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jesus mary mother of god and all his saints preserve me...
Wuhan Coronavirus - COVID-19 Analysis & Summary - This is not just fucking pneumonia. It is everything but the kitchen sink. Lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, brain, blood vessels, testes. It affects them all.
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If you don't think what I'm describing is even remotely possible, here's a paper on it.
Memristive synapses connect brain and silicon spiking neurons | Scien…
archived 11 Apr 2020 21:29:10 UTC
They successfully got individual neurons to communicate over the internet. Very few people recognize how significant of an achievement that is.
Today, it's just one neuron in a petri dish. Tomorrow, it could be a hundred. In ten years, thousands. In a few decades, maybe millions.
Of course, you know, if they wanted to see single neurons communicate over the internet, they didn't really need such a complicated experimental setup.
All they really needed to do was get an account here.
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you keep telling these stories to explain how special you are, but you're just garden variety mental illness.
you're just daydreaming about how future tech could satiate your libido and let you live out your fetishes. your ideals and motivation are rooted entirely in the flesh bc you're a tranny clopper. "biological tyranny" better describes your mental illness, not how average people feel looking in a mirror.
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academic neurons please respondIf you don't think what I'm describing is even remotely possible, here's a paper on it.
They successfully got individual neurons to communicate over the internet. Very few people recognize how significant of an achievement that is.
Today, it's just one neuron in a petri dish. Tomorrow, it could be a hundred. In ten years, thousands. In a few decades, maybe millions.
Of course, you know, if they wanted to see single neurons communicate over the internet, they didn't really need such a complicated experimental setup.
All they really needed to do was get an account here.
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Israel is in a weird ass state due to the Corona virus. The government closed the a lot of businesses and stressed out it not being a holiday and the result is that the daily amount of infected is varying but comparatively small:
The amount of deaths is also tiny with a 0.1% deaths, almost all being old people or having previous illnesses. The virus strain seems to be the Italian one that arrived by people coming from Europe. So either there is something in the diet that helps or there is some genetic thing that reduces the danger.
The amount of deaths is also tiny with a 0.1% deaths, almost all being old people or having previous illnesses. The virus strain seems to be the Italian one that arrived by people coming from Europe. So either there is something in the diet that helps or there is some genetic thing that reduces the danger.
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Negrito, are you telling us you want to be turned into a cartoon pony?
Please expand on this. I promise you'll get way more people reading your posts with your plans to become the pony than you ever will with misunderstood science.
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You mean physically? Pfft, no. Of course not. That's ridiculous. With lucid-dreaming-level VR, maybe I'd give it a try, just for fun, but I'd also want to try plenty of other things first and foremost, like whatever the newest version of Halo or M&B is by that point in time.
I do have an HTC Vive, by the way, but it's just not the same. Wouldn't it be cool if you could ditch the controllers and the goggles entirely and go full fucking Sword Art Online or The Matrix on that shit? I wanna be the fucking Master Chief. I wanna feel that Sangheili's energy shield crushed into nonexistence beneath my mailed fist. I want to nail that perfect reload by manually moving my hands, feeling the mag go into the MA5's well, and racking the charging handle myself.
Admit it. So do you.
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Nobody likes a smug autist, David. Let me show you a few things we didn't miss.
David Andrew Jamison Jr.
2026 E 16th Street, Bremerton, WA 98377
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Derpibooru
David's original Derpibooru profile:
Train Dodger's profile - Derpibooru
Derpibooru is a linear imagebooru which lets you share, find and discover new art and media surrounding the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magicweb.archive.org
David's Derpibooru profile after being deactivated. Name conveniently changed to his deactivation date, big ups to Derpibooru admins for the hint:
David asks a hard-hitting philosophical question:
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David getting real horny for cartoon ponies in the comments, strangely preoccupied with spooning and sniffing them:
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David acting like he participated in the political movements of the 1990s, i.e. the decade when he was still learning how to walk and use the big boy toilet:
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Fimfiction
David's account on a My Little Pony fanfiction site, because of course he'd have that. Three different URLs to show that he's switched his account name twice after he got outed here:
David's post about becoming a paypig member of that MLP fanfiction site, plus the site's Patreon page to show that his Gold membership costs $20/month.
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David's cringy grimdark pony fanfiction "Revanchism":
Revanchism
For the past millennium, the small and technologically-advanced Equestrian Empire has waged war against the old and corrupt Cleomanni Confederacy, employing weapons of terrifying might in their struggle. It has been three years since they lost.www.fimfiction.net
Fanfiction.net
Various iterations of David's fanfiction.net profile with different usernames (TrainDodger, Allan X, The Allanx):
One of these has a title and description for his Halo x Powerpuff Girls fanfiction "The Son of Reach" — haven't found a full version yet:
Bungie.org Forums
Edit: Shout out to @zedkissed60 for discovering this deep vein of tard gold — all I did was excavate it.
An 11 year old David shares his Sonic fanfiction, then has a complete fucking meltdown when nobody responds within 8 hours:
The Sonic fanfiction that David wanted people to read:
David mourns the untimely passing of his sister by describing his plans for an autistic airship named the "David Carrier":
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Young David shares some of his random access humor, gets mad when people treat him like the sped he is, insults someone for spelling Ritalin correctly, then proceeds to talk shit about "idiots and kooks" like his recently deceased sister:
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A 20 year old David describes his personal hygiene standards:
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Digital Wild West
Digital Wild West is/was David's personal forum. According to the site it's down for "maintenance":
According to David he's closing the site because he's sick of paying for it, but according to the evidence he's full of shit. Here's a Google Cache showing that the site was still operational on 03/26/2020, presumably before he realized he'd been doxed:
And here's the WHOIS record for his domain showing that he just renewed his registration for another two years on 01/18/2020. I don't know about you guys, but when I'm sick of paying for something I don't pay for two years worth of that thing in advance:
DigitalWildWest.org WHOIS, DNS, & Domain Info - DomainTools
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Here's David shilling his forum elsewhere:
Hitch a wagon train to Digital Wild West | Questionable Questing
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Questionable Questing
Profile (second link shows his ban was lifted):
Corona sperging and ban:
Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic | Page 7 | Questionable Questing
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Some QQ members talking shit about David:
SpaceBattles
Profile wasn't archived before he deleted. There may still be a cached version, I didn't look too hard:
Corona sperging & ban:
COVID-19 (COronaVIrus Disease of 2019) discussion thread | Page 61 | …
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Other users discussing his ban:
COVID-19 (COronaVIrus Disease of 2019) discussion thread
Some data to be observed about this issueweb.archive.org
In case you thought that David regaling people with the autistic history of his usernames was a one-time thing for Kiwi Farms, here's him doing it on SpaceBattles:
Show and tell: Your username and your title and stuff
Username: At the time the meme about Timberland boots was at it's peak in popularity, and I actually went so far as to buy a pair. I really liked them, and my friends kept saying "You got the freshest timbs, b." So when I joined SB, I was reminded of that moment for some reason and thought...web.archive.org
Sufficient Velocity
Profile where David claims that he's female:
David chimping out about somebody cyber-deadnaming him in a thread about one of his other autistic conspiracy theories, with bonus pronoun sperging at the end:
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How effective has the F22 been so far?
Maybe it's just because I'm a Malaysian, but my MyKad (fancy term for our Identity cards - course, most still call it the IC) has had all the details your TWIC card would have, and I've had it since 2004. *shrug*Whiskey, everyone, keep on topic. This thread is for discussing my country's Air...web.archive.org
Sufficient Velocity users respecting David's genderspecial status:
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COVID-19 - Coronavirus Spread and American Politics: In Defiance of Science
Jesus o_O. A banned SB.com fourm member has possibly going to get hundreds of thousands killed. Nah for all her doomongering she actually said covid is deadlier than reported, she was full on the PRC is hiding millions of victms train thoiweb.archive.org
Frozen in Carbonite
Profile:
A 28 year old David fails to convince his mommy that he's a big enough boy to handle meeting a stranger at a My Little Pony convention:
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David getting so high off his own farts in the Coronavirus thread that even his buddy Rufus from the pony convention was talking shit:
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The Sietch
Profile:
David foresees his own downfall, proceeds to dox himself on Kiwi Farms anyway:
David takes a page from the Jaden Smith playbook:
David laments the fact that cars are being designed for safety and efficiency over aesthetics, cries about being psychologically harmed by boring architecture:
We Hunted The Mammoth
David was tarding out so hard on this blog that the owner had to make a post about cracking down on his shitty comments:
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David responded to this by saying he's socially awkward and doesn't understand people (i.e. has autism) and that his comments were an exceptional social experiment:
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Gawker (Kotaku / Jezebel / etc.)
Kinja profile that tracks his comments on various Gawker blogs:
More tranny shit:
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David Andrew Jamison Jr. - The Full exceptional individual DLC
Since David is so proud of his ability to delete fucking everything, I wrote some scripts to archive fucking everything first. The text* file attached to this post contains over 1,700 archive links that cover most if not all of his posts on any currently active accounts I mentioned in my post. There are some cached versions of shit he already deleted too, but my primary focus was on preserving everything he hasn't had a chance to purge yet. Wanna see all 800+ of his posts on the bungie.org forums? They're in there. His comments on various Gawker sites? They're in there.
* It's technically a JSON but Null is gay so I had to change the extension. You can still open it like a text file if you're a boomer though.
Um, why did you dox the OP?
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Please shut your perkele up Jehova. DIDN'T YOU SHIT AROUND THE EDGE OF THE TOILET SEAT YESTERDAY?
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Give the early pages of this thread a quick read. You're in for a treat
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Because it's funny.
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This thread is a fucking journey.
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Is it still screaming into the void if the void keeps laughing?
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Maybe someday, I'll have that brain prosthesis I always wanted.
Maybe you'll kill yourself, you pathetic piece of shit.
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Because it's fucking funny.
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Because he didn't; this retarded person who needs to lick their doorknobs linked his drivel with his username he uses for everything.
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To be fair, the OP doxed himself by leaving personal info attached to a word document.
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There's this special section of the wall of your room that leads to a fully immersive world with entirely convincing haptic feedback and infinite potential questlines.