Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children


Diarrhea is one of the far rarer symptoms of this RESPIRATORY disease. God, she’s so fucking stupid. I can’t tell if I’m so done with her stupid ass perspectives and woo cures or if I’m just angry today. Here, bitch, it’s in a picture do you don’t have to read:

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"Joe Biden doesn't give a shit about trans people."
To be fair, few people do. Get over it.

"I've never heard him say the word transgender, let alone display a trans pride flag outside his ofice"

No trans pride flag?! What an absolute monster!

Steph, listen. No amount of sperging about trans stuff is going to convince trannies to give you their "soft birbs UwU". Please spare your parents this bullshit during a damn ongoing pandemic.
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Joe Biden doesn't give a shit about trans people. I've never heard him say the word transgender...

Putting aside that this is melodramatic drivel and that Stephanie is not trans in any meaningful way/way that could be meaningfully outlawed, Joe Biden (who, like, I cannot believe I'm standing up for, but here we are) very famously was the FIRST person adjacent to the presidential race to specifically speak to trans rights in the year 2012. When Stephanie was, what, in their mid 20s??
 
Doesn't surprise me that someone who doesn't know how to clean themselves is entertaining the idea that people hoarding masses of TP were 'on to something' when it comes to Corona.

It's much better for your asshole to just wash it in the shower (or use a bidet if you have one) if you have the shits. TP will just make it red raw after the like 20th wipe.

So, in a nutshell, wash your fucking ass
 
Doesn't surprise me that someone who doesn't know how to clean themselves is entertaining the idea that people hoarding masses of TP were 'on to something' when it comes to Corona.

It's much better for your asshole to just wash it in the shower (or use a bidet if you have one) if you have the shits. TP will just make it red raw after the like 20th wipe.

So, in a nutshell, wash your fucking ass

Being :optimistic: that staph even reaches behind with her short little Trex arms to wipe her witchy, gnarly cave with TP
 
What do you mean pain? I've found the last four years the most entertaining of my adult life.

They're more entertaining when you're drunk.

Doesn't surprise me that someone who doesn't know how to clean themselves is entertaining the idea that people hoarding masses of TP were 'on to something' when it comes to Corona.

It's much better for your asshole to just wash it in the shower (or use a bidet if you have one) if you have the shits. TP will just make it red raw after the like 20th wipe.

So, in a nutshell, wash your fucking ass

She needs one of those wands that really fat people use to wipe their asses.

Like this one.
 
The only real way for her to be in danger would be if Trump /Biden suddenly switched and decided to genocide the mentally disabled or something like that. It won't happen but let's pretend for hypothesis sake.
Staph does not "look" or act as trans. She's comfortable with her body and dresses as an old midlife-crisis, goth-wannabe hag which still counts as somewhat "feminine" I suppose.
Her real problem is that she's mentally repressed and still stuck in her rebellious phase where she has to be special and against her parents. No matter what her parents do or say they're wrong because they're her parents and still has that parental control over her (ie she's over 30 and her mother still brushes her hair and cooks her tendies every day). All she is about is to feel different than the others, ie. she's a "witch", "satanist", "lbtq-advocate" but really only knows surface-level, shallow knowledge about her acquired traits. This has already been said before at least 10 times but I'm still just astounded she manages to think she's a victim of anything when her parents don't pressure to do anything at all. She's unemployed and lives at home and barely does any chores besides dropping her footskin off in front of the porch.

This bitch is privileged as fuck and does not realise it at all which is infuriating. I wish she'd know what a real lifecrisis would feel like.

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Look at this thing and tell me this white heffalump drumpf in nowhere would be in danger.
 
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You can just feel the resentment of her being denied fap material.
But technically it's what real ace people do, doing and enjoying their life without sexy time. Why don't you like Paterson Stephanie, I wonder 🤔
And I'm not sorry but every movie with a bus being an important element of it is a good movie, change my mind
 
IMO, she only claims to have dysmorphia because she doesn't like her fat body. The only issue she has is she has huge boobs and a huge ass that she wants to hide.
She's obviously exceptional, and even if she was thin she would identify herself as queer or something, but her big problem is hamburgers, not gender.
 
IMO, she only claims to have dysmorphia because she doesn't like her fat body. The only issue she has is she has huge boobs and a huge ass that she wants to hide.
She's obviously exceptional, and even if she was thin she would identify herself as queer or something, but her big problem is hamburgers, not gender.

The thing about her boobs isn't that they're huge, (because they aren't) it's that they're saggier than a 70 year old's and looks more like man tits instead of lady tits which I would think she would be somewhat happy about if she was 'tots kweer and twans'.
 

Late as fuck but I meant to reply to this earlier. While I don't know the OP's (of the fake twitter mastodon whatever post) situation of course, does she not know that estrogen pills don't work in trans women without a hormone blocker? For those who don't know, testosterone overpowers estrogen. Sex characteristics from estrogen will get replaced by ones from testosterone if there's too much in the body, such as in biological men and for instance, women with PCOS.

Good job Staph, curator of "Southern Tier Trans Advocacy" or whatever the fuck! Good job helpin' those smol birbs!
 
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