Yeah, if he TRUELY wanted to prove it to us, it would have been the simplest thing in the world to show him spread legged, full body and head. Instead he posted everything but. Blatantly obvious tuck-job and at one point he dosen't even tuck it properly and you can see half his choad (or sack) beside his thigh. Fucking weaksauce.
"REEEEEEEEE THAT WAS MY LABIA, YOU KIWI FARMS FACIST!" (Bouncing and squeaking intensifies)
I don't think we will ever know for sure how he faked the "post-surgery" photos or who helped him. Well, the "hospital recovery room" that suspiciously lacked any medical equipment and looked an awful lot like a shitty motel room, and the hilariously bad bandage wrap are easy enough, but the photos of Phil with a dick flip were a head-scratcher. Only two scenarios make sense to me: Phil either found a tranny roughly his size and shape who recently got the cock 'n balls scoop and convinced them to let him draw copies of his shitty tattoos on their legs and take a couple photos, or he met someone with decent Photo Shop skills and talked them into doctoring some photos for him (either a vagina onto him, or his tat scribbles onto someone else). Of course, Phil told them it was so he could "bash the fash" and get a "win" over his "cyberbullies at Kiwi Farms". And since Phil always ruins every relationship, pisses off everyone he knows, and makes anyone who helps him regret it, without fail, you know it wouldn't be long until they refused to help him anymore. Which is why he never had any update photos until those half-assed pics he took where he was tucking with his pants halfway down his lard thighs.
I can't decide what's funnier; Phil actually getting the cut-'n'-tuck on his little Italian sausage to stick it to a bunch of people who occasionally check his subforum thread while they're taking a shit to see if he's still alive, or Phil being so desperate for attention that he'd actually fake having his dick cut off for attention. Only for it to fail because no one cares anyway.
Both are very, very, funny.
I've always been of the opinion that it would be funnier if he had actually got the chop. Phil spent years talking up how getting GRS was his ultimate goal. The one thing to make him a whole person and complete his life. He made posts talking about how he couldn't be happy without it. And after all that talk, hyping it up so much, if he actually got the flip, nothing has changed. He wouldn't magically be a sexy, badass woman. He wouldn't suddenly have tons of friends surrounding him, telling him how great he is. It certainly wouldn't shut us up or make us go away. He wouldn't have more money or more mall ninja gear. His life would still be shit and he would still be a lonely, pathetic failure. It wouldn't fix or improve anything in his life. And that would be the funniest scenario.
Ha! Remember that time he faked "suicidal ideation" by scratching his arms with plastic knives? Good times. He didn't even draw blood. Kind of funny how averse to pain Phil is, considering all his posturing as an antifa "supersoldier" who is super into bondage and shit. Meanwhile, Chris is so hardcore that he literally cut open his own crotch.
He's done the whole "scratch myself with a butter knife and pass it off as self-harm for ass-pats" thing a few times. One time was when he was mooching a couch to surf from some well-meaning people. He pulled the fake self-harm thing in an effort to extend his stay with them and IIRC was trying to guilt them into giving him money or something he wanted. However, one of the people helping him out actually suffered from self-harm and suicidal tendencies, and they got really offended that Phil would try to fake cutting himself for attention and personal gain like that, and they booted Phil's phatphuck ass out. Of course, Phil posted on Facebook how they were abusive and horrible to them, proving that he's a selfish and ungrateful piece of shit.
Almost anyone compared to Phil is a scary badass.
You know you're a pathetic pair of clown shoes when Christian Weston Chandler looks like a hardened badass in comparison.
