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[Mr Snek]

It's time for today's episode of "Parallel Lives," or "What's Kevin Doing While the Others Are Working?" At 10:07 this morning, the troons were out in the field savoring the wonder and the majesty of the alpaca haven they have created:

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Oh dear, if that's the troon ranch, they're in for a lot of trouble trying to get anything to survive. Alpacas are hardier than most farm animals, but they still need some amount of nutrition and that grass is completely dry and dead. The alpacas will eat it, but they won't get any nutrition and will very quickly start losing weight, and with how short the grass is they'll eat it to the ground within a few weeks, depending on how large the farm is. I hope for the alpacas sake they get some rain soon, because the ranch will be very short lived without it. Unless they plan on buying feed, which as whole other can of worms. Aside from that, the fence I can see won't keep in alpacas if they're determined to get through it.

It wouldn't surprise me if the troon squad figured that running a ranch meant letting the animals into a barren field and petting them once in a while.

 

[Club Sandwich]

It wouldn't surprise me if the troon squad figured that running a ranch meant letting the animals into a barren field and petting them once in a while.

save alpaca

 

[Tomssu]

Just sad

The toughest "where is waldo?" game ever

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

The toughest "where is waldo?" game ever
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I see the image and I thought “Oh shit Kevvie is actually helping out with some of the DIY around the ranc...”
*clearing out space for his stuffed animals*
“Oh never mind..”

 

[stupid fuck]

 

[SqueakyClean]

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My fucking god, now I see why he has "perfected" his selfie, that's as good as it gets boys. This dude has a head like OJ Simpson, imagine if he would have just picked something more normal like gay bear (and had a modicum of work ethic) he probably could have looked like Lou Ferrigno's poops in his prime.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Damn I never realized how fucking big his head is. Those glasses arms are spread out trying to sit on that fat face.

 

[Puddleduck]

Damn I never realized how fucking big his head is. Those glasses arms are spread out trying to sit on that fat face.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume they're children's glasses...

 

[tiggles]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume they're children's glasses...

they’re women’s glasses, they don’t fit him because troons aren’t women

 

[Syntaxion]

On a Kevvie note, how long has he been using the phrase "nerves waking up"? Since day 1 after his dick was inverted?

because they go to sleep at night

And I'm not even fully joking, he did claim his "vagina fell asleep" some weeks ago, so, it does seem like they have a sleep rhythm.

 

[Kuwomi]

And I'm not even fully joking, he did claim his "vagina fell asleep" some weeks ago, so, it does seem like they have a sleep rhythm.

I think he meant like the way your arm falls asleep/goes numb if you lay on it for too long. Which I'm pretty sure isn't supposed to happen with genitals.

 

[Karen™]

The toughest "where is waldo?" game ever
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I choose to believe the slightly more productive troons are making their paypig live in a crawlspace.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I think he meant like the way your arm falls asleep/goes numb if you lay on it for too long. Which I'm pretty sure isn't supposed to happen with genitals.

Lol his multilated crotch went numb and he claims that is was just his "vag" sleeping.

Which is it Kevin? Either your nerves are "waking up" or "falling asleep".

He most likely has more nerve damage than what's normal for such an invasive surgery.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

On a Kevvie note, how long has he been using the phrase "nerves waking up"? Since day 1 after his dick was inverted? You may regain some feeling where none is now Kevin, but you aren't going to magically grow the shit you need. Will this delusional bubble ever pop, or will he go on believing his nerves are on the never-ending journey of awakening?

Lol his multilated crotch went numb and he claims that is was just his "vag" sleeping.

Which is it Kevin? Either your nerves are "waking up" or "falling asleep".

He most likely has more nerve damage than what's normal for such an invasive surgery.

I wasn’t gonna post this since I thought there not comparable (and ventures into TMI) however the more I think about it the more I think its quite similar.

I have a pretty large fucked up scar and the things that Kevie is talking about sound the same as what I get.

• Weird itch that cannot reach,
• Random pain
• Numbness/tingling

I still get all these to this day and my scar is now decades old. Weird thing is I feel these sensations when thinking about it. Also to answer the numbness question, my scar is easily the most numb place on my body

 

[Quiet Dignity]

I think he meant like the way your arm falls asleep/goes numb if you lay on it for too long. Which I'm pretty sure isn't supposed to happen with genitals.

You know when you fall asleep like this

and when you wake up there's 10 seconds of mild panic, like "hoho shit, maybe my arms will never work again"? Ladies, imagine that, but instead of your arms it's your vagina. Horrible! Gents, imagine it's your vagina too, but you're waking up from a dream where you were using your penis for something. "Hoho shit..."

 

[stupid fuck]

suspicions confirmed


you sound like a gay man doing a Dr Frink impression


some gross


oh you go girl


selfie time


because you're a walking fake hormone cocktail


again with this "trans are better at sex" delusion


if he can't get the hang of anal, i'm sure he'll get the hang of busting open his swamphole


this seems unnecessary


lmao what the fuck

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I keep having to remind myself that this is NOT his "lewd" Twitter account, somehow.

 

[illhavetwo]

if he can't get the hang of anal, i'm sure he'll get the hang of busting open his swamphole
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Seriously, what is he planning to do with that dildo? He doesn't like anal so it's not for shoving up his ass, but he's also not yet cleared for penetration with regular sized dicks and I'm assuming the dildo is a massive sized wolf dick or something.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Seriously, what is he planning to do with that dildo? He doesn't like anal so it's not for shoving up his ass, but he's also not yet cleared for penetration with regular sized dicks and I'm assuming the dildo is a massive sized wolf dick or something.

He's like Chris Chan who bought the same game for the Xbox 360 and PS3. They just need to consume all the time.

 

[It's Me Buttfuck McGee]

Kevin is the Grand Wizard of coomers