Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SituationTypeThing]

"It just hurts my heart" lol this bitch

Along with "trust me" and starting statements with "you guys", this phrase is another tell that whatever Amber is saying is bullshit.

If you can't see people out in masks without crying then maybe just stay the fuck home. You know, like you're supposed to be doing anyway. Amber doesn't drive, Amber doesn't do anything other than sit on her shelf ass. Becky has no need for her to accompany her while she runs errands.

I don't know why Amber stays in the car while Becky goes in. Should be the other way since, according to Amber, she's a totally healthy big gorl. Meanwhile we know becky's got the 'betus, a big risk factor. Also, Becky is obese. Not as obese as amber, but that's like saying it's significantly less risky for a 71 year old to go out than a 75 year old. Geriatric is geriatric.

Re: her request for people deepest, darkest secrets, someone should send her emails using chantal's storytime lies as their deepest darkest secret. Any of her stories, or her realities "I regularly relieve myself on public pavement" would be shameful for most people. Maybe add in a bit of hijab amy with "my son thinks he uncle is his randomly adoptive father"

edit: spelling is hard y'all

 

[a dinosaur]

"It just hurts my heart" lol this bitch

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

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This is quite tempting to ol' Slappy here. Not that I'm doing much at the moment anyway. Storytime of "deepest" and "darkest" secrets!! Oh my, what fun!!

Think I could gag a maggot?

 

[kiwirevolving]

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A lot of things seem to lately hurt her heart

Is she sure it's not just fat surrounding it and not dumb shit like someone from the household taking a piece of cheese from her?

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Teams are retrieving up to 280 bodies a day from NYC homes, the dead are overflowing into refrigerated trucks, but let's make sure to shower poor Amber with asspats. Fucking cunt.

Has she even expressed an iota of concern for Ricky, and what he may have been exposed to? How about Becky and the medical problems that make her vulnerable?

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

She's such a troll. She knows the feigned empathy routine triggers the fuck out of people right now. Her almost 9k dislikes on the last upload proves this. Nobody's buying her bullshit. She's baiting, because there's major financial incentive to do so.

I share in everyone's disgust, but let's not forget, this is her entire brand and if people lose interest completely, she's fucked. Really really fucked. She's an insufferable cunt of a human being, but she knows who butters her bread at the end of the day.

She wants the mob to come for her, because she laughs all the way to the bank when they do!

 

[10547875]

Her funds drying up will be perfect karma for all of the bullshit she's pulled/continues to pull. I wonder what Eric, Ricky and Becky will do when she can't afford rent/gifts/food anymore.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Yep, being selfish and intolerable IS Albert’s bread and butter. It may be fuckin annoying but she’s not too dumb to know that’s what keeps her ass off those bleak Kentucky streets. I mean it is part of her personality as well but she has it dialed in that amping up the most awful parts of herself will bring in the cash.

edit for gram gram

 

[marjoram]

@SAVE TWINKIE! Helped me upload it lol
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Shaddup, Self-Servinglynn. Nobody buys yer aping of human emotions. We know you're incapable.
Go stuff some Reese's down yer food hole and piss off with this shit.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Shaddup, Self-Servinglynn. Nobody buys yer aping of human emotions. We know you're incapable.
Go stuff some Reese's down yer food hole and piss off with this shit.

I missed that kitten flipping me off. I can't wait to hear all the fake secrets she gathers. I hope there are some obvious movie plots submitted, but people are going to have to choose movies with themes that gorl wouldn't watch, like films that make you think.

 

[Dragon Lady]

I missed that kitten flipping me off. I can't wait to hear all the fake secrets she gathers. I hope there are some obvious movie plots submitted, but people are going to have to choose movies with themes that gorl wouldn't watch, like films that make you think.

Not even just movie that makes people think, she doesn't like literally anything outside the realm of basic bitch.

 

[No One Cares]

Wtf? Did she eat through all that food already? I'm not surprised, really, but damn. Going out for groceries again? Crying because old people are in masks. This bitch has absolutely no clue of any reality other than sitting on her ass, doing the absolute least to make money, and having those around her too scared of losing their cash cow to be honest and tell her to shut the fuck up about her feelings, and grow up. I would love for someone to slap the shit out of her and give her a reality check. Entitled, narcissistic piece of garbage.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Wtf? Did she eat through all that food already? I'm not surprised, really, but damn. Going out for groceries again? Crying because old people are in masks. This bitch has absolutely no clue of any reality other than sitting on her ass, doing the absolute least to make money, and having those around her too scared of losing their cash cow to be honest and tell her to shut the fuck up about her feelings, and grow up. I would love for someone to slap the shit out of her and give her a reality check. Entitled, narcissistic piece of garbage.

I agree. She had so much food that she could throw away that cheese. Why is she back to the grocery store? Fortunately, the great majority of the old people that she crying about are going to be fine, whether they catch Covid-19 or not. I cannot say the same thing about super morbidly obese people.

 

[Phalanx]

Amber needs to be careful, she is inciting not just hate but utter disdain. This whole ordeal atm, I thought she was a pretty vile person but she exceeded it. She is such a fucking hypocrite and she is actively endangering people's lives like Becky's Mom who I honestly do not wish death upon. She is not a nice person but no one deserves to die to that virus.

At least after this she is going to be poor and she is going to get shanked on the street and a homeless person is going to recreate the TonTon scene from Star Wars.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

A lot of things seem to lately hurt her heart

Specifically it's her left anterior descending artery that hurts, it's probably 95% blocked. She's one tube of turkey away from making the world a better place.

 

[mekalekahi]

She ate like 6 boxes of minute rice to herself in a week so she doesnt seem very concerned about how others are doing. She keeps talking about watching the news but they specifically said not to stock pile food or travel to visit family-both things shes achieved while being high risk with a bmi of 100.

 

[Dragon Lady]

Her taste in music is unsurprisingly garbage and I say that as a kpop fan

 

[Phalanx]

Hey Fat cunt NO ONE and I mean no one gives a fuck about your shit music. I like how she has resulted to trolling snap chat now. she is so desperate for attention

 

[Moonpie]

Her taste in music is unsurprisingly garbage and I say that as a kpop fan

Her shit taste in music doesn't surprise me.
But this beast mock singing during the title quarantine day 148 while thinking she's cute, quirky and sooooo empathetic is almost fucking comical.
She's so fucking dense and out of touch with the real world it's pathetic.
No one gives two flying fucks fattie. Go back to stuffing your face.

Btw that wart on her nose is looking larger like every thing else on her. Doing that stupid chin dab. She must be on a cloud since they refilled her food supply

So just happened upon this.
Booolying. Who the fuck would post this on Google support?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's not manic - she's on 1 of her arrogant, smug highs. Those seem to happen when she's happily binging & not pretending to feel bad about doing so. Crash & burn within a week. Yeah - she's really worried about the pandemic with captions such as Day 148.