Welcome back, we knew you couldn't resist.
Well, time for the beginning of my "statistical analysis" if Melinda still wants to put up the facade that this is a site that's intended to debate ethics and morality.
Since her "departure" on Tuesday at approx 12:30PM CST (rounding these off to quarterly intervals because I'm not gonna be fucked to put in the effort of serious mathematics for our lil juden), there have been 17 messages until she came back on Saturday at, 11:30PM, so in total a span of about 119 hours if my math is correct, giving us an average of a message every 7 hours.
For a thread as big as this with about 15 people following actively with various not as active, that's pretty dead.
Lets compare this to the less than 2 hours you've returned with a post.
11:30 PM to now (1:15 AM CST), that's about an hour and a half, with 7 messages in response (including this one right here), meaning that's an average of 4 messages an hour.
See the spike in activity?
You perpetuate the fucking thread, Melinda.
If you want me to go back to page 1, you weren't here and it was only about 40 pages long if i'm correct from the original date of the OP to New Years Eve, each thread on the site has 25 messages, so that's 1000 messages over the span of like 29 months, which is approx 34 messages a month, which really aint that much when you consider that averages daily to about a message daily. Of course, it was most active during the start of the thread, which can be seen in the first 20-25 pages of the thread, which is usually commonplace with a new thread that's got some news going on, which yours did in the form of various lawsuits and your responses to Null on YouTube and via email (which could still count as evidence that you perpetuated the thread, but I'm only considering the time either you or Marshmallow have been talking on the Farms). Marshall hopped on here on Dec. 31, 2019, resurrecting a thread that had been left effectively dead since about early October, with his last message being on Jan. 15, 2020, and you joined shortly after so separating time differently wouldn't really do much.
Marshall's last post was in page 135.
From page 39 to 135, Marshall was pretty active and keeping conversation active, specifically with and around him being the most fucking re.tarded individual on hand. 16 days, a 96 page boost, about 6 new pages a day on average. Of course, you also played into that by jumping into the thread, since two idiots in once means more to respond to.
I could go on, but the amount of times you claim to leave dispersed with the amount of activity you cause is so much, it makes it a bit hard to find exact dates and posts where you do claim to leave and the activity after that post and when you decide to return, but should I ever return to do so, I'm pretty sure the same rates I've discovered would stay similarly true.
And before you pull the "BUUT THE OTHER PAGE WAS THE POINT A STUPID FUCK PAGAN IT WAS ANDREWSSS THREAD GOOO GOO GAGA" dumb shit, you specifically said "start from page 1", implying to an extent that point A is, at least in this case, infact, page 1 of the thread, which I still disagree with but if we want to go off your word, that's what it is. You can't dispute that I'm using the wrong info here without you yourself being wrong.
TamarYaelBatYah, your move, Ms. Piggy.
EDIT: Fixed my math a bit, fucked up with the recent messages of now