Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,604
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Agoraphobic Bullshit said:
No, you utter mong. In churches people are exposed to hundreds of people in an open air environment. In a drive in movie, families are confined to their own car.

I guess I can't count on Russell to understand the concept of "social contact", "family units", or "cars".
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The Easter service in the article is for a drive-in Easter service. That's why he's comparing it to drive-in movies.
 
Step forward, Robbie Johnson, it's your turn to be sued for misrepresentations! Your singing was supposed to get a hot celeb to slob on Russ's knob and you failed. Time to learn the hard way why interacting with Russell Greer is always, without fail, a big mistake.

Either that or he's gonna sue the hot counsellor who totally believed him that Taylor Swift gave him PTSD (so Taylor had better slob on his knob asap). His life isn't better after two sessions of drooling all over the counsellor's office, AND she hasn't gone on a date with Russ. What sort of counsellor hates the disabled like that?
 
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badboy2000 said:
the word burn makes me hope this is the one where each step is a flame and he goes whoo-hoo-hoo

eta bad reviews for Garna Mejia coming up
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Can you imagine the Greer-sized chimpout if any media outlet ever actually did an accurate story about him and what a piece of utter shit he is?
 
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Cilleystring said:
"before she burns the whole place down"

Sounds like another T Swift tune
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It's got to be about some sexy woman or other.

Russ cannot seem to describe a woman's attractiveness in a way other than "hot", "fire", "flames", etc. At least in a non-vulgar song anyway.

And it looks like Garna Mejia is an attractive toothy Latina from his local news station:

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That's a funny way of saying "I'm banned from Twitter for sexual harassment."
 
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