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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Listening to a 38 year old male go on and on about his birthday.

His biggest worry is if Katherine will make him a good cake. Which she's so excited about making, by the way.
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He also cried about how he didn't get anything for his bday last year

Those $4000 he got from his parents to pay his taxes doesn't count, I guess, or how most likely his parents also paid for his whole wedding and travel expenses
 
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iLoveDoe said:
He also cried about how he didn't get anything for his bday last year

Those $4000 he got from his parents to pay his taxes doesn't count, I guess, or how most likely his parents also paid for his whole wedding and travel expenses
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i'm sure it was worked out that he made a tiny payment, if he made any kind of down payment at all towards his 2018 taxes in 2019

his monthly $500 payments (declared on his bankruptcy), and the balance remaining, showed he consistently made that payment, and only that payment

so accounting for interest and other fees, it's safe to assume he put near nothing down on it after he begged for that money in 2019
 
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xenomorph said:
Phil had a thread on 4chan /tv/ board here asking who will play him in his biopic and some posters had no idea who he was a quick google search for one poster revealed Kiwi Farms and well:

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some of them get some good licks at phil, the others are the pot calling the kettle black xD

edit: one guy believes theres only 20 unique/daily users haha what a tardcum
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Since the autism theory is he's trying to 'hide' tips as being income (by saying their gifts so its not business related, essentially) I wonder if thats why he"s pushing tips so hard.
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Awful Meerkat said:
Because he thinks he can pocket them without taxes, they don't go through Twitch and he used to throw them on his super-secret second Paypal. This, of course, backfired because he's an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work life works.
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His filing shows he's not hiding income unless he has some mystery source of income that is the same as his tip income every month. He's even talked on stream multiple times (prior to this bankruptcy stuff) about how tips are not donations to a charity and that he has to pay tax on them.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
He also cried about how he didn't get anything for his bday last year

Those $4000 he got from his parents to pay his taxes doesn't count, I guess, or how most likely his parents also paid for his whole wedding and travel expenses
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"happy birthday khat!" for your birthday I paid my back taxes so we can continue loving our life together for another few months!
 
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architect said:
So I've looked at the numbers of the last 8 days of never before seen positivity. Seriously, you guys have been coming out and supporting him like never before. It's insane. It's probably the most positive, recurring thing we've had in YEARS. Let's see what a month of such insane positivity would mean for Phil.

Over the last 8 days:

He made around $429.57 in cheers
He made around $2088 in tips

If we assume a 30-day month with 4 days off he would be on route to making $1396.10 in cheers and $6786 in tips for a combined $8182.10

If we use March's numbers for subscriptions and Youtube CPM he would end up making:

$10942.10-$12762.1

Which is pretty much what he made in February. It would still be above average compared to previous months but it's obvious that never before seen positivity in tips would be accompanied by never before seen NEGATIVITY in bits. It's almost as if the beggar is celebrating the fact that he's receiving money he can use for mobile games IMMEDIATELY instead of the actual amounts themselves (and the fact that he's managed to finally convert his wheelchairs to tippers instead of cheerers).
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So Phil is on pace to make around the same amount of money for the month, just shifted to tips instead of cheers. But considering what we know, doesn't that mean he actually takes home less money long term? Processing fees take a chunk out of every tip he gets, as admitted by Phil when demanding his paypigs who tip multiple times to ask a bunch of questions either tip 1.30 each time to cover the fee or consolidate all their questions into one big tip so he only gets charged the fee once (bonus: he can ignore it easier this way). Also it is my understanding that he pays a fee to get his tip money right away instead of waiting for the end of the month.

It would indeed be the most Phil thing ever to be super excited for more short term money when he's actually not making as much in the long term. Like that psychology experiment where you offer a child a small reward now or a large reward latter.
 
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Something else he got baited into talking about last night was the fact that some tiger apparently caught the Wuhan and he went on a mini rant “I thought only we could get it I thought it was only affecting us! But now it kinda seems like everything we’re doing is pointless if animals like birds and shit are just spreading it and transmitting it!”

like brah, animals have tons of disease they don’t usually spread to us, it’s generally a rule to not eat or fuck weird animals because that’s how their gonna get us sick(and don’t let them bite you)

it’s also clear the way he talks he only cares because it’s affecting him, it’s making his wife come home early and slighty inconveniences him when he leaves to buy groceries. One thing I’ve always said about this guy is it’s clear he doesn’t give a fuck about anything besides himself, he wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire in front of him, just keep it off his lawn so he doesn’t gotta call someone to clean up your remains
 
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GeorgeFulci said:
One is him raising attention to beg for money while the other is avoided in order to not let the viewers raise attention to what he did with the money. They blindly give him money, and he knows that he has to keep them believing his lies. If they catch on to him then he is done. This is how it has always been with Phil never acknowledging anything on stream. He uses his repetitious words as a way to brainwash his simple minded audience and it pays off for him.
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He tends to shut up when he can't figure out a way to avoid responsibility; this is a rare case where Pig knows he fucked this up, and he can't find something to blame besides himself. In situations like that, the narcissistic manchild will just silently fume and hope that people forget.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
So I just realized that last year this nigga cried about risking on losing his house if he couldn't pay his taxes in time but this year he actually risks losing his house since the court saw through his bullshit about having no assets to sell to pay off his debts and he doesn't say a goddamn peep about it

What's wrong with this dood
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He's a liar. With the situation last year he could spin it in any way he wants since we literally had no information. Most information I ever seen Phil give for any situation was his staples generic office folder with his important information in it.

This year - we got this dude. Everything is at our finger tips - and he can't squirm his way out of it. If he says one wrong fucked up thing - 1. Someone will call him out and either receive some red herring or get banned. Maybe even both. 2. Someone records it an sends it to Nancy or whoever runs shit at this point and then realizes he committed perjury.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
So Phil is on pace to make around the same amount of money for the month, just shifted to tips instead of cheers. But considering what we know, doesn't that mean he actually takes home less money long term? Processing fees take a chunk out of every tip he gets, as admitted by Phil when demanding his paypigs who tip multiple times to ask a bunch of questions either tip 1.30 each time to cover the fee or consolidate all their questions into one big tip so he only gets charged the fee once (bonus: he can ignore it easier this way). Also it is my understanding that he pays a fee to get his tip money right away instead of waiting for the end of the month.

It would indeed be the most Phil thing ever to be super excited for more short term money when he's actually not making as much in the long term. Like that psychology experiment where you offer a child a small reward now or a large reward latter.
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Subs aren't being included here, either, so he's actually ahead of his usual pace. I'd also note that his Paypal fees are pretty minimal for the most part. It's 2.9% + 30 cents on each tip, and 1% if he can't wait like a day to transfer it out of the account. So maybe $600-1000 overall, and less if he can exhibit any patience at all.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Something else he got baited into talking about last night was the fact that some tiger apparently caught the Wuhan and he went on a mini rant “I thought only we could get it I thought it was only affecting us! But now it kinda seems like everything we’re doing is pointless if animals like birds and shit are just spreading it and transmitting it!”

like brah, animals have tons of disease they don’t usually spread to us, it’s generally a rule to not eat or fuck weird animals because that’s how their gonna get us sick(and don’t let them bite you)

it’s also clear the way he talks he only cares because it’s affecting him, it’s making his wife come home early and slighty inconveniences him when he leaves to buy groceries. One thing I’ve always said about this guy is it’s clear he doesn’t give a fuck about anything besides himself, he wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire in front of him, just keep it off his lawn so he doesn’t gotta call someone to clean up your remains
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feline coronavirus is quite common in cats

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even phil said this himself a while ago, maybe he was being sarcastic about being concerned

edit: already trying to force someone to come up with something else after ppl stop paying for the vest

ofcourse it was caveats, limitations, restrictions
 
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actually said:
Not sure why he's bothering. He's already gotten $100 in tips (at least). exceptional individuals will be paying for that vest for weeks, it seems.
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I think the reason the vest gets the tardbux, is because it wasn't something forced (in the beginning) by phil, it was a meme created by his wheelchair viewers, and i'm not surprised phil will drive it into the ground for short term profit

his bitcheer alerts and any other alerts that he came up with, dead

the cowboy hat, which he came up with, dead

"pay me to name/build shit", dead cause he is months behind

onto the next scam
 
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