Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Jeff Gazetti]

I would think that if youtube were to demonetize a channel, they would do so because the content of the video is highlighting all the jackass things a mentally handicapped boonie say/does but not just for some curse words.

Don’t get me wrong, I understand nudity and swallowing one’s own semen is out of the question but quoting the word “fuck” or “shit” or whatever was written in those emails is over the top IMO

 

[A Grey Cat]

Mods can you either lock this thread or move it the comprehensive history or random thoughts and questions thread?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris describing how he should be treated and approached by people went from egotistical and lazy to sounding like a zookeeper telling people what not to do before they bring the chimp out. Chris is incapable of understanding that many people have social anxieties and issues, not just autistics (namely himself) and that the whole world isn't full of Chads and Staceys hanging out at bars and fucking all night. A lot of Chris' life can be described with "I would like the favorable outcome of a certain action, but would like someone else to put forth the effort of that action"

The "interview" with Hans Aspergers reminds me of his LEGO therapy with Dr Wolf and of course his Sonichu parallels to his life. When Chris was a non-verbal child he must have had counselors who asked him to speak his feelings through toys, puppets, doodles, etc and that's just something he does to make himself happy.

Also Barb sounds like a psychotic cunt who should've probably been in jail or therapy. It's pretty clear that she manipulates people and that Chris learned that same behavior by doing his Hellen Keller impression when mad at his patients. I can't imagine the amount of bullshit Bob just let slide to not have to deal with her immediate suicide threats. The hoard being a great example of his broken spirit. The world will be better off without her when she finally dies in 2054.

Yeah. Imagine what the Dreaming studio could have been if not for the horde. So after she was insulted by her son and husband not eating the dinner she prepared, Barb would take that personal and cease cooking for her household afterward. It was all eating out afterward. I guess we can also blame her for Chris' obesity too.

 

[2021Murder]

Hes cranking this shit out. He might end up being caught up if hes stuck inside the next 5 months

 

[Mage]

Are you serious?
Mods, please shut this down.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

BARB JERKS OFF PIGS. SHE GETS DOWN ON HER KNEES AND CRAWLS THROUGH THE PIGPISS MUD SLOP AND SNUGGLES UP TO THE PIG, HER FINGERS TRACING ALONG IT’S BELLY UNTIL SHE FINDS IT’S COCK. SHE BEGINS TUGGING AND STROKING AS HER TWAT MOISTENS, HER BREASTS SWELLING AND HER NIPPLES BEGIN TO STICK OUT LIKE ERASERS ON A FRESH #2 PENCIL. SHE GRUNTS WITH SATISFACTION AS THE PIG BEGINS EAGERLY THRUSTING INTO HER HAND, HER GRIP NOW TIGHTENING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE PIG’S GREASY CORKSCREW COCK. SHE LOWERS HER HEAD TO WATCH THE COCK WORK IN HER HAND, GROANS WITH SATISFACTION AND BEGINS WORKING HER CLIT WITH HER OTHER MUDDY HAND, HER HIPS GYRATING WITH THE RHYTHM OF THE PIG’S THRUSTING. “OH FUCKING JESUS GOD YES..” SHE GASPS. SHE CHANGES POSITIONS, STILL MAINTAINING CONTROL OF THE FEVERISHLY THRUSTING COCK AS THE PIG’S SQUEALING INTENSIFIES. SHE LEANS FORWARD AND WITH HER LIPS ALMOST TOUCHING THE PIG’S EAR, SHE WHISPERS COLE'S NAME AND BEGINS TO SHUDDER. SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION AGAIN TO THE PIGS SWOLLEN MEMBER ROCKING IN HER HAND. SHE PRESSES IT BETWEEN HER HAND AND HER FACE, THE PIG THRUSTING IT AGAINST HER CHEEKS AS SHE DROOLS. WITH A MASSIVE GRUNT AND A HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL, THE PIG’S BALLS EXPLODE, BEGINNING A MASSIVE SHOWER OF HOT, SOUR PIG JIZZ. BARB CUPS ONE HAND UNDER THE FOUNTAIN OF STEAMING GENETIC MATERIAL GATHERING IT IN HER HAND AS THE THRUSTING COMES TO AN END. THE PIG SHUDDERS AND BEGINS TO WALK TO THE TROUGH OF SLOP IN THE CORNER OF IT’S PEN, BUT BARB TACKLES IT TO THE GROUND. SHE LIFTS IT’S TAIL AND SMEARS THE HANDFUL OF PIG LOAD INTO THE PIG’S OWN FETID BUTTHOLE, TURNING FLAKES OF CRUSTY PIG SHIT INTO A PIGSHIT-PIGJIZZ MUD SLOP ON THE PIGS ASS. NOW SHE TILTS HER HEAD TO THE SKY AND SCREAMS CHRIS'S FULL NAME, NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE TIMES. SHE SLAMS HER FACE FULL FORCE INTO THE PIG’S BUTTHOLE AND IT’S WREATH OF SHITSEMEN PUDDING, HER TONGUE MACHINE GUN FLICKING THE RIM AND THEN BURYING ITSELF TO THE HILT INSIDE THE PIG’S HOT COLON. BARB WORKS HER TONGUE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE PIGS ASS, AND THEN AS A FEW INCOHERENT SYLLABLES ESCAPED HER NOW BROWN LIPS, SPURTS OF FEMALE EJACULATE SPURT FROM HER PULSATING CUNT. EXHAUSTED, SHE COLLAPSES IN THE MUD, ROLLS OVER ONTO HER BACK, AND LIGHTS A CIGARETTE. SHE TAKES ONE LONG DRAG, LOOKS AGAIN TO THE SKY, AND SPEAKS HER NAME ONE LAST TIME BEFORE SHE DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP. THAT’S BARB. BARB DOES THAT.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I thought it was fun to pause the video and read the entire tism riddled emails. Also I hadn't seen the terrible animations where the Chris character repeatedly bares his fangs at Asperger... lmao!!! Man, Chris never learns. Just nowadays, instead of "I'm gonna beat your face down" or something it's "I'm gonna zap you with my powers and you're gonna die in the merge!" Same shit, just more faggoty, really.

 

[SamuellyGenie]

Before this gets locked or moved or whatever, whatever was censored in those emails in Part 34 were originally censored by the troll that leaked those emails in the first place. To my recollection, all that was bleeped out was the trolls' alias' names, not swear words, which were never explicitly revealed to begin with. I have absolutely no trouble with reciting profanity, and do so whenever it appears. Monetization is not an issue since the channel is not and will not ever be monetized.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

"Hans, do you agree that I have the right to my own opinions?"

(awkward silence for about half a minute)

"JA!"

 

[Hogar Grupal]

"Hans, do you agree that I have the right to my own opinions?"

(awkward silence for about half a minute)

"JA!"

Did Chris really think he had the rights to his own opinions?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Maybe he doesn't want to cuss. Maybe he has some agreement with YouTube. Maybe he did it just to annoy you, OP.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

You know, I completely forgot chris started the tranny shit before bob died. I thought Bob went to the grave not knowing his son was a fucking degenerate. RIP Internet Lumberjack.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

You know, I completely forgot chris started the tranny shit before bob died. I thought Bob went to the grave not knowing his son was a fucking degenerate. RIP Internet Lumberjack.

According to Chris, he stated that Bob got used to it. I think that is a lie. Then the video of him in skirt digging up Patti a think a month prior to his death.

Bob must've thought: "Damn how much more attention could Chris get into?" If he was still alive, I don't think Chris would be suffering as much as he is now. Cause Barb sure as fuck isn't helping at all.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

You know, I completely forgot chris started the tranny shit before bob died. I thought Bob went to the grave not knowing his son was a fucking degenerate. RIP Internet Lumberjack.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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2010? seems like Chris was having these thoughts for some time. I thought he was thinking about it on 2011. I mean everyone saw the signs (wearing bras, effeminate gestures). I'm surprised they didn't take Chris to a shrink, then again, they might have the same feeling as they did when Borb was told by Greene county to get specialized schooling for Chris and had just hope Chris would go through a phase and it would go away.

 

[Shabobus]

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It's weird Chris labeled that 2010. I thought the tomgirl stuff didn't start until early 2011.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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The dialogue should have went like this.
Bob: "Christian, you faggot! Since when did you start wearing dresses. I bet you wanna ride my wrinkly hedgehog, sicko!"
Chris: "Well, the skirt does provide easy access, and it helps to air out the smell"
Barb: " I always knew the day would come when I would had to compete with my son for a sexual partner. I've taught you well in the ways of the whore, son. Now, let's have a good ol' fashioned whore-off. First one to reach anal prolapse loses"

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Chris’s larval Tomgirl stage was put on hold when Barb literally cut his hair against his will, plus Bob dying almost immediately after. That’s why people tend to forget that it didn’t start right when he croaked; IIRC it was just another horrifying image set of Chris doing something depraved under the very misguided assumption that it’ll yield positive attention.

Then after the 2011 hit and run incident he just sort of dropped off the face of the earth save for Facebook throughout 2012-2013. If there was any absolute low point in Chris’s life, it was definitely that two year period. He looked absolutely horrible (like, more than usual) in almost all of his selfies; severe eyebags, what seemed like some sort of skin inflammation, and just looking miserable in general. I think it played a huge role in Chris’s sudden personality shift since that was probably the first genuine depression he was ever in; his only competent parent, the one who bailed him out and defended him from trouble countless times, was gone and he had to slowly realize that his carefree days of TCGs, vidya, and LEGOs were over.

He didn’t become a better person, no, but hardship definitely made him slightly more functional in the sense that he can pay bills and actually be motivated to market himself (in an incredibly half-assed way, but still...). He started pulling away from his decrepit parent’s backwards views, and managed to scrape together some kind of social life. Chris isn’t better holistically as a human being, but he basically became the Diet Coke version of his old self— not as destructive, but tastes blander and has unknown long term consequences.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

As someone who didn't know about CWC until a few years ago, this documentary does a great job at introducing him to all the newbies. There are definitely moments where words don't suffice when it comes to describing Chris' actions, and simply watching or listening to it unfold works for the best.

As far as locking this thread, we should just keep it open to allow updates of videos to be posted.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

As someone who didn't know about CWC until a few years ago, this documentary does a great job at introducing him to all the newbies. There are definitely moments where words don't suffice when it comes to describing Chris' actions, and simply watching or listening to it unfold works for the best.

As far as locking this thread, we should just keep it open to allow updates of videos to be posted.

I get why the old guard can get irritated by the episodes, but even though I have followed him for years, these documentaries give a good overview of how everything connects chronologically (which can be hard to get from just reading the CWCki.)

Also, I like Geno as a narrator.

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At least he died before his daughter-son started drawing giant melon tits on himself.