Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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The big kitty cat doesn't want you to rub its belly and scratch its head. The big kitty cat wants to bat you around with its claws, torture the shit out of you until you are mostly dead, then rip your throat out.
Well, not all.

Certain people really bond with big cats. I don't know what it is but there's that guy in South Africa where the lions he works with slam him to the ground just to lick him all over. Cheetahs have a history of domestication but the other big cats don't. Lions and tigers can weigh several hundred pound, I don't think I'd survive having one knock me down even if all it wanted was to give me a tongue bath
 
Well, not all.

Certain people really bond with big cats. I don't know what it is but there's that guy in South Africa where the lions he works with slam him to the ground just to lick him all over. Cheetahs have a history of domestication but the other big cats don't. Lions and tigers can weigh several hundred pound, I don't think I'd survive having one knock me down even if all it wanted was to give me a tongue bath

Big cats seem to be better pets than their smaller cousins if you manage to befriend one when it's a kitty.
 

This does a great job of compiling a lot of what we already know. I had heard they were coming out with this, but I hadn’t expected them to go with the escaped bioweapon angle. Seems like this was an accidental release. It’s a good thing they hadn't truly weaponized the corona virus or we’d all be seriously fucked.
 
Dominic Raab chairs the coronavirus press briefing

Direct Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obwgBcvFgNM

Archive
https://archive.vn/5eZE2

Local upload


Briefing notes
https://web.archive.org/web/2020040...518/FINAL_Press_Conference_slides_7_April.pdf

Apart from the 5th it does look like the daily deaths are trending down

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How the UK compares to other countries
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Lots of cunty questions from reporters trying to trip up Raab on whether he has prime ministerial powers to decide if the cabinet cannot agree and to set new policy. Either answer gives them an excuse to panic monger. He politely avoids the question.
 
It will be interesting to see if there will be a new baby boom after this. When our current baby boom generation was created, there wasn't a reliable way to avoid pregnancy other than abstinence, so those babies were just the natural result of having sex. Now, we have many different contraceptive methods (pill, IUD, shot, patch, etc), so a baby boom now would be the result of a conscious choice to go off the contraceptives and make babies.

That's so sweet and naive, I remember when I thought there was widespread understanding and use of contraception. As available as it is, I've met a dozen-odd people in the last year or so who acted like their children fell out of the sky by surprise. After talking about it in a few social situations, I've come to learn that the terrifying truth (at least where I am) is that the MEN seem much more interested and worried about birth control, while the women seemed to have little more than a begrudging, passing glance at it. I've heard all kinds of explanations, but one girl said something to the effect of "only powersluts really worry about that. Most of us are on the pill and if we like the guy we're dating we can tie him down and make it seem accidental." It's spooky to me at least. I could see a lot of divorces and inadvertant babies coming from people hanging out while abortions aren't being performed.

A few notes from my circle:
-Wuhan folks living there are still spread out intheir home villages and towns. No one's there unless that's their only living situation. It seems to be a "yeah, only a dumbass would go back now" attitude for those who are staying out. Sounds like industries are being selectively activated and it can take a lot to get everything running with personnel spread out.
-Odd attitude from some U.S. people, even those on the ground floor of EMS and hospitals. Some ED's are relatively quiet with no accidents or incidents to fill them up, even drug seekers are staying away from the hospital if they can.
-Arthritic patients on plaquenil may have to stretch their current supply. India and China make a pretty big assortment of meds, and there's a slide floating around from a presentation showing our usage for staple drugs being 100-300% our monthly average, and our replacement rates are around 30% of that. Could be seeing med shortages pretty soon a lot like PPE in the U.S. I expect there're some nasty arguments and negotiations going on behind closed doors.
-Haven't been hearing from contacts in PA and IL. Normally we hear in form them, but I'm curious if they're stuffed with patients. It's been interesting hearing about the city hospitals crammed with patients and nowhere to put them. Some nurses have cought the sickness and gotten taken down pretty quickly from the sound of it, supposedly healthy ones too. I think high stress and long shifts combine with a ton of exposure to weaken them, and any additional risk factor ends up finishing the job.
 
Well, not all.

Certain people really bond with big cats. I don't know what it is but there's that guy in South Africa where the lions he works with slam him to the ground just to lick him all over. Cheetahs have a history of domestication but the other big cats don't. Lions and tigers can weigh several hundred pound, I don't think I'd survive having one knock me down even if all it wanted was to give me a tongue bath

Looks like a good way to get Grizzly Manned. Apex predators aren't pets. I barely trust my own 10 pound tabby. I'm pretty sure if I don't wake up in a timely manner to give him breakfast he will eat my face. Hope the poor tyke doesn't get Carona tho. He just turned 14.
 
Giving to charity doesn't absolve you of Greed. The original republican measure to tackle the virus was turned down because it had a slush fund. What's to stop him from secreting away money now that nobody is overseeing this very important relief fund?
About $5m in bribes less than there was before he fired that one guy.

We're talking about $4,500,000,000,000. There is and never was any hope of oversight.

edit: To put this in perspective, if you bought, 4.5 trillion $1 jr. bacon cheeseburgers, and then stacked them up, you would have 76 and a quarter stacks that would reach from the surface of the Earth to the surface of the Sun. No one should be trusted to oversee this much money.
 
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Outside China:

1,346,719 confirmed / 78,685 dead / 223,357 recovered

1263634 / 71344 / 199326 yesterday

Iran

62,589 confirmed / 3,872 dead / 27,039 recovered

60500 / 3739 / 24236 yesterday

USA

398,185 confirmed / 12,844 dead / 21,849 recovered JohnHopkins
398,789 confirmed / 12,908 dead / 22083 recovered Infection2020

367507 / 10908 / 19598 yesterday JohnHopkins
368137 / 10937 / 19828 yesterday Infection2020

Spain

141,942 confirmed / 14,045 dead / 43,208 recovered

136675 / 13341 / 40437 yesterday

Italy

135,586 confirmed / 17,127 dead / 24,392 recovered

132547 / 16523 / 22837 yesterday

France

110,070 confirmed / 10,343 dead / 19,523 recovered

98984 / 8926 / 17429 yesterday

Germany

107,663 confirmed / 2,016 dead / 36,081 recovered

103374 / 1810 / 28700 yesterday
 
According to Breitbart, Chinese funeral homes were cremating people alive.

Wouldn't surprise me. When they harvest the organs of prisoners the prisoners need to be alive for the organs to be viable.


Wang Guoqi, 38, speaking to congressmen, confirmed that condemned men, and sometimes women, are executed to order so that their organs can be transplanted into wealthy recipients from the West and Far East.

Dr Wang was a burns specialist at the Paramilitary Police Hospital in Tianjin, under the control of the People's Liberation Army, whose senior generals are believed to make large profits from the trade. He claims that after execution, bodies were taken to the hospital where every part that could be sold was stripped from the corpse.

Dr Wang's job was to take skin and corneas, a task he says he performed at least 100 times at the hospital. He claims that prisoners sentenced to death were matched with potential donors and sentence delayed until the patient had arrived in China and was ready for the transplant operation.

He described envelopes with cash being handed over to all those involved, including court officials and prison staff. His team would usually be taken in unmarked cars to the crematorium, where bodies were waiting, hands tied behind their backs. Papers on the bodies, detailing each case, made no mention of the prisoners giving consent for their organs to be taken.

In the most macabre incident, he described how an execution by firing squad was organised so that the bullets would not damage the man's kidneys. Dr Wang says that after another team had removed the kidneys, he arrived to harvest the victim's skin, only to find that "the prisoner was still breathing and his heart continued to beat".

After removing some of the skin from the still-living man, his burns unit team gave up. He said: "The half-dead corpse was thrown into a plastic bag on to the flatbed crematorium truck." The incident left him with "horrible recurring nightmares".
 

I dunno how legit Epoch Times reporters are, but so far this documentary seems pretty informative. If this is true, them China dogs totally fucked up and they gotta pay for their pound of flesh once this is all over.
IIRC Epoch Times is operated by the Falun Gong. It would be like treating a news source ran by Jehovah's Witnesses about American politics to be legit.
 
With the CCP having controlled the virus and got people back to work, starting to see some 'world ends, women and minorities hit hardest' stories.

According to African news sites, the authorities in Guangzhou, a city of approximately 15 million people, is trying to make sure that they test and clear those who have traveled overseas, and they are making sure to test foreigners particularly Africans to make sure that they aren't concealing any foreign travel.
It seems that there is evidence that there has been noncompliance from some Africans who came in a couple weeks ago recently early in the asymptomatic stages of the virus. The local government is spinning a bit, claiming that the illegal African population in Guangzhou is only a few thousand people, which is.. dishonest, to say the least. This seems to be embarrassing the authorities and they have arrested a Chinese who used the opportunity of the coronavirus to spread awareness about the level of illegal African immigration to the city, combined with a certain amount of disinformation about how serious the implications are (given the harsh steps the city is taken to crack down on the coronavirus-related dangers that it could cause).

The authorities have also enacted centralized quarantine areas for those coming in to avoid problems of noncompliance.
I don't have many contacts over there, but I'm not really hearing of this affecting people who aren't illegal African immigrants. It also probably isn't smart to be a foreigner wandering around without a mask trying to treat Chinese women like whores, so, like, don't do that in China. Go to Thailand or the Philipinnes if you're human trash.

Especially with the economy taking a hit from the inability or lack of will to seriously clamp down on carriers in a harsh way outside Asia, it will be interesting to see how the authorities deal with this. They may need to put a number of illegal immigrants into camps if their countries will not take them.

Whiny liberal faggot emigres are mad about rising Chinese patriotic sentiments
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