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Agreement is finally in Number 10's grasp.

The text that's taken months of officials' blood, sweat and tears has been agreed, at least at a technical level.

Now a paper's being drafted to present to the Cabinet tomorrow ready for the government's hoped-for next step - political approval from Theresa May's team, even though many of them have deep reservations.

Remember in the last 24 hours some of them have been warning privately that what's on the table is just not acceptable, and will never get through Parliament. Some even believe the prime minister ought to walk away.

But the government machine is now cranking into action. With a text ready, their long-planned rollout can begin.
The BBC's chief political correspondent Vicki Young said some ministers had "deep concerns" about the shape of the likely agreement, which critics say could leave the UK trapped in a customs agreement with the EU.

She said they would have to decide whether they could support it, and if not, whether to resign from cabinet.

Leading Brexiteers have already condemned the draft agreement, Boris Johnson saying it would see the UK remain in the customs union and "large parts" of the single market.

He told the BBC it was "utterly unacceptable to anyone who believes in democracy". "Am I going to vote against it. The answer is yes," he added.

And Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn said "given the shambolic nature of the negotiations, this is unlikely to be the good deal for the country".

'Failure to deliver'
Both the UK and EU want to schedule a special summit of European leaders at the end of November to sign off the reportedly 500 page withdrawal deal and the much shorter outline declaration of their future relationship.

Brussels has insisted it would only agree to put the wheels in motion for the summit if agreement can be reached on the issue of the Irish border.

Ambassadors from the remaining 27 EU states will meet in Brussels on Wednesday.

If a deal is agreed with the EU, Mrs May then needs to persuade her party - and the rest of Parliament - to support it in a key Commons vote.

Conservative Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg said if details of the text reported by Irish broadcaster RTE were true, the UK would become a "vassal state" with Northern Ireland "being ruled from Dublin".

Such an agreement "failed to deliver on Brexit" and the cabinet should reject it, he told the BBC.

"I think what we know of this deal is deeply unsatisfactory," he said. "There seems to be growing opposition to these very poor proposals."

Meanwhile, following pressure from all sides of the Commons, ministers have agreed to provide MPs with a legal assessment of the implications for the UK of the Irish backstop and other controversial aspects of any deal.

Cabinet Office minister David Lidington said Attorney General Geoffrey Cox would make a statement to MPs and take questions ahead of the final vote on any Brexit deal.

MPs, he said, would get to see "a full reasoned position statement laying out the government's both political and also legal position on the proposed withdrawal agreement".

The Democratic Unionists' Westminster leader Nigel Dodds said he was pleased Parliament had "asserted its will" as it was imperative that all parties to the deal were clear in what way and for how long it would "legally bind" the UK.

Chequers minus it is. Whatever happened to no deal being better than a bad deal.

We should have been far more aggressive in negotiations with Brussels. They all but stated immediately after the referendum that they were going to bumrape us for having the temerity to leave, so we should have told them that unless and until they got serious, we'd basically go full on tax haven mode and steal all their big companies - and funnel money and support to Eurosceptics in Italy, Spain, Greece, Poland, and Hungary.
 
Meanwhile, in the Opposition Formerly Known as Labour, the left eats itself.

Momentum have split into "Forward Momentum" and Momentum as reported over on Guido.

They think Momentum is too London Centric (lol, obviously) and that they want central money to "politically educate" people, but as they describe BoJo's Milquetoast government of being extreme right wing... might be worth teaching themselves first.


EDIT: Also, lol Shiela Oakes has vanished from her firm's website, and Siohan Thompson (Rick & Morty writer) now has a quarter of her wiki page dedicated to her controversy.

It’s hilarious how the far left, which markets itself on unity, will inevitably split into five million factions because they disagreed on what flavour of crisps should be brought to the party meetings and other such trivial shit.
 
It’s hilarious how the far left, which markets itself on unity, will inevitably split into five million factions because they disagreed on what flavour of crisps should be brought to the party meetings and other such trivial shit.

I'm looking forward to:

  • Sideways Momentum
  • Upwards Momentum
  • Leftwards Momentum
  • The People's Front of Momentum
  • The Front for the People of Momentum
  • The People's Momentum
  • The Movement Formerly Known as Momentum
  • Rebbeca Long Daily and the Momentumites
  • Granpa Corbyn's Lonely Momentum Band
  • Lost Momentum

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If Johnson dies and the British public doesn't do anything against China in the aftermath of the virus, then the British public will somehow exceed the level of cuckholdery known to man.

There's already a lot of movement in that regard. The problem is it can't be instantaneous. Industry will need reonshoring or moving, and quite a bit will have to come home. Meaning the Blue Wall seats the Tories picked up can become guinea pigs for reviving a lot of industry in the UK. The cost will be eye watering but I'd sooner have shit made here than in Whinne the Xi's magical plague kingdom.
 
Considering Britain is an island, both can apply. The hold of cucks.

Isn't "cuckhold" the mildly archaic spelling anyhow?

Besides, nothing beats the actual term for a female cuck. Cuckquean. It's fabulous in every way.

(I love slightly archaic terms and turns of phrase. I was really and unduly stoked because I managed to get "skimmington" in some advice to a client this week.)

In other news, Priti Patel has declined to appear before a select committee four times. Twatter is going nuts. Interesting how the woke, diverse, intersectional left are singling out the woman of colour for their shrieking. Again. It could be that she's, you know, home secretary-ing and deciding whether or not the lockdown gets extended which is a pretty significant decision.
 
Isn't "cuckhold" the mildly archaic spelling anyhow?


I do not believe so. The -old has always been a suffix, and was never a "hold" that turned into a contraction as with stronghold or household.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/cuckold

It seems "Cuckail" would be a more plausible alternate spelling.



"Quean" is itself an interesting word.

 
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Isn't "cuckhold" the mildly archaic spelling anyhow?

The OED lists it among many, many other alternate spellings but it has never been the prevailing spelling after spelling things correctly even became a thing some time after Shakespeare, and none of the actually listed examples use that spelling.
 
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Wear a green hat.

In other news, the chief of Northamptonshire Police has threatened to have his officers carry out shopping trolley inspections to check people are actually shopping for necessities. Priti Patel has come out saying that this is not appropriate.

It makes me wonder, though. They can spare the manpower to check people's trolleys but they can't solve most burglaries.
I mean at least it's a step up from arresting people for mean internet words
 
Wear a green hat.

In other news, the chief of Northamptonshire Police has threatened to have his officers carry out shopping trolley inspections to check people are actually shopping for necessities. Priti Patel has come out saying that this is not appropriate.

It makes me wonder, though. They can spare the manpower to check people's trolleys but they can't solve most burglaries.
Sniffing at people's shopping carts and arresting internet users for wrongthink is a lot easier and less dangerous than tackling rape gangs, who knew?
 
It makes me wonder, though. They can spare the manpower to check people's trolleys but they can't solve most burglaries.
Solving burglaries takes effort. Being busybodies and fining/arresting your average citizen is much easier to do. Have a friend who had his apartment broken into and his stuff stolen in London. 2 hours of questions and evidence taking later, copper turns to him and says "yeah, there isn't anything we can do". Seems like outside the Special Ops and Anti-Terror teams who will put a terrorist or man on a stabbing spree down, the police are fucking useless.

Part of me wonders, were they always this useless and if not, what was the switch that turned these coppers into a bunch of busybodies.
 
Part of me wonders, were they always this useless and if not, what was the switch that turned these coppers into a bunch of busybodies.
I suspect it was when the London politicans worked to cripple their abilities to do their job to appease the rapefugees. The muslims infiltrating their ranks made it worse too.
 
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