ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher - Hey Guyths!

Kailyn's IG has been out of control, full of covid-19 anxiety posting lately and it's honestly driving me a bit nuts.

I know it's all been said before but she never leaves the gd beige mansion anyway, at least not until Jeff came on the scene all of a couple of months ago with his breathtaking romantic advances. Her 'anxiety' for her parents and Gracie (and of course Jeff, who isn't even in a high risk subset and also seems to be a basement-dweller) is really just code for having the gorilla sads about not going out to Five Below and Dollar Tree on a weekly basis anymore and potentially being unable to -perish the thought!- go on her yearly far-away-mall birthday extravaganza to reap old palattes and Cheesecake Factory.
 
It's that time of year when Kai fills out deep introspective lists so that she can challenge herself and start setting new goals. Just kidding! They're the same pre/early adolescent lists that she does every year. She'll probably order a few "Learn about yourself" list books and because she's Kai, will post them, even though we've seen them before, year after year, every time she does them. It's always right before Summer, probably so she can do the Taurus one and remind everyone about her birthday, which is May 18th, in case we didn't hear it the first 28,985,654,432 times she's told us.

Some of the lists that she's been doing to improve her life and grow as a person and as a woman:

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lol @ "skipping breakfast sometimes"

If this woman skips breakfast then I have a 20 inch dink
 
IMO Kailyn started going downhill after she broke up with David. He had his faults, but when they were together he tried to get her out of the house and show her new things. Since then she's just sat around the house and (I think this is the bigger issue) been more and more influenced by her mother.

I would've loved to pick his brain in regards to the Wilcher Sloths. Im sure that kid had a million stories. Dumb fat pig treated him like trash, atleast when he passed he was so no longer with that waste of air.
I actually heard some Maryland/ Bawlmoreese in there on the words"quarantine, watch some TV, and wash my hair". In the Baltimore accent those come out as " quarunTEEN, woch sum TEEvee, and warsh muh heer.

Atleast she's not talking to the light switch this time in a psuedo-badly-done-british accent. Kai, before you try to master any other dialect or accent, could you perhaps learn English first? Stop adding syllables to words for no reason? Any of the above would suffice, and since you dun' qwar-uhun-teened now, you should have plenty of time to work on yourself. Or get help for your 6 year old that has the fine and gross motor skills of a child 1/3rd her age, or properly potty train her and stop thinking school will do it... or you could just make more cringy, pointless videos nobody watches except to criticize you. Im sure that's more important. Gotta get your daily dose of "lewk at muh-ee, lewk at muh-ee", amiright? Priorities.

That terrible impersonation of a British accent switched from British, to Irish, to Australian, to what sounded like bajan/patois and back to mush-mouthed hick, all in one shot. Ive said it before and I'll say it again she's got no self awareness and it's really something to behold. Not a clue.

As for Kai skipping meals, she's easily 250lbs and that's being kind at her height. Probably closer to 275lbs-300lbs if we're being honest. At that point, if she wasn't eating much the weight would come off quite easily just by calorie cutting alone, no trampoline-humping "exercise" needed.


I was watching that tik tok that really shows off her fragile x (they all do) and it never gets old watching her screw up 9 whole words ("oh you don't like me, that's fine..k baii") even while mouthing them under her breath to remember them.. she's even got that 1000 yard, dead-eyed fish stare. Is there a reason she can only do 1 pathetic dance and seemingly has no rhythm whatsoever? Like she can't even move her head side to side correctly and doesn't know her right from her left. Has she always been that bad when it comes to gross motor skills? I see where Guac gets it. I don't know much about Michael, but it's clear Lisa is on the lower end of the IQ spectrum. Why Michael never stopped her from treating Kailyn and now Gracie like she does is beyond me. Guac may have started out at a somewhat average or slightly below average intelligence, but the older she gets the clearer it becomes that she's also stunted from lack of meaningful interaction. I used to be optimistic but not anymore.
 
I would've loved to pick his brain in regards to the Wilcher Sloths. Im sure that kid had a million stories. Dumb fat pig treated him like trash, atleast when he passed he was so no longer with that waste of air.


Atleast she's not talking to the light switch this time in a psuedo-badly-done-british accent. Kai, before you try to master any other dialect or accent, could you perhaps learn English first? Stop adding syllables to words for no reason? Any of the above would suffice, and since you dun' qwar-uhun-teened now, you should have plenty of time to work on yourself. Or get help for your 6 year old that has the fine and gross motor skills of a child 1/3rd her age, or properly potty train her and stop thinking school will do it... or you could just make more cringy, pointless videos nobody watches except to criticize you. Im sure that's more important. Gotta get your daily dose of "lewk at muh-ee, lewk at muh-ee", amiright? Priorities.

That terrible impersonation of a British accent switched from British, to Irish, to Australian, to what sounded like bajan/patois and back to mush-mouthed hick, all in one shot. Ive said it before and I'll say it again she's got no self awareness and it's really something to behold. Not a clue.

As for Kai skipping meals, she's easily 250lbs and that's being kind at her height. Probably closer to 275lbs-300lbs if we're being honest. At that point, if she wasn't eating much the weight would come off quite easily just by calorie cutting alone, no trampoline-humping "exercise" needed.


I was watching that tik tok that really shows off her fragile x (they all do) and it never gets old watching her screw up 9 whole words ("oh you don't like me, that's fine..k baii") even while mouthing them under her breath to remember them.. she's even got that 1000 yard, dead-eyed fish stare. Is there a reason she can only do 1 pathetic dance and seemingly has no rhythm whatsoever? Like she can't even move her head side to side correctly and doesn't know her right from her left. Has she always been that bad when it comes to gross motor skills? I see where Guac gets it. I don't know much about Michael, but it's clear Lisa is on the lower end of the IQ spectrum. Why Michael never stopped her from treating Kailyn and now Gracie like she does is beyond me. Guac may have started out at a somewhat average or slightly below average intelligence, but the older she gets the clearer it becomes that she's also stunted from lack of meaningful interaction. I used to be optimistic but not anymore.
That's what's so weird to me.
Lisa just doesn't seem to care if Kailyn can become self-sufficient, doesn't care if she can speak properly, take care of herself, ANYTHING.
Doesn't care that Kailyn was an underage camgirl, regularly sends nude pictures to strangers, and does it in front of Gracie.
And now she's going to ruin another generation by doing the least she can for her granddaughter
 
Hey guys Kai hit a new low. She thinks Jeff's filthy toilet is funny.
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Seriously what is going on lol
 
That's what's so weird to me.
Lisa just doesn't seem to care if Kailyn can become self-sufficient, doesn't care if she can speak properly, take care of herself, ANYTHING.
Doesn't care that Kailyn was an underage camgirl, regularly sends nude pictures to strangers, and does it in front of Gracie.
And now she's going to ruin another generation by doing the least she can for her granddaughter

lol She wasn't underage when camwhoring, she was 20 - she just looked like she was 13. People back then too assumed she was under aged and the beige mansion was flooded with concerned phone calls to Lisa to get her ''young teen'' daughter off the internet before the police gets involved.
 
lol She wasn't underage when camwhoring, she was 20 - she just looked like she was 13. People back then too assumed she was under aged and the beige mansion was flooded with concerned phone calls to Lisa to get her ''young teen'' daughter off the internet before the police gets involved.
The shampoo bottle picture wasn't taken when she was underage? I thought she sent that to one of her "customers"?
 
IIRC the shampoo bottle thing happened because Kai sold her phone to someone she didn't know was a PL but forgot to reset the phone first.
I know that part, but was she sending that photo to someone, and just forgot to delete the picture/remove the SIM card?
I guess I'm lacking in Kailyn lore, I've always heard she started out underaged camgirling, it was one of the things her and Davit fought about.
 
IIRC the shampoo bottle thing happened because Kai sold her phone to someone she didn't know was a PL but forgot to reset the phone first.
Exactly. Shampoo Bottle picture was when she was 14-15, the camwhoring was when she was 15-17. She was with David and he told her to stop, she refused. After the age of 18, she had stopped whoring around (or at least got sneakier about it). When she was 20, she was with Matt and I don't think he would have tolerated her extracurricular career.

lol She wasn't underage when camwhoring, she was 20 - she just looked like she was 13. People back then too assumed she was under aged and the beige mansion was flooded with concerned phone calls to Lisa to get her ''young teen'' daughter off the internet before the police gets involved.
Lol no, sahrry bb. She was very much underage when she was camwhoring. Nobody contacted Lisa, unless you count David. When Kai was 20, she was with Matt and he wouldn't have tolerated her antics. I don't know where you're getting your information, but I hate to tell you, you're wrong and @Cheesegirl78 is correct.
 
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Exactly. Shampoo Bottle picture was when she was 14-15, the camwhoring was when she was 15-17. She was with David and he told her to stop, she refused. After the age of 18, she had stopped whoring around (or at least got sneakier about it). When she was 20, she was with Matt and I don't think he would have tolerated her extracurricular career.


Lol no, sahrry bb. She was very much underage when she was camwhoring. Nobody contacted Lisa, unless you count David. When Kai was 20, she was with Matt and he wouldn't have tolerated her antics. I don't know where you're getting your information, but I hate to tell you, you're wrong and @Cheesegirl78 is correct.

2010-esque Guru Gossip. I remember her definitely being over 20 years old with the ''pot pie'' stuff and dancing for tokens in the striped shirt flashing her unusually shaped tits. She wasn't a teen then. I was not around for late 2000's Kailyn as I hadn't discovered her yet, but she was definitely still camwhoring in the very early 2010's.
 
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