oh, the bitch probably ate him!
anyhoosle, Jen discussed her failed previous try with Misfits and wilted produce. It was due to it being ordered in the summer, she tells us. So they are just now getting serious about their health (Jen admits they should have done this a long time ago) and trying to incorporate more fruits and vegetables. As always Jen rambles alot. but she describes Misfit market. this feeds 1 to 2 ppl for a week and it is 24.99. here is a joke about food needing love too at 1:10 kek
the best part about what follows is watching Jen order Gin to hold up the box as they calculate the weight of 15 lbs. And then "We" goes ahead and opens it and please notate now that when Jen says "We" throughout this entire video what Jen means, Gin her manservant only, as she sits there upon her deathfat throne casting her orders.
He shuffles through the box but before we can see their haul, Jen derails it by talking about Moo, who has appeared in the background and is investigating a piece of cardboard type paper Gin had thrown over his shoulder. I wait for Gin to toss the cold packs over his shoulder and beam the poor creature up side the head, but this does not happen.
Instead, Jen tells us she had given the doomed Moo a new collar because she misses hearing the jingle of Piggy's, Ladies and gents this is called foreshadowing. oh what fate awaits this poor creature. I suspect this is Piggy's old collar, but she claims this one is new and has a bowtie on it. Who really knows because we don't see the collar yet. She promises to torture Moo by forcing him to pose for the camera at the end to prove he has on a shiny new collar. Will she? or is that just bs as per usual? let's continue to torture ourselves to find out, shall we?
so Jen makes a 'put it back in' joke as Gin trys to remove lettuce from the box. They discover there is no packing slip so an alchy and a fatass have to decide what the produce is called. It is amusing. I won't lie. This starts at 4:00 They get, (according to Jen keep in mind) a head of "frizzy" lettuce, Jen and Gin declare it "exotic"! two heads of bok choy. Jen guesses they could use bok choy in a salad. Gin shrugs and agrees. Next we have "a root." they guess what is it. A rudabega? Gin sniffs it as Jen guesses a purple turnip? then Jen goes all out and exclaims "is it a mushroom!!" Gin says no "it isn't a mushroom. Its very hard." And Jen notices it has roots and tells us with her expertise of plant life, mushrooms do not have roots. Gin declares it 'very rooty." Jen decides its a turnip and they move on. so there's three apples. Neither of our produce maidens have a problem naming what those are! yay! for them. Jen goes farther by guessing what type of apple, She says Gala (pronounced different than I say it she has a short a sound, I always heard it with a long a, but who cares! ) or honey crisp. Gin says gala apples are really red so this would be a honey crisp. They call each other pet names of honey and sweets, forcing me to have to try to hold down my breakfast, before moving on to two bell peppers. Gin asks us if we have heard of green bell peppers and sarcastically exclaims "exotic!" I am then blasted by an ad. You tube ads are being exotic. (not really) anyway, Jen comes back and exclaims 'very exotic '
Is it too early to start day drinking. asking for a friend
And then we have a bunch of kale which we notice its labeled as Gin sniffs it and says it came straight from a lake and smells "healthy" they read the label. It is red kale and Jen tells us how we can prepare it while Gin tells us how nutritional kale is. They seem pretty smug about kale for two dumbasses who just seconds ago called a turnip a mushroom. but I digress.
Jen says you wanna pull up the next thing there toots (as in tootsie) not toots as farts. typing that out makes me die inside alittle. and we have radishes! which they call pretty. Jen tells a story how these remind her of Rumpelstiltskin. followed by summer squash. Jen tells us ways we can cook them. more apples but they don't know what the name is. Next, is cauliflower Gin claims they have been enjoying eating steamed cauliflower recently and he talks about the smell and then exclaims no wait that's cabbage. and then they discuss the smell of this vs that like the true connoisseurs of produce meanwhile we can all know and enjoy that fact they have just proven neither one has eaten either vegetable in a long long time and won't in the future, I'm sure. This is at 8:00 if you wish to watch
Sweet potatoes, a purple turnip (according to Jen), and a large round yellow fruit like thing Gin calls a lemon and Jen calls a grapefruit. So they ask us to guess and decide to cut into it to find out. They discuss this and Jen gives us the fact grapefruit grows on trees.
Jen discusses future videos: We have to look forward to some recipes they make from "the yummys" received today. I can hardly wait.
You tube throws in an ad at this moment, knowing how to build the suspense:
Jen identifies by smell the mystery fruit. It is a grapefruit Gin exclaims and Jen asks but it is a grapefruit. because Gin has cut it the wrong way. they take turns sniffing the mystery fruit and tell us they are about to eat breakfast and will have that too. They decided it is a grapefruit. She closes the video with a shot of their produce haul and we do not get a verification on the doomed cat's "new" collar. Jen completely forgets this as she usually does when she claims she will insert something later. So I guess we will have to just take her word the poor beast isn't sporting his old friend's grungy used collar.
