Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

[looks at polished media about committing over the top crimes and a shitty autobiographical comic about committing petty theft at a medium sized business chain at the beginnings of a horrible recession]

These two are the same, actually.
 
........Question to senior KF members: Is Jesse the only cow on here that people held on hope of rising above being a lolcow? Because this has got to be the nail in the coffin for those hopes.

No. There have been others, and I don't follow every single thread. Jess was probably one of the most prominent Tumblr/trans/art cows with any hope because she used to show some signs that she had aspirations and a sliver of self-awareness, but thanks to surrounding herself with shitty people like Sloth Mom, all that has gone out the window and she's given in to her worst impulses and tried to justify them after the fact.

Jess now stands as a cautionary tale of what happens when you hang around with the dirtbag left long enough.
 
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Funny you should say that...
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Check out that that klurf sticker, it seems that she probably idolized ol' Shmork before it came out that he was a pedo. A lot of troons even supported him and was in denial about everything he did. I heard that Shmorky was trying to make a comeback via speedrunning, but it just might be a rumor.

>AMORAL FREE SPEECH

ah
i still love that one
 
so what does this comic even have to do with being queer, anyway? is stealing really a queer-only crime? or is jess really holding on tight to the lifeline offered to her by the ppl janitoring her comments making the connection that 'if u hate this its only because u hate lgbt people'
 
I see a lot or stupid people make the point that there are plenty of beloved fictional characters that commit crimes.

Those characters are usually written to be sympathetic and likable, unlike Mallorie, and themselves and the crimes they commit are fictional, unlike Mallorie.

For example, Yakuza's protagonist Kiryu runs an orphanage and helps random people on the street. Mallorie shoplifts and laughs at people getting burgled.
 
...Is Jesse the only cow on here that people held on hope of rising above being a lolcow? Because this has got to be the nail in the coffin for those hopes.

Doubt she's the only one, but I'm in agreement those hopes are gone.

A long time back, it was noted that she's not good at writing relatable characters, Well, she does, but she thinks they're villains. She thinks the New Guy comic paints her in a good light.

By and large, even vile people can pretend to be decent. She's so broken, she can't.
 
I see a lot or stupid people make the point that there are plenty of beloved fictional characters that commit crimes.

Those characters are usually written to be sympathetic and likable, unlike Mallorie, and themselves and the crimes they commit are fictional, unlike Mallorie.

For example, Yakuza's protagonist Kiryu runs an orphanage and helps random people on the street. Mallorie shoplifts and laughs at people getting burgled.
It's not exactly that they're sympathetic or likable, although that's a component. Most extreme example is Trevor Philips from the Grand Theft Auto franchise, who's a cannibalistic, violent psychopath that's funny to watch but far from sympathetic. Even beyond the player's control, he gets people addicted to meth and kills individuals at random. Some easily offended politicians complain but the general consensus isn't to take umbrage with the writers behind the character.

The thing is, even in a game like Grand Theft Auto which focuses around doing crimes, it doesn't treat crimes as positive things. Police come after you, people scream and run or attack you, and every protagonist from the games are aware what they're doing is wrong (although most treat it as a way of life they're forced into). They also don't do crimes for just no reason. Jess' comic, however, portrays theft as an exciting experience without repercussion. Them stealing is a complete non-sequitur to what preceded and follows, shown as a coping method for a creative block, and portrayed as mentally stimulating act. In addition, Jess decided to admit that it's meant to reflect their experience shoplifting and proceeds to complain about people criticizing them; versus the writers for Grand Theft Auto never stole a car nor tries to defend the actual crime of grand theft auto as a harmless activity.
 
Doubt she's the only one, but I'm in agreement those hopes are gone.

A long time back, it was noted that she's not good at writing relatable characters, Well, she does, but she thinks they're villains. She thinks the New Guy comic paints her in a good light.

By and large, even vile people can pretend to be decent. She's so broken, she can't.
It’s all in the response. A sensible person would say “Okay, bad call, sorry.” Maybe even embrace the memes. But Jess’ response is always that there’s nothing wrong with her comic, but you are a bad person because your response, regardless of its correctness, made her feel bad. That is not how a successful artist thinks. You can’t grow if you decide that all criticism is bad.

It's not exactly that they're sympathetic or likable, although that's a component. Most extreme example is Trevor Philips from the Grand Theft Auto franchise, who's a cannibalistic, violent psychopath that's funny to watch but far from sympathetic. Even beyond the player's control, he gets people addicted to meth and kills individuals at random. Some easily offended politicians complain but the general consensus isn't to take umbrage with the writers behind the character.

The thing is, even in a game like Grand Theft Auto which focuses around doing crimes, it doesn't treat crimes as positive things. Police come after you, people scream and run or attack you, and every protagonist from the games are aware what they're doing is wrong (although most treat it as a way of life they're forced into). They also don't do crimes for just no reason. Jess' comic, however, portrays theft as an exciting experience without repercussion. Them stealing is a complete non-sequitur to what preceded and follows, shown as a coping method for a creative block, and portrayed as mentally stimulating act. In addition, Jess decided to admit that it's meant to reflect their experience shoplifting and proceeds to complain about people criticizing them; versus the writers for Grand Theft Auto never stole a car nor tries to defend the actual crime of grand theft auto as a harmless activity.
Things like GTA are too extreme to relate to. But a lot of people have worked retail or owned a small business, and the employee is portrayed neutrally. Jess again simply assumed that everyone would agree that the shop had it coming because CAPITALISM rather than actually portraying it as bad, and didn’t think it through.
 
It’s all in the response. A sensible person would say “Okay, bad call, sorry.” Maybe even embrace the memes. But Jess’ response is always that there’s nothing wrong with her comic, but you are a bad person because your response, regardless of its correctness, made her feel bad. That is not how a successful artist thinks. You can’t grow if you decide that all criticism is bad.

if u attempt to elicit a certain response from ur audience, and u fail, u dont call the audience fools
u look at what u did wrong and try again
 
It's interesting, that tweet. Because he really thinks those queer folks, cartoonists, and 'so-called' progressives should be on his side. There's not a moment of self-reflection, of, 'oh, the groups I identify with think I did something wrong, maybe I should listen.' No, it's them who are abandoning her, the poor little trans girl who is right and pure and just.

Standard troon/SJW narcissism - and, yes, exactly why anyone who held out hope that he wasn't lost to complete lolcowdom has washed their hands of him. Because this isn't just like the New Guy comic, where he's shown to revel in the misery of others and be a bitch. This is him recounting criminal behaviour he has clearly engaged in, and his only defenses are, 'I'm a troon! Capitalism bad!'

It makes me disappointed that he's not suicidal now.
 
It's not exactly that they're sympathetic or likable, although that's a component. Most extreme example is Trevor Philips from the Grand Theft Auto franchise, who's a cannibalistic, violent psychopath that's funny to watch but far from sympathetic. Even beyond the player's control, he gets people addicted to meth and kills individuals at random. Some easily offended politicians complain but the general consensus isn't to take umbrage with the writers behind the character.

The thing is, even in a game like Grand Theft Auto which focuses around doing crimes, it doesn't treat crimes as positive things. Police come after you, people scream and run or attack you, and every protagonist from the games are aware what they're doing is wrong (although most treat it as a way of life they're forced into). They also don't do crimes for just no reason. Jess' comic, however, portrays theft as an exciting experience without repercussion. Them stealing is a complete non-sequitur to what preceded and follows, shown as a coping method for a creative block, and portrayed as mentally stimulating act. In addition, Jess decided to admit that it's meant to reflect their experience shoplifting and proceeds to complain about people criticizing them; versus the writers for Grand Theft Auto never stole a car nor tries to defend the actual crime of grand theft auto as a harmless activity.
At least Trevor had loyalty to Brad and was pissed when Michael's daughter was being exploited.

Mallorie is just spiteful.

TFW you're so morally reprehensible that even Moviebob calls you out.
 
so what does this comic even have to do with being queer, anyway? is stealing really a queer-only crime? or is jess really holding on tight to the lifeline offered to her by the ppl janitoring her comments making the connection that 'if u hate this its only because u hate lgbt people'

I think the justification is "I suffer more from society because I am queer, therefore you should let me get away with crimes because other people get kicked out on the street for being gay."

Jess has, in the past, done comics about how her father was openly homophobic and how her mother is still grappling with her gender identity and doesn't really get it (but clearly still loves her), but I don't know how any of that justifies shoplifting, especially art supplies.
 
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