"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[BlueArmedDevil]

Even went to a mongolian grill with a momrade.

That was nice of Jake Jepsen's mom.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I knew that distinction would be controversial. My logic is this: Chris is crazier than Phil and believes more stupid things, but Phil from the outset is less intelligent.

I agree Phil has a greater emotional intelligence I think it’s called, not sure about Chris being more intelligent though but compared to Phil he’s way less confrontational and more mainstream in his political and societal beliefs so he can fit in with mainstream society more easily.

 

[Rokko]

Its funny how obviously scared phil is of the virus. He always wanted civilization to ceise, but know that there is a pandemic he is probably stockpiling tp and sanitizer . He´ll drop dead in a second if shit hits the fan for real.

 

[Adamska]

I imagine he's squakking in fury that he can't get attention by reviewing shitty artisanal pizza joints.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I imagine he's squakking in fury that he can't get attention by reviewing shitty artisanal pizza joints.

Even discounting his Phil-ness, I wouldn't trust his advice on good pizza.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Even discounting his Phil-ness, I wouldn't trust his advice on good pizza.

Phil strikes me as the sort of person whose taste in food is totally basic. He just wants something simple and plentiful. Artisan pizza is wasted on him.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Phil strikes me as the sort of person whose taste in food is totally basic. He just wants something simple and plentiful. Artisan pizza is wasted on him.

What he wants is the APPEARANCE of liking fancy things. Like most autist lolcows, he doesn't actually know quality from crap unless someone else tells him.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Even discounting his Phil-ness, I wouldn't trust his advice on good pizza.

I wonder what kind of pizza Mr. Haskins-Delici gets? I reckon he's a plain cheese type of guy, he doesn't strike me as having the kind of palate that experiments with toppings. Stick with what's safe and comfortable, that's our Philip.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder what kind of pizza Mr. Haskins-Delici gets? I reckon he's a plain cheese type of guy

Yes, he is definitely into cheese pizza.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Artisan pizza is wasted on him.

But oh man will he humble brag about getting it

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Yes, he is definitely into cheese pizza.

That explains his fetishised daddy rape story.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

But oh man will he humble brag about getting it

Phil humblebrags about getting everything. If he caught coronavirus he'd probably gloat about how he's one of the 0.1% who get to have it.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Phil humblebrags about getting everything. If he caught coronavirus he'd probably gloat about how he's one of the 0.1% who get to have it.

And he'd absolutely brag if he got it and survived. Not that that will happen. Probably not the first but definitely not the second.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil humblebrags about getting everything. If he caught coronavirus he'd probably gloat about how he's one of the 0.1% who get to have it.

I mean, you just know the fool isn’t self-isolating. He loves public transport too much to avoid it, and he no doubt believes “fighting the fash” (flipping people off when they aren’t looking) is key work.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I mean, you just know the fool isn’t self-isolating. He loves public transport too much to avoid it, and he no doubt believes “fighting the fash” (flipping people off when they aren’t looking) is key work.

You'd think Phil would be all over the isolation thing, it's basically a license to be a useless NEET for a couple months.

 

[fuckidunno]

You'd think Phil would be all over the isolation thing, it's basically a license to be a useless NEET for a couple months.

Anyone that brings it up to Phil is going to have to provide a trigger warning that NEET is an acronym for slacker lifestyle and NOT about being clean...maybe have some safespace cheese ready to sooth

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

You'd think Phil would be all over the isolation thing, it's basically a license to be a useless NEET for a couple months.

But now that everyone is living the same lifestyle as a NEET like him, it's not so special anymore.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You'd think Phil would be all over the isolation thing, it's basically a license to be a useless NEET for a couple months.

And he could make poorly researched videos about how he totally has the virus and might die (donate pls), complete with unconvincing coughing.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

And he could make poorly researched videos about how he totally has the virus and might die (donate pls), complete with wheezing and squeaking.

FTFY

 

[Syaoran Li]

And incidentally, another symptom is loss of libido. Remember that a while back Phil was surprised by this. At the time he was claiming to have had SRS but we now know that to be fake.

Wait, did we actually confirm that to be false? I've not kept up on things too well in a while, so I'm probably very late on this, but still.

The fact he posted disgusting pics and never brought up SRS again shortly afterwards made me think he actually did it.