no doubt about the "ghoul" part. Mostly the mayonnaise. Like, I just keep picturing a shambling mound of helman's and it cracks me up, lol. How could anyone think that's derogatory? It almost sounds like a joke.

He also says "wasteland ghoul" a lot, which makes me think he got the idea from Fallout. But Bob disdains RPGs in general, so I'm not sure how familiar he really is with the franchise.

The "mayonnaise" crack is pure anti-white racism, because that's de rigeur for a guy like Bob.

 

[Idiotron]

Oh no doubt about the "ghoul" part. Mostly the mayonnaise. Like, I just keep picturing a shambling mound of helman's and it cracks me up, lol. How could anyone think that's derogatory? It almost sounds like a joke.

"Mayonnaise" is a relatively new racial slur to describe white people.
I think I've heard it first from BLM.
"Cracker" is too old school for the 21st century.

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

The mayonnaise part was stolen wholesale from woke twitter "white ppl don't season they food" memes. For while, woke fags would post pictures of mayo on white bread, unseasoned chicken, plain mashed, etc and be like "I made tradtional YT cuisine, lol!"

I think it also explains why he hyped up that chicken that stewed in 5 different hot sauces.

 

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[BR55]

Yes, this is something he came up with, and he has used it repeatedly (he also refers to red states as wastelands).
There are many theories about what caused him to come up with this term, but the widely accepted one goes something like this:
Bob was bullied in high school by macho white jocks due to his (by his admission) bad attitude, his Mario fetish, and the bizarre attachment to all things Nintendo (even going so far as to call the console wars of the '90s his personal Vietnam.) When Bob graduated and became a movie reviewer, he convinced himself that reviewing capeshit was somehow an "intellectual" pursuit, and after watching one too many movies on nerds versus jocks and watching the nerds win, he became convinced that, as a nerd, he was somehow superior to the jocks who bullied him; the fact that they may have gone on to blue collar jobs (not intellectual jobs such as reviewing movies) only serves to reinforce this delusion.
As such, in a textbook example of the pot calling the kettle black, he views them as horrible, irredeemable, useless sacks of flesh; due to the bullies being white, he especially views all white-skinned blue collar workers as ghouls who deserve to starve out in the wilderness as their blue collar jobs are automated. He believes their jobs aren't really working class jobs, because they can be automated, but his "job" and similarly disposable ones, such as Starbucks baristas, are the "real" working class. In 2014, at the peak of Gamergate, he would expand his vocabulary to "mayonnaise ghoul" to insult the filthy gamers, all in the defense of loathsome women and known whores who would never fuck him if their lives depended on it.
At this point in his life, Bob has convinced himself that a superior future where he is free of diabetes, where women like him, where blue collar jobs are automated, and where all the loathsome mayonnaise ghouls whom he hates are dead from starvation and Corona-Chan is right around the corner. If only those obsolete ghouls didn't have the right to vote and a certain orange man wasn't elected, robots would be growing wheat on the moon right now. To believe otherwise would require some serious introspection and confronting the fact that maybe he is the useless lump, not the mayonnaise ghouls.
That's the theory, anyway.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Citation needed on Bob being "bullied" in high school.
I'm not saying it couldn't have happened but lets be real.
Bob was probably just so weird and unpleasant in high school that his peers just avoided or excluded him.
Understandably so because would you want to hang with this asshole?
Of course to Bob not having his Superior feet diabetic stumps kissed is tantamount to bullying so that narrative was born.
Also if Bob was truly getting his ass kicked it might have made him a better person for the experience.
Suffering builds character after all.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Yeah. Blob doesn't seem the type to actually be bullied. He probably was just so socially inept that people not actively seeking him out and befriending him like he watches on TV made him assume they hated him.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Citation needed on Bob being "bullied" in high school.
I'm not saying it couldn't have happened but lets be real.
Bob was probably just so weird and unpleasant in high school that his peers just avoided or excluded him.
Understandably so because would you want to hang with this asshole?
Of course to Bob not having his Superior feet diabetic stumps kissed is tantamount to bullying so that narrative was born.
Also if Bob was truly getting his ass kicked it might have made him a better person for the experience.
Suffering builds character after all.

If I remember correctly (and I'm not gonna fucking read the book) he says in Brick By Brick that he got picked on, and tried picking on other kids to trollsheild. And that it didn't work. Given his temper problems, he probably tried being one of those psychotic Steven King bullies before the other bullies called him an edgy faggot.

 

[Flexo]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Citation needed on Bob being "bullied" in high school.
I'm not saying it couldn't have happened but lets be real.
Bob was probably just so weird and unpleasant in high school that his peers just avoided or excluded him.
Understandably so because would you want to hang with this asshole?
Of course to Bob not having his Superior feet diabetic stumps kissed is tantamount to bullying so that narrative was born.
Also if Bob was truly getting his ass kicked it might have made him a better person for the experience.
Suffering builds character after all.

I think there's 2 points to keep in mind.

1) HE believes he was bullied.

2) Oh I quite agree with you that he probably wasn't stuffed into too many lockers. I'd place the money I stole from your wallet on 2 possibilities:

1. The other boys did the usual hazing and ribbing that most boys do and Bob took it like an exceptional sperg and went crying to mommy.
2. He probably tried to blab about a topic of interest to him and some other kids said, "nobody cares, Bob" and then he went crying to mommy.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I know we just recently discussed this, but I'm trying to do some research into why people like Bob confuse scientists with wizards. it just makes me curious to why people like him mix them together.

I think the meme got it's start in the GWB years, when the GOP went tits-deep in embarrassing things like Young Earth Creationism, and politicians couldn't figure out a series of tubes. Wouldn't it be nice to have science and technology policy set by people who can use a computer, and don't pretend that The Flintstones was historically accurate? That's what people thought. Shady people quickly started pulling this towards the sentiment that you should defer all thinking and opinions to people with STEM degrees, who could never be incorrect, dumb, biased, bought off, or dishonest. I blame the internet "skeptic" community at least partially. They propagated the idea that the guy with the largest stack of diplomas trounces everybody else.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

I think the meme got it's start in the GWB years, when the GOP went tits-deep in embarrassing things like Young Earth Creationism, and politicians couldn't figure out a series of tubes. Wouldn't it be nice to have science and technology policy set by people who can use a computer, and don't pretend that The Flintstones was historically accurate? That's what people thought. Shady people quickly started pulling this towards the sentiment that you should defer all thinking and opinions to people with STEM degrees, who could never be incorrect, dumb, biased, bought off, or dishonest. I blame the internet "skeptic" community at least partially. They propagated the idea that the guy with the largest stack of diplomas trounces everybody else.

People want to assume that the people who are in charge or are experts are just that; people have previously pointed out that Bob essentially sees science as magic, which he does. He's also probably too ill informed about STEM subjects to tell when someone is feeding him a crock of shit about something, but just informed enough about some of the terms to Larp that he knows more when someone pokes holes in his dumb statements. The average person is probably just as ill informed as Blob, they just aren't as low functioning to need to have everyone around them think that they are swole brained intellectuals.

I'm doing a degree in genetics and the things we can do are magically mundane. I was working on a paper that assesed the use of RNA therapy to directly alleviate cystic fibrosis. It was some complicated shit, but the end result of years of working tirelessly was barely even a 4% reduction in symptom presentation in the patients. Blob is the sort of guy that would scoff at that progress as being 'nothing' then 'REEEEEEEE' about why we lack Tricorders or some other piece of Star Trek bullshit medicine. He is seemingly incapable of understanding that things don't happen all at once because of some messianic genius, but because of day in and day out hard work of lots of people over time. Even if he wasn't a doughball moviebob would still be just as useless, he doesn't see the value of work that isn't rewarded immediately. He's a rat pushing a button for food and laughing at the 'dumb' rats that are out there foraging rather than pushing the button.