Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[It's Me Buttfuck McGee]

Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
If you see the local troon
Don't forget to scream

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

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The irony of a plural calling themselves 'I' and Kevie calling himself 'We' because he suddenly remembered he's a plural too is pretty strong.

 

[cinnamon doggie]

I am mostly unnerved by the fact that he won't shut up about being horny. That's got to be the worst thing about him. Who does that? Most people would feel awkward randomly declaring "I'm horny!" in front of their trusted spouse of a decade (because that's not how you initiate sex anyway), much less the entire internet full of complete strangers. Who cares? His dopamine receptors must be completely nuked. I can't ever imagine declaring that feeling, because healthy people don't center their identities around it. It would be like tweeting that I have to poo every day.

Also, the few people who do constantly talk about sex, definitely aren't normal or women. Sex addiction is one of those unfortunate things that's more common in one sex than the other, and it's mostly found in men. I've never sat with other females and talked about dog and dragon dildos. I don't know a single person who would do such a thing at all. It's not normal, which is why I and a lot of other people feel so incredibly disturbed by him constantly talking about being horny.

 

[BScCollateral]

I suspect that many (not all) transsexuals are a modern genital mutilation cult piggybacking on people who have legitimate problems they are trying to address.

Drag queens are a form of performance I don't particularly enjoy.

Not the same thing at all.

 

[Opiophile]

What the fuck? Am I crazy or does this dude have a gigantic tongue?

ETA:



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Citan Uzuki, why?

Goddamnit. Why did you have to post this? I don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy Xenogears again without seeing Ripley fucking Storm and his jawline whenever poor Citan speaks.

On a Kevvie note, how long has he been using the phrase "nerves waking up"? Since day 1 after his dick was inverted? You may regain some feeling where none is now Kevin, but you aren't going to magically grow the shit you need. Will this delusional bubble ever pop, or will he go on believing his nerves are on the never-ending journey of awakening?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I am mostly unnerved by the fact that he won't shut up about being horny. That's got to be the worst thing about him. Who does that?

It's because he ISN'T horny, he is just pretending. Srs destroys the majority of penis nerve cells. He also pumps himself full of hormones that reduce the libido. And then there is also the fact that he most likely has nerve damage from dick butchering.

It's like he is trying to be more horny than his fellow troon buddies with intact dicks. "See? I have a real vagina now and I'm soooo horny! Surgery was a success! Cum! Dicks! Dildos!"

It's a pathetic attempt to hide that srs nuked his libido & feelings.

 

[stupid fuck]

• "never got the hang of anal"
• "my vulva"
• "my vag"
• "nerves waking up"

kinda like he's got preloaded expressions to press play on when he needs to fart out a tweet

and i love how he starts addressing himself as "we" whenever he's reminded he's supposed be repping the #pluralgang for troony points

anyway

didn't he act like a cunt to someone for hornyposting like this? why's this tard special?


lol what


gives off a "i jerk off to myself in the mirror" vibe tbh


i was looking at Ripley's account again and checked out that @TEETH_GANG thing he says he runs, expecting furry porn - turns out it's just tons of troon e-begging retweets, so if you ever need more proof troons are a bunch of idiot parasites and grifters, this is the account for you


and more of Ripley's autistic furry crayon scribbles

Spoiler: mostly nsfw

who the fuck keeps requesting this "art"? and is Ripley fucking reetarded or what?



oh right, yes shi is

 

[Logical Fallacies]

• "never got the hang of anal"
• "my vulva"
• "my vag"
• "nerves waking up"

kinda like he's got preloaded expressions to press play on when he needs to fart out a tweet

and i love how he starts addressing himself as "we" whenever he's reminded he's supposed be repping the #pluralgang for troony points

anyway

didn't he act like a cunt to someone for hornyposting like this? why's this tard special?
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lol what
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gives off a "i jerk off to myself in the mirror" vibe tbh
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i was looking at Ripley's account again and checked out that @TEETH_GANG thing he says he runs, expecting furry porn - turns out it's just tons of troon e-begging retweets, so if you ever need more proof troons are a bunch of idiot parasites and grifters, this is the account for you
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and more of Ripley's autistic furry crayon scribbles

Spoiler: mostly nsfw

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who the fuck keeps requesting this "art"? and is Ripley fucking reetarded or what?

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oh right, yes shi is

That "art" is just pathetic. Everything troons do is either pathetic or degenerate. Sometimes both.

 

[sadstuck]

Why isn't he getting dogpiled right now? Taking things literally is a well known autism symptom.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

It's time for today's episode of "Parallel Lives," or "What's Kevin Doing While the Others Are Working?" At 10:07 this morning, the troons were out in the field savoring the wonder and the majesty of the alpaca haven they have created:

TheTenaciousUnicornRanch on Twitter

“Feild full of pacas🌈💜😊”

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TheTenaciousUnicornRanch on Twitter: "Feild full of pacas🌈💜😊… "

archived 4 Apr 2020 18:05:22 UTC

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But not all of the troons, because six minutes later, Kevie posted this shit:

Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Ikoria is set to be one of the weirdest sets ever I'm so fucking into this (Yes this is an official card, playable in black border games aka the main game everyone plays)”

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "Ikoria is set to be one …

archived 4 Apr 2020 18:07:33 UTC

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[Logical Fallacies]

It's time for today's episode of "Parallel Lives," or "What's Kevin Doing While the Others Are Working?" At 10:07 this morning, the troons were out in the field savoring the wonder and the majesty of the alpaca haven they have created:

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TheTenaciousUnicornRanch on Twitter

“Feild full of pacas🌈💜😊”

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TheTenaciousUnicornRanch on Twitter: "Feild full of pacas🌈💜😊… "

archived 4 Apr 2020 18:05:22 UTC

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But not all of the troons, because six minutes later, Kevie posted this shit:
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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Ikoria is set to be one of the weirdest sets ever I'm so fucking into this (Yes this is an official card, playable in black border games aka the main game everyone plays)”

twitter.com

Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "Ikoria is set to be one …

archived 4 Apr 2020 18:07:33 UTC

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It's really not fair. The scenery of the troon ranch is really beautiful. It makes me mad.

 

[s0mbra]

To the surprise of absolutely no one, KevKev is horny again (or claims to be)
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Good news everyone! His new dildo is arriving on Wednesday. But didn't he just say he was being patient? I bet sticking a monster dildo to your wound will help the recovery.
Plus some asspatting, of course

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Spoiler: More replies

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Itching again? I bet with how eager you are to wash anything it can only mean that the wound is healing
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Some bonus stuff!

KevKev gets angry about a joke he did not find funny.

Spoiler: Get on my level of smrt!

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The horny thing few messages ago got (in)famous, and totes does not give a fuck about all the haters

Spoiler: I'm fabulous you hear me??

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KevKev gets exited about new plural friend

Spoiler: How speshul she/he/it is

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Full image how we really don't care

Spoiler: The finger

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When booze alone just doesn't cut it

Spoiler: How cute

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and finally, we have this queen totally slaying

Spoiler: Stupidity

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Sorry had to stop reading the thread here for a moment
Kev has a friend who WORKS AT BAD DEAGON?
the animal dildo maker tied to a shit ton of zoophilia shit?????

Those alpacas and dogs and fuck me

Edit: also still pretty sure "being unable to scratch an itch" is a major sign of nerve damage. I could be wrong but I think I've heard that before...

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Aren't alpacas really expensive to raise and farm?

 

[CisTrans_Isomerism]

So maybe it's just me, but whenever I hear about transwomen and/or troons in general lament their vaginoplasty, it makes me wonder if they think that the female genetalia is some bastion of sexual sensation and super responsive in the first place. Like they somehow expect to still have the same level of sexual stimulation after the fact. Even if the vaginoplasty was a perfect one to one replication of a real vagina (which it isn't, as we know), do they not realize that the age-old joke of females never orgasming isn't 100% a joke? I guess not, since none of them have probably ever seen a real vagina in the wild, let alone serviced one.

After all, a man's glans is compromised of a huge bundle of nerve endings; makes it super easy to get off, compared to a woman's vaginal canal, which has less concentrated bundles of nerves. Stimulation was never an issue for these troons because they had sexual stimulation on easy mode since day one.

If anything, the surgery is giving them an accurate female experience when it comes to sexual stimulus, what with the difficulty most natal women experience achieving orgasm from penetration alone. Shouldn't that make them more ~EUPHORIC~ now that they can truly know what females have to work with? Top it all off with much lower testosterone than normal and their libidos are going to tank considerably. They'll likely never experience fully satisfying orgasm ever again.

Like I said in a previous post, I'm all for people doing whatever they want to their bodies, provided it doesn't hurt anyone else. I don't care about the actual surgery process since it's not my junk being rearranged. But goddamn, some of these troons being disappointed or regretting the decision to literally halve their sexual epicenter and invert it, thinking they would still experience the same gratification afterward, does frustrate me a bit.

While their "vaginal canal" certainly doesn't have any of the sensation of a biological woman's, the real issue is that no amount of mutilating their dick and balls is equivalent to providing them with a clitoris, not in any functional or histological sense. Cause, yanno, that needs to have been formed in embryogenesis through the presence of the second X chromosomes, or absence of the Y chromosome and the vital genes that it will trigger or inactivate (biology is cissexist). It's true, most women do not or cannot orgasm from vaginal penetration (even if it feels pleasurable to them), but what they do absolutely orgasm from, and quite easily, is clitoral stimulation. So for the troons that chop it off, they've essentially removed the male homologue of the clitoris (though the clitoris actually contains about twice as many nerve endings as the glans of the penis) and thus any means of achieving orgasm that doesn't involve prostate stimulation.
Edit: words

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

While their "vaginal canal" certainly doesn't have any of the sensation of a biological woman's, the real issue is that no amount of mutilating their dick and balls is equivalent to providing them with a clitoris, not in any functional or histological sense. Cause, yanno, that needs to have been formed in embryogenesis through the presence of the second X chromosomes, or absence of the Y chromosome and the vital genes that it will trigger or inactivate (biology is cissexist). It's true, most women do not or cannot orgasm from vaginal penetration (even if it feels pleasurable to them), but what they do absolutely orgasm from, and quite easily, is clitoral stimulation. So for the troons that chop it off, they've essentially removed the male homologue of the clitoris (though the clitoris actually contains about twice as many nerve endings as the glans of the penis) and thus any means of achieving orgasm that doesn't involve prostate stimulation.
Edit: words

Good. Takes them out of the gene pool, and, once the honeymoon period of I HAVE A VAGINA!!11!uwu/// has worn off, perhaps they're realise just how fucking stupid they were to completely destroy their ability to experience sexual pleasure (ironically while in pursuit of an ever-greater sexual thrill).

Or perhaps they'll just lie and encourage other idiots to get the chop too because it makes them feel better. Heaven forfend any troon actually admit that a dickflip only wrecks their sex lives.

 

[0 0]

• "never got the hang of anal"
• "my vulva"
• "my vag"
• "nerves waking up"

kinda like he's got preloaded expressions to press play on when he needs to fart out a tweet

and i love how he starts addressing himself as "we" whenever he's reminded he's supposed be repping the #pluralgang for troony points

anyway

didn't he act like a cunt to someone for hornyposting like this? why's this tard special?
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lol what
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gives off a "i jerk off to myself in the mirror" vibe tbh
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i was looking at Ripley's account again and checked out that @TEETH_GANG thing he says he runs, expecting furry porn - turns out it's just tons of troon e-begging retweets, so if you ever need more proof troons are a bunch of idiot parasites and grifters, this is the account for you
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and more of Ripley's autistic furry crayon scribbles

Spoiler: mostly nsfw

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who the fuck keeps requesting this "art"? and is Ripley fucking reetarded or what?

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oh right, yes shi is

It's almost endearing how Ripley really doesn't understand how to do any perspective beyond facing the camera. Or it would be if he didn't draw it with gratuitous nudity with anatomically correct animal dongs. It's clear he spends time on it given the shading, color, and varying line quality. But the guy just cannot draw. If it didn't have any pornographic qualities, I'd legitimately believe it if you told me these were grade schoolers sharing art between each other.

It's time for today's episode of "Parallel Lives," or "What's Kevin Doing While the Others Are Working?" At 10:07 this morning, the troons were out in the field savoring the wonder and the majesty of the alpaca haven they have created:

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TheTenaciousUnicornRanch on Twitter

“Feild full of pacas🌈💜😊”

twitter.com

TheTenaciousUnicornRanch on Twitter: "Feild full of pacas🌈💜😊… "

archived 4 Apr 2020 18:05:22 UTC

archive.li

But not all of the troons, because six minutes later, Kevie posted this shit:
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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Ikoria is set to be one of the weirdest sets ever I'm so fucking into this (Yes this is an official card, playable in black border games aka the main game everyone plays)”

twitter.com

Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "Ikoria is set to be one …

archived 4 Apr 2020 18:07:33 UTC

archive.li

I actually didn't understand what was weird about this until I remembered Kevin has a fetish for getting crushed. Since he's an egocentric oaf, heassumes everyone else thinks this card would also be as unexpectedly enthralling as he does because Kevin's never heard of a "stampede" before.

 

[Death of a Waifu]

Reading this thread, all I can think is that it takes some serious balls to post publicly constantly about your kinks with your actual, real-life face attached to them, but those balls are long gone.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Reading this thread, all I can think is that it takes some serious balls to post publicly constantly about your kinks with your actual, real-life face attached to them, but those balls are long gone.

It only takes balls if you have anything to lose by doing it. Kevin has no job to lose, no friends that aren't as degenerate as he is and it seems like his family has little to no contact with him so I doubt they check his twitter.

The worst thing that can happen to him because of his tweets is a few random people laugh at him, and quite frankly I think that gets him off.

 

[cinnamon doggie]

I'm here to laugh at kevin, not watch people sperg out about dick surgery. He got his balls chopped off and now his crotch is rotting, who cares if he's still technically capable of orgasm or not? If he were, we would have heard about it by now. He's been living on a farm with several other troons with functioning dicks for months and he certainly hasn't made any moves.

I feel like sperging out about it is a part of making fun of him. You can only make so much fun before you start critically thinking about why and how this person got so fucked up in the first place. And some people are so disgusting that it's hard to make fun of, anyway. We're speaking about a person who eats the puss that comes from his rotting inverted dick wound. Makes me think Chris Chan is tame.

 

[Haesindang Park]

He got his balls chopped off and now his crotch is rotting

If only this scares guys from going MtF. I wonder how did we have an increase of MtF transgender in our general population when such a procedure to become one sounds painful and scary to most men.