Kiwis kissed by Corona - Official coofer thread

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I had diarrhea the other day but no Corona yet.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Is drooling a lot a virus symptom? I feel mostly pretty normal (my only real throat problem is that it's always full of phlegm, but I've been that way ever since getting my wisdom teeth pulled months ago), but I feel like my mouth waters constantly now.

 

[NoSpiceLife]

Australia did some studying, obviously only Australian cases, and because we don't have a huge number of cases, the study was done using only 900 cases.

It appears that the fever is not what guarantees we have it, majority, 69% have the cough, something like only 50% get the fever.

Thought people might like to know - I've added a screenshot of the media published data. Will see if I can get a hold of the study.

 

[Eryngium]

Symptoms have completely subsided. I think it was a false alarm. I was really hoping I just had a mild case, but it seems it was likely the other bug that was going around, or possibly just stress related.

I hear it gets better before it suddenly gets way worse, I think you should worry about it some more.

 

[Catastrophe-TM]

Some of you guys could actually be experiencing typical spring fever than corona. I've been feeling particularly stuffy and very mucus-y these past couple of weeks and I've only been out a few times. I could breath just fine but it felt like my lungs hurt and mucus was building up until I realized that I get this way because it's spring. Took a nighttime pill and I felt instantly better the next day, though my mucus problems have yet to clear up.

 

[Smug Freiza]

I was in Japan from Jan 10th to the 24th, I had a wretched flu while I was over there. I don't think it was coronachan though due to still being able to function properly and it was winter so probably just a strong cold. We did spend some time in Nara though and I know that's where a bunch of Chinese tourists spread it, the crowds were pretty large there and packed the streets.

The scary thing was on the flight back home, when we arrived at the airport the pilot came over the PA and told us we weren't allowed to disembark due to some security precaution. A bunch of security guards and medics grabbed some chink and dragged him off the plane with his wife following him, when I say dragged I don't mean because he was resisting but rather because it looked like he could hardly move. This was before any of the travel bans came into effect, so I'm guessing he was a carrier since one of the attendants told us his wife had complained of him coming down with fever.

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

I had diarrhea the other day but no Corona yet.

You fishing for your Diarrhoea check? Well, I have news for you, buddy - nobody gives a shit about diarrhoea.

 

[formershroomeryuser]

I've experienced pretty much every symptom but a fever for the past two weeks, but not all at once. Runny nose and sore throat are gone. The cough has gotten less bad but it still persists. I have a heinous case of the chills, my joints feel like someone's take a hammer to them and when the headaches come all I can do is lie down for about six hours. My digestive system periodically decides to produce painful gas and awful megafarts but no diarrhea. Never had the chest pain people report either.

My brother, mother, and I all live in the same house and they have it worse than me. Brother and mother report chest pain which is the only difference in symptoms to me besides severity. still no fevers on top of it. Brother is blowing at 350 and 450cc's lung capacity and I'm between 450-525 but blood oxygenation isn't worrying. It's nifty to already have a pulse oximeter and a lung capacity testing device. We should probably look at our blood pressures today too.
My brother and I now need doctors notes saying we're fine to go back to work. When our illness finally goes away that would be easy enough, except the medical system is a great place to recieve Nurgle's greater blessings.

Is it corona-chan? Fuck if I know. Not like I can get tested in the US with these symptoms. They focus on the fever and respiratory symptoms, probably to keep the numbers down and reduce panic. Who knows? Maybe other weird nasty shit escaped the biolabs in Wuhan before Corona-chan and gave us the "fuck my life, end me" flu.

This is hella informative post and extremely politically correct as well. I hope you get well. Embrace the gift Nurgle has given you. Fuck the end your life flu and fuck the liberal haters. Their constant updates on the death toll has nothing to do with your life and they don't give a fuck who lives or dies anyway. Just remember this: wether you get sick and die or not the world does not give a fuck and the government does not give a fuck so fuck everybody. Unless you are a nurse treating victims nobody should be saying shit. Only assholes believe in healing the world with hella politically correct updates on the death toll every 5 minutes.

News updates are not a sign of compassion. My only advice is a reflection of your very own. Nurgle embraced us with this gift. We must learn to accept it and possibly get better but if we don't fuck it because as a society we are garbage and deserve whatever the fuck we get it. Good luck and remember the cure to the fuck my life end me flu is to say "fuck the world, end yourself." Then suddenly you will feel better.

When I was a child and had a cold I sure as fuck don't remember my mom walking in with the thermometer saying "the cure to your illness is if 100 million people lose their jobs and cannot afford to eat anymore" so fuck what all the fake media cock sucking liberal pansy ass wanna be's think anyway. Do what is good for you. Do what is good for not william stench ever. Real talk

I was in Japan from Jan 10th to the 24th, I had a wretched flu while I was over there. I don't think it was coronachan though due to still being able to function properly and it was winter so probably just a strong cold. We did spend some time in Nara though and I know that's where a bunch of Chinese tourists spread it, the crowds were pretty large there and packed the streets.

The scary thing was on the flight back home, when we arrived at the airport the pilot came over the PA and told us we weren't allowed to disembark due to some security precaution. A bunch of security guards and medics grabbed some chink and dragged him off the plane with his wife following him, when I say dragged I don't mean because he was resisting but rather because it looked like he could hardly move. This was before any of the travel bans came into effect, so I'm guessing he was a carrier since one of the attendants told us his wife had complained of him coming down with fever.

Strangely enough for 90% of the population corona-chan corona-son is just basically a really strong cold. You might have had it. Just as long as you didn't jump on an airplane and cough on the entire plane for 8 hours like an asshole I believe you have the right to get corona then just ride it out like a fucking cowboy. What is illegal and not politically correct to get it and die from it?

Fuck that. I believe in the constitution. Those fucking pansy faggots want to bury your 2nd amendment rights. It says it right there in 18th century scroll print "you have the right to get sick and get better and either way blow someone's fucking head off if you catch them trespassing in your place of solitude."

(You probably noticed I edited where it said 16th century to 18th century. I get so dyslexic sometimes. Remember the year 1 was part of the 1st century and the year 101 was actually the 2nd century. I knew something written in 1775 or 1785 would not be written in the 17th century but the 18th century but getting dyslexic like that I accidentally wrote 16th instead of 18th. Just had to correct that little mistake.)

I get this when I go to work too, I do believe it's just hypochondria though (although I just assume it's only a matter of time before I get it at work). When I start to feel really anxious my temperature even goes up a little, but as soon as I go home and decon and take a shower I feel fine.

Not a good time for people who have even mild hypochondria.

One of my coworkers tested positive. Not someone I have ever really worked with but still. She's recovering ok last I heard, however her father who has it is not doing well and is in serious condition at the hospital.

Hope all the sick kiwis are on the mend soon!

I cannot imagine any of this is over imaginative hypochondria at all. It is very serious and needs to be taken very seriously. Every time you feel like making a politically incorrect statement saying that anyone is freaking out more so from their imagination then the actual bug and being hella insensitive to the worlds pain and feeling like complaining about how 250 million people unemployed world wide isn't helping the situation just remember that a hospital in East Queens east of the airport had so many dead people in one day freezer trucks were lining up for hours and hours and hours to haul off the bodies. This all actually happened and was not exaggerated what so ever by the media for ratings. Why would the media lie about this happening at a hospital East of the park where they had the worlds fair much less densely populated then Manhattan and the denser areas of boroughs much closer to Manhattan. There were like 5000 people that died overnight and they needed the entire fleet of trucks that usually delivers the frozen green beans that are delicious to toss out all the green beans and come and pick up corpses. Why would the news lie? I mean 5% of the people who get this die some horrible death in like 5 minutes they cannot breath they are suffocating from sudden pneumonia and the other 90% get such mild symptoms they don't even know they have it and pass it off to someone else as silent carriers. The other 5% nobody knows they get pretty sick and then who knows. It isn't covered well.

With information like that you can be sure none of the media outlets are lying about bullshit. Trump even said like 2 million people died from this world wide just yesterday. So careful when dropping information to be totally 100% politically correct. The victims dying from this in ICU'S across the globe would of course totally give a fuck in their pain and suffering and want you to be as politically correct as possible. Just remember that. I am just trying to be a friend here.

 

[remiem]

Australia did some studying, obviously only Australian cases, and because we don't have a huge number of cases, the study was done using only 900 cases.

It appears that the fever is not what guarantees we have it, majority, 69% have the cough, something like only 50% get the fever.

Thought people might like to know - I've added a screenshot of the media published data. Will see if I can get a hold of the study.

This makes sense because if you assume the milder cases only get a medium to bad cough, they'd be far more likely to chalk it up to just being your standard cold with limited other symptoms. Much more likely to go out and carry on with their day- infecting everyone and everything they come in contact with because a lot of people will just cover a cough with their hand.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

There was a reported case in a town about 40 miles away. Pretty scary, I hope I don't get the flu.

 

[formershroomeryuser]

This makes sense because if you assume the milder cases only get a medium to bad cough, they'd be far more likely to chalk it up to just being your standard cold with limited other symptoms. Much more likely to go out and carry on with their day- infecting everyone and everything they come in contact with because a lot of people will just cover a cough with their hand.

Of course. These people are not politically sensitive to the situation and should be severely punished. Should a person who thinks they have a mild sore throat not be admitted to the ICU for 2 months for an intense look over and of course making other much more critical patients wait in line?

Holy crap these are the types that just don't understand they are the lucky few. They just get kind of tired and maybe runny nose and some tea makes them feel better but they clearly wipe their hand on everything and probably do food prep in the back of Olive Garden and all these old folks that just want chicken parm take out get deadly sick and 3 days later die.

This disease after all is like the Peter Pan of diseases. If you are 20 and catch this shit its like you take a throat lozenge then the next day badda bing badda boom back to normal, but if you are one day over the age of 50 you catch it then the next day you are drowning on your own mucus and cannot possibly fight the virus. Its like Tinkerbell herself fucking flew in some old ass Bernie Sanders looking guys lungs and released the swine flu. Man Julia Roberts is a bitch.

Sorry this has nothing to do with Julia Roberts. I am just saying I think people need to more politically sensitive to this situation. Think of others. Not just yourself. If you get a rash then immediately drive over to the ICU and ask to be quarantined for 2 months straight. If some guy comes in that just flew off a 30 foot bridge and the bike is literally halfway up his and his internal organs are failing and he needs immediate surgery then to be immediately placed in the ICU fuck him, he can wait in line. Your case is much more important.

Not a bit of sarcasm have I used. In one sentence in this thread. Being politically correct is the most important thing in the universe.

 

[Plunkie]

Of course. These people are not politically sensitive to the situation and should be severely punished. Should a person who thinks they have a mild sore throat not be admitted to the ICU for 2 months for an intense look over and of course making other much more critical patients wait in line?

Holy crap these are the types that just don't understand they are the lucky few. They just get kind of tired and maybe runny nose and some tea makes them feel better but they clearly wipe their hand on everything and probably do food prep in the back of Olive Garden and all these old folks that just want chicken parm take out get deadly sick and 3 days later die.

This disease after all is like the Peter Pan of diseases. If you are 20 and catch this shit its like you take a throat lozenge then the next day badda bing badda boom back to normal, but if you are one day over the age of 50 you catch it then the next day you are drowning on your own mucus and cannot possibly fight the virus. Its like Tinkerbell herself fucking flew in some old ass Bernie Sanders looking guys lungs and released the swine flu. Man Julia Roberts is a bitch.

Sorry this has nothing to do with Julia Roberts. I am just saying I think people need to more politically sensitive to this situation. Think of others. Not just yourself. If you get a rash then immediately drive over to the ICU and ask to be quarantined for 2 months straight. If some guy comes in that just flew off a 30 foot bridge and the bike is literally halfway up his and his internal organs are failing and he needs immediate surgery then to be immediately placed in the ICU fuck him, he can wait in line. Your case is much more important.

Not a bit of sarcasm have I used. In one sentence in this thread. Being politically correct is the most important thing in the universe.

Bro, you good?

 

[marjoram]

Of course. These people are not politically sensitive to the situation and should be severely punished. Should a person who thinks they have a mild sore throat not be admitted to the ICU for 2 months for an intense look over and of course making other much more critical patients wait in line?

Holy crap these are the types that just don't understand they are the lucky few. They just get kind of tired and maybe runny nose and some tea makes them feel better but they clearly wipe their hand on everything and probably do food prep in the back of Olive Garden and all these old folks that just want chicken parm take out get deadly sick and 3 days later die.

This disease after all is like the Peter Pan of diseases. If you are 20 and catch this shit its like you take a throat lozenge then the next day badda bing badda boom back to normal, but if you are one day over the age of 50 you catch it then the next day you are drowning on your own mucus and cannot possibly fight the virus. Its like Tinkerbell herself fucking flew in some old ass Bernie Sanders looking guys lungs and released the swine flu. Man Julia Roberts is a bitch.

Sorry this has nothing to do with Julia Roberts. I am just saying I think people need to more politically sensitive to this situation. Think of others. Not just yourself. If you get a rash then immediately drive over to the ICU and ask to be quarantined for 2 months straight. If some guy comes in that just flew off a 30 foot bridge and the bike is literally halfway up his and his internal organs are failing and he needs immediate surgery then to be immediately placed in the ICU fuck him, he can wait in line. Your case is much more important.

Not a bit of sarcasm have I used. In one sentence in this thread. Being politically correct is the most important thing in the universe.

Former?

 

[Hecate]

Bro, you good?

I don't think so, I think the flu is getting to his head

 

[MrBlueSocks]

Australia did some studying, obviously only Australian cases, and because we don't have a huge number of cases, the study was done using only 900 cases.

It appears that the fever is not what guarantees we have it, majority, 69% have the cough, something like only 50% get the fever.

Thought people might like to know - I've added a screenshot of the media published data. Will see if I can get a hold of the study.

That's an interesting graph. Disagrees with what was posted in "The Sun" a few weeks ago. So who are we too believe...

That Aussie data really makes me think I've had a mild version of the WuFlu for the past two weeks. I know it's two weeks from my earlier whinge in this thread. Weirdly , my symptoms seem to wax and wane on 2 day alternating cycle. One day I feel 98% fine (very minor cough), next day, Annoying dry cough, "lump" in my throat type sore throat, and occasionaly burning cheeks and ears, tight chest slight shortness of breath. Never gets too bad though, but I don't think the severity of the on days is getting worse or better.
We really need testing kits! Cheap, plentiful kits to say A) If you've got it, B) If you've had it.

 

[Plunkie]

Starting to wonder if I had it during my Nashville trip back in early March. Felt like shit when I got home, and was out for a week. Took another few days off work just due to new company policy. I'd tested negative for the flu but they insisted on treating it like the flu anyways. At one point I could hear the air struggling to get into my lungs.

 

[Dysnomia]

This makes sense because if you assume the milder cases only get a medium to bad cough, they'd be far more likely to chalk it up to just being your standard cold with limited other symptoms. Much more likely to go out and carry on with their day- infecting everyone and everything they come in contact with because a lot of people will just cover a cough with their hand.

The fact that you can feel fine and still be Typhoid Mary is pretty frightening. Idiots who don't take this seriously could kill someone.

 

[Yoda]

What Zinc supplements are you taking? Your symptoms sound like mine but I also have occasional shortness of breath which got really bad back at the start of February and since seems to have calmed down.

It's generic brand zinc gluconicum from Walmart. I've come to realize I'm a bit of a hypochondriac even during non-pandemic circumstances so there's probably some placebo going on too. That and lots of water.

 

[formershroomeryuser]

The fact that you can feel fine and still be Typhoid Mary is pretty frightening. Idiots who don't take this seriously could kill someone.

Ah Typhoid Mary who had a thing for spider man and he did not even know who she was. Those were great days in the spider man comic book era when David Mazzuchelli was still in the industry.

I think the days of trying to convince people that "we are not all going to die from this" are long over. Trying to convince someone CNN and such will hyper inflate facts for ratings and businesses and political motivations is just totally useless. Trying to convince someone that 1% of 1% of the planets population has this and 1% of those people die doesn't strum up any interesting factors of hope about a persons present condition and chances. It is all bad. We are all going to die. Glue yourself to CNN.

My best bet is to continue to argue with the panic monkeys who bask in the glow of the fake warmth of their originality. To me these people are cowards. To me its a pussy way to live. I have known many people get sick and die and no one from corona virus yet it is ugly and a horrible way to go. Often people do it to themselves. Often people do not take care of their bodies or immune systems despite hearing over a lifetime that the common cold can kill you if you do not take care of yourself etc. Etc. But it is clear, here is the message: we are all going to die. It is inevitable. Let us glue ourselves to CNN to see if they can fix it. Which they will not be able to of course.

My only option is to embrace god. My only option is to wish for the painless exit I have seen so many take. Hospice, morphine, increased antibiotics to limit the inflammation and pain. I would of course prefer to enjoy the last few days/hours of my life before the cough sets in and the pain begins and I become so absorbed in the fantasy of cold as the germs melt my brain and I believe anything black is truly the black cat of death coming to drag me to a place of death as the sanity slips away and I cannot remember my own name. It is the insanity of sickness and pain in the lungs which makes it a horrible death.

Yes I have been sick before. I always got over it. Antibiotics. Vaccines. Vitamin C. You name it. Never did I believe panicking was the warm chicken soup for the soul. I never wanted to die miserable watching the news and seeing people panic. People to me who spread panic are nothing but retards. Lifeless cowards of souls who have nothing better to do then live like cowards like the simpering bitches they are. No hope and no remorse. They live like vultures feeding on those less fortunate them but in truth scared little children themselves waiting for their turn. Gloating that their fortune is a result of them being cautious and worried.

I say to those with half an ounce of sanity. If you believe this, if you believe this is the end and we are all on our way out then make yourself comfortable. Make your peace with god, get a plan with hospice. They will grant your ever wishes. They will dope you up. They will put you on life support or take away your life support. You can go with relative ease. Remember your last joyous moments and don't spend them paying attention to a bunch of media frenzy panic inducing dick hopping cowards.

Live like tomorrow does not exist. Always. Fuck the haters. They are not here to do shit. They are not here to help. They are not here to attack. They are here to cry like a cat who's tail has been stepped on in the justification that their cries will be heard and understood and they can get attention for reminding people of caution and being so truthful and in honestly the truth is a concept a coward will never understand.

Live it like its yours because it won't be yours forever. And if you do get sick and die well....
.... Shit happens. We have seen it our whole lives. Lost a lot of loved ones. It hurts and is sad. And the fact is it is a fact beyond statistics.

Go and be well and peace out and really fuck you if you enjoy those pain and suffering behind the warmth of your own cowardice. LOL

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

As much as I'd like to not become a cooler, if this shit is as contagious as it's made out to be, I'd rather just get it now. I know like 5 people in quarantine and 2 that have symptoms, with 1 having a positive test. I've interacted with these people in the past 2 weeks but nothing.