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Radical Cadre said:
I like this game. I like this game a lot.

Over/under is set at... midnight of Monday April 13, 2020. Today is Tuesday April 7, 2020. So a little less than a week.

Place your bets, boys and girls. We're keeping this one simple: Do the gates of Wuhan close again before April 13 or after April 13. Or are you playing fast and loose and choosing that the gates will not close at all? Everyone can play and we want winners here! You could be the next BIG winner! But you can only win if you play.
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I'm gonna go with after based on the long incubation time, but definitely before the end of April. I think they'll wait until the second wave can't be hidden anymore.

Although they have been loosening up the lockdown over the past few weeks and there were way more people out and about on the streets so the 13th might be a good guess since people had plenty of time to mingle and get infected.

Incidentally, the channel that had the Wuhan livestream went private a little under a week ago. I think it was on the day some of the stores supposedly opened back up.
 
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Radical Cadre said:
I like this game. I like this game a lot.

Over/under is set at... midnight of Monday April 13, 2020. Today is Tuesday April 7, 2020. So a little less than a week.

Place your bets, boys and girls. We're keeping this one simple: Do the gates of Wuhan close again before April 13 or after April 13. Or are you playing fast and loose and choosing that the gates will not close at all? Everyone can play and we want winners here! You could be the next BIG winner! But you can only win if you play.
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Wuhan will be a ghost town by the 9th. Every resident will have fled as far and as fast as they can run. Including all the remaining active cases.
 
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afternoon_tea said:
I'm gonna go with after based on the long incubation time, but definitely before the end of April. I think they'll wait until the second wave can't be hidden anymore.

Although they have been loosening up the lockdown over the past few weeks and there were way more people out and about on the streets so the 13th might be a good guess since people had plenty of time to mingle and get infected.

Incidentally, the channel that had the Wuhan livestream went private a little under a week ago. I think it was on the day some of the stores supposedly opened back up.
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We should get a corporate sponsor for this game.

Maybe Tencent.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
Wuhan will be a ghost town by the 9th. Every resident will have fled as far and as fast as they can run. Including all the remaining active cases.
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agreed. that's the pattern of every pandemic.

we don't need to defund the WHO, we need to kick China's influence out of it. there are a lot of doctors doing their best work there, if they weren't being stifled for the benefit of a handful of dictators they could do a lot of good.

hell, we need to detach them from any government with human rights issues, including the US. China, Russia, US, any politically motivated interference fucks them up.
 
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afternoon_tea said:
I'm gonna go with after based on the long incubation time, but definitely before the end of April. I think they'll wait until the second wave can't be hidden anymore.

Although they have been loosening up the lockdown over the past few weeks and there were way more people out and about on the streets so the 13th might be a good guess since people had plenty of time to mingle and get infected.

Incidentally, the channel that had the Wuhan livestream went private a little under a week ago. I think it was on the day some of the stores supposedly opened back up.
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China opened a well known mountain park yesterday. Note the continued “SocialDistancing” practices by the locals.
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20,000 tourists cram into Chinese park after officials offered free entry

FEARS of a second wave of the coronavirus have grown after 20,000 tourists crammed into a Chinese park as officials offered free entry. Huangshan National Park in China’s eastern province of …
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Complete with thousands wearing their masks uselessly. Just in the front rows. Not even Corona-Chan can fix Stupid. It’s like at this point they are asking for the plague to wipe them out.
 
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Cosmos said:
I agree it’s a good idea to wait for the facts to come out, but the fact remains that Trump has repeatedly fired people from independent federal watchdog groups and doesn’t seem to be taking the importance of having an overseer seriously.

I also do not have faith in Trump’s choices for his own candidates, given his track record. That’s why I want the overseer of this relief fund to be someone with a good track record who doesn’t have ties to the current administration.
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You seem to be lost. This is a Coronivirus thread. The Trump Derangement thread is a few forums up in Community Watch.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
China opened a well known mountain park yesterday. Note the continued “SocialDistancing” practices by the locals.
www.thesun.co.uk

20,000 tourists cram into Chinese park after officials offered free entry

FEARS of a second wave of the coronavirus have grown after 20,000 tourists crammed into a Chinese park as officials offered free entry. Huangshan National Park in China’s eastern province of …
www.thesun.co.uk www.thesun.co.uk

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Complete with thousands wearing their masks uselessly. Just in the front rows. Not even Corona-Chan can fix Stupid. It’s like at this point they are asking for the plague to wipe them out.
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I'm amazed that the n.igger rigging the ch.inks pass as safe and reliable building isn't collapsing from all these people.
 
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Not gonna lie, it was not a good sign that Pence was pleading with grocery store and food supply workers not to call out at today's press conference.

While its great that there are signs we may be turning a corner on the pandemic, the next big issue is the coming lack of supplies and merchandise on the shelves over the next 6 months. You can't wave a wand and have all the shit that would have been "Just In Time" for Aug-Dec get produced and hit the shelves. A Depression, mass unemployment, and high inflation is still on the table.
 
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Wuhan gets closed before 13th April. There will be a mass exodus from death city over a few days , which the party want, then Wuhan will get properly sealed off for black ops to get rid of the bodies/ashes/free thinkers etc. The party don't want anybody about for the deep clean but might just be coincidence that the gates open as there is alot more talk of fudged numbers.
 
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Ivan Shatov said:
One of the reporters asked if it's wise to defund the WHO in the middle of a pandemic.

Thought to myself, they are the pandemic. We should be rounding them up for helicopter rides.
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Also what have they actually done lately other than "report" 'findings' that quite literally everyone knew already?

I mean fuck man, the CDC is actually setting up 5 minute tests everywhere and even got CVS to start free ones in three areas.

Oh also for the wuhan deadpool, I'd bet we won't actually get a definitive answer for a while and then all of a sudden at some point we find out it's on fire, and locusts have formed a symbiotic relationship with said fire, creating a flaming locust tornado.
 
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Not Really Here said:
The guy who self funded and gives his entire Presidential paychecks to charity?
That's not deranged at all.
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Giving to charity doesn't absolve you of Greed. The original republican measure to tackle the virus was turned down because it had a slush fund. What's to stop him from secreting away money now that nobody is overseeing this very important relief fund?
 
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Govt. Shitposting Machine said:
If the virus is really airborne, as in floating around in the air, not little cough droplets from when someone coughs on your face, then at that point you might as well accept that you might get it eventually. There's only so many masks you can make, so many things you have to wash and clean before you end up running out of bleach...and then you have to buy bleach that someone else probably touched with their dirty hands. It's excessive.
Let's all embrace Papa Nurgle's love.
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Reports of it being airborne came out many weeks ago, when I was around 3 weeks into lockdown, and I reached the same conclusion as you. Just fuck it what can we do, I don’t have a Blast From The Past bunker to hide in.
 
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Cosmos said:
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I know this is anecdotal but now I’m feeling bad for all the zoo animals who are bored and lonely (:_(

I mean, I’m sure most of them don’t care but there are still some animals that are used to a lot of enrichment and interaction with people.
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The big kitty cat doesn't want you to rub its belly and scratch its head. The big kitty cat wants to bat you around with its claws, torture the shit out of you until you are mostly dead, then rip your throat out.

Not Really Here said:
IHME is wrong pretty much everywhere.
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Edit: IHME is a project funded by the Gates foundation.
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So what you are saying is a bug in software from Bill Gates has crashed the worldwide economy. Speaking for those of us who have to use Microsoft products for our jobs that comes as no surprise.

Slappy McGherkin said:
TP for my bunghole!

Costco a half-hour ago. Pallets lining the whole aisle, and pallets normally in the back of the store, all full to the brim.

This definitely proves the crisis is over! Location: Tempe, AZ.

Well, for my bunghole, anyways.
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Heh. That's what I love about the supply chain. Day late and a dollar short. I am going through something similar with my business. Not enough time for the supply chain to catch up. Then you end up overproducing after the event.
 
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Just throw a corona party and get infected, if you come out healthy: good, if not, you die and don't have to deal with the economic fallout while having to eat bugs and hiding from Bill Gates' drones that are trying to brand you with his microchips: which is better
 
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