Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chan the Wizard]

I have to give them credit, they pass better than most of the ratking. No visible facial hair, they dress like a woman, they present as a woman, they just happen to be really fat and have a poor makeup color palette.

 

[The tired cat]

You know, I looked into "Lily Donahue" becaue that picture is so grotesque I thought it might be a goof; just someone trying to be funny and posting the ugliest picture they could find of a trans hambeast (a tramsbeast, if you will). And, uh, nope. Not a goof.

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My friends, I give you a harbinger of the Superior Future.

Oh hey, guess we just found the bastard love child of The Fat Bastard from Austin Powers and Baron Harkonnen.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Wouldn't be the first time, for a pragmatic free thinker he claims to be, Robert sure regurgitates fed lines so much that if they were actual food, you would think he was trying to be in a Paris fashion show model.

Someone needs to tell Bob about how back in the olden days, many states had laws that were designed to prevent uneducated, low-income Americans from voting. Measures taken included the "poll tax" (a fee that needed to be paid in order to cast your ballot) and voter registration procedures that included a literacy test. Those states even had very strict "Believe All Women" policies that were enforced at the local level; anybody facing a credible accusation of sexual assault was immediately punished by the community in such a manner as to not burden the judiciary in any way. Bob would cream his pants at the idea of such a society.

 

[Mola Ram]

Someone needs to tell Bob about how back in the olden days, many states had laws that were designed to prevent uneducated, low-income Americans from voting. Measures taken included the "poll tax" (a fee that needed to be paid in order to cast your ballot) and voter registration procedures that included a literacy test. Those states even had very strict "Believe All Women" policies that were enforced at the local level; anybody facing a credible accusation of sexual assault was immediately punished by the community in such a manner as to not burden the judiciary in any way. Bob would cream his pants at the idea of such a society.

Somewhere in his swamp of a twitter feed, Bob is on record as lamenting literacy tests for voting got all tied up with racism, because if not for that they'd be a swell idea.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Somewhere in his swamp of a twitter feed, Bob is on record as lamenting literacy tests for voting got all tied up with racism, because if not for that they'd be a swell idea.

That sounds like it be redundant with laws against felons voting.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You know, I looked into "Lily Donahue" becaue that picture is so grotesque I thought it might be a goof; just someone trying to be funny and posting the ugliest picture they could find of a trans hambeast (a tramsbeast, if you will). And, uh, nope. Not a goof.

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My friends, I give you a harbinger of the Superior Future.

I would rather get corona than see that ugly cunt's face.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

You know, I looked into "Lily Donahue" becaue that picture is so grotesque I thought it might be a goof; just someone trying to be funny and posting the ugliest picture they could find of a trans hambeast (a tramsbeast, if you will). And, uh, nope. Not a goof.

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My friends, I give you a harbinger of the Superior Future.

Is that widow's peak sewn on surgically or is that just the shadows being tricky?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I would rather get corona than see that ugly cunt's face.

And no amount of Corona beer is going to make her look attractive.

 

[Mola Ram]

And no amount of Corona beer is going to make her look attractive.

If it's a choice between fucking that thing and eating a shotgun barrel, I'm just going to ask for 12 gauge shells so I'm sure the job gets done.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

And no amount of Corona beer is going to make her look attractive.

>her

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

And no amount of Corona beer is going to make it her look attractive.

>her

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Where were you when Devin Faraci was being a dick?
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"I am capable of acting strategically in politics"
Really? Because this sounds like he saying investigate Joe Biden before he's officially nominated, which means the DNC gets to pick the candidate? And if so, they will pick Sanders, the only candidate left? Or do they pick who ever they want (Bob hoping for Warren) which would totally negate all the primaries up to that point? And who is going to investigate this, the DNC or the Justice Department, because does Bob know who runs the Justice Department? THEN, what happens if the investigation isn't concluded before the nomination and Biden gets it? Keep going through the General, because that worked well for Hillary. Or, as he seems to infer, pause the investigation until after he wins (no point in restarting the investigation if he loses, because "justice" isn't what the investigation is about). If so, that just means voters are going to vote between Trump and who ever Biden picks as VP (which is pretty much the case anyway, because Biden isn't going to last one term). The DNC would be making Trump's ads for him.

This is Bob's "strategy". All the sperging about "one person, one vote" and "abolish the electoral college", but he wants to negate actual elections to back door his preferred candidate that came in forth in her own state. He's so holed up in his bubble he thinks the electorate in Blue state will vote blue no matter who, even if they get screwed over, Purple states just need enough TDS voters to show up and vote out Orange Man Bad (hopefully the Russian trolls won't get to them first) and Red states are just vestigial organs that are eventually going to die out. He has got to be one of the dumbest people on Twitter.

“No! Late night hosts are supposed to tell people what to think of Trump!”
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Have talk shows stopped doing new shows, or are they not doing one in front of a live audience? So maybe lack of audience laughter and applause make people realize the "comedians" aren't that funny. Laugh tracks exist for a reason. Even more depressing thought; normie voters take "jokes" as "real criticism". Or maybe the real reason is, shit's getting bad. People are actually paying more attention than normal, and people notice the difference between Orange Man Bad, hackneyed, low hanging fruit jokes, and what Trump is actually doing.

 

[Positron]

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Well, about 3.5 years ago the answer turned out to be "literally everything," so... https://t.co/C8V5TGTNJ5”

twitter.com

Drumpf stole muh superior future

By "literally everything" Bobby means "Hollywood", which is indeed at a standstill.

 

[Marissa Moira]

You know, I looked into "Lily Donahue" becaue that picture is so grotesque I thought it might be a goof; just someone trying to be funny and posting the ugliest picture they could find of a trans hambeast (a tramsbeast, if you will). And, uh, nope. Not a goof.

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My friends, I give you a harbinger of the Superior Future.

You know if you're that desperate for pussy, just pay a hooker at that point.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert's logic on why it's ok for him to dehumanize everyone he doesn't like:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1244110492618145794 (Archive)

 

[Marissa Moira]

Robert's logic on why it's ok for him to dehumanize everyone he doesn't like:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1244110492618145794 (Archive)

Does he know what a paradox is?

 

[Jack Awful]

Robert's logic on why it's ok for him to dehumanize everyone he doesn't like:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1244110492618145794 (Archive)

"When it's those who dehumanized *themselves* through Jewry?

No. I don't believe I will."

-Moviebob if he lived in 1930s Germany

 

[Positron]

A bigoted and ignorant human is still human, unless he feeds himself up into a globular mass which might then present a biological connundrum.

 

[Mola Ram]

Does he know what a paradox is?

Of course I do, insect. That's when you dox someone twice!

 

[dzonatan]

After seeing MovieBob basically blurt out loud that social justice is entirely about revenge, it's got me thinking how much longer will it be before he pisses off the wrong leftist and ends up on the wrong end of cancel culture.

Right now, Bob's lucky that he's too pathetic for most people to waste time on and that the Farms has a strict rule against trolling campaigns. But SJW's are notoriously fickle and prone to purity spirals, and they often turn on their own, especially the ones who have a Y chromosome and the wrong complexion.

You kind of answered your own question, but even when fickle they still wouldn't go after Blob because he's just too disgusting and pathetic.
SJWs only go after happy, productive people who have social standing and something to lose due to libel. Bob has none of it.
SJWs cant make him fall from grace, he's already on rock bottom.
SJWs cant make him miserable, he's already miserable.

Even Dobson is smarter than Bob when it comes to knowing his place on the Progressive Stack and goes above and beyond to avoid being cancelled or saying potential wrongthink nowadays.

And that's the crux of it. Bob is where they want him to be, he just runs his mouth too loud at times.