Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[raritycunt]

Oh good, we're going to get an apartment tour. I've never seen an apartment before so this will be the quality entertainment that keeps me returning.

Oh God, I don't want to see the inside of Peetz room. I bet you can see how much it smells.

Peetz room smells like body odour, KFC and semen I’m so sure.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Rub catnip on the cat trees and when they scratch elsewhere, zap them with the water bottle set to a nice long, thin stream so you can do it on the sly. If the water comes from "nowhere" they associate the unpleasant squirt with the behavior rather than the person squirting the water.

The key is to be consistent and not be lazy, and we are talking about Chantal. She lets them eat on the table and walk all over every kitchen surface with kitty litter paws, and she doesn't clean. Someone this foul would be content to have scratched up pissy furniture. She may leave it all behind, but the new place will be trashed and smelly within weeks and the furniture will look shredded in a matter of months .

 

[Beluga]

Another completely useless info that I remember from her livestreams and takes valuable space in my brain: she said that she wanted to buy one of those "Live, laugh, love" decorations to hang in the kitchen but Peetz vetoed it, and she said this unironically.

Why the fuck do I know this, honestly, I'm ashamed of myself.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Another completely useless info that I remember from her livestreams and takes valuable space in my brain: she said that she wanted to buy one of those "Live, laugh, love" decorations to hang in the kitchen but Peetz vetoed it, and she said this unironically.

Why the fuck do I know this, honestly, I'm ashamed of myself.

How does she manage to get more and more basic?

Even fucking PEETZ knows that shit is Karen-tier trash.

 

[raritycunt]

Another completely useless info that I remember from her livestreams and takes valuable space in my brain: she said that she wanted to buy one of those "Live, laugh, love" decorations to hang in the kitchen but Peetz vetoed it, and she said this unironically.

Why the fuck do I know this, honestly, I'm ashamed of myself.

She’s gonna fashion her own version that just says “eat, eat, eat” and put it in her mukbang backdrop

 

[Punkinsplice]

I bet she gets a big sign that says "kitchen", though, and she chooses dollar store "French Country" decor.

 

[toiling in obscurity]

She’s gonna fashion her own version that just says “eat, eat, eat” and put it in her mukbang backdrop

I think staysi had a sign in the background of her latest Chantal video that said “live laugh eat”. She’s up to date on the lore

 

[Testostrogen]

She’s gonna fashion her own version that just says “eat, eat, eat” and put it in her mukbang backdrop

 

[Twa Corbies]

Another completely useless info that I remember from her livestreams and takes valuable space in my brain: she said that she wanted to buy one of those "Live, laugh, love" decorations to hang in the kitchen but Peetz vetoed it, and she said this unironically.

Why the fuck do I know this, honestly, I'm ashamed of myself.

What? No poster with a cat on a branch, with the tag, "Hang in there, Baby"

 

[Occipital Fupa]

You guys don’t know your basics or what? This suits Chantal perfectly.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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What are you doing, Sham?!

So the Beezer fucked up not only the furniture but the carpets too. She defends him by saying that she bought him scratching posts, but he doesn't use them because cats aren't obedient like dogs are. I'm inclined to agree on some level, but it's Chantal so I won't. I could PL here but I'll just say that cats can be successfully redirected so that they don't tear your shit to ribbons. She's probably never tried to train him. She just lets him do what he wants. I look forward to seeing how quickly he'll fuck up her budget-busting new furniture.

On a side note, why do they always leave the TV on when they're not using it? It's become a little pet peeve of mine.

Edited for clarity.

Thing is, if a cat tells the scratching post to fuck off it needs to be somewhere else until they like it. Owning a cat is in some way knowing that you are it's bitch.

Sham is a pretty cute cat though, so I'll forgive him.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Thing is, if a cat tells the scratching post to fuck off it needs to be somewhere else until they like it. Owning a cat is in some way knowing that you are it's bitch.

Sham is a pretty cute cat though, so I'll forgive him.

Even though Chantal is not the greatest pet owner, I am at least glad she owns cats instead of dogs.

They would never get bathed or walked a day in their life.

 

[coffeepencil]

Anyone want to bet on what the last fastfood binge in this apartment / the first one in the next one will be?

I'm going to guess Wendys will be the last in this apartment and Arbys will be the first in the next one.

Not like it actually matters, but hey.

 

[For queue]

i would hope that the death fats at least take whats known as a Whore Bath. Scrub the pits, tits, and clit. (gunt folds don't rhyme). If they are not doing that, yeast infections and skin breakdown is assured. What you DON'T DO is powder the folds with cornstarch like a certain fatty. That just gives the yeasty beasties something to feed on.

Yeast is hard to come by these days due to panic buyers so at least they have their own supply

 

[Organic's calories free]

Anyone want to bet on what the last fastfood binge in this apartment / the first one in the next one will be?

I'm going to guess Wendys will be the last in this apartment and Arbys will be the first in the next one.

Not like it actually matters, but hey.

I'm going with KFC. She usually binges/bitches on McD's but has KFC prior to the new journey moment. But who cares tbh.

 

[kiwirevolving]

When you think she couldn't get even more lazy with her last pizza mukbang, she now posts pics of canned food

And probably just straight up eats out of them too

 

[Barbarella]

Anyone want to bet on what the last fastfood binge in this apartment / the first one in the next one will be?

I'm going to guess Wendys will be the last in this apartment and Arbys will be the first in the next one.

Not like it actually matters, but hey.

She seems to go to McDonalds when stressed, so Mickey Ds both times. But she’ll also eat pizza, cake, Wendy’s, and whatever else she can gulp down.

She needs a toilet bowl cleaner and many household items, but the fridge will be stocked first. And now poor Peetz will be the one to throw away the rotting vegetables for her fake health food fantasies. If Peetz shows up.

 

[Assman]

When you think she couldn't get even more lazy with her last pizza mukbang, she now posts pics of canned food

And probably just straight up eats out of them too

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'Overstuffed beef'
You are what you eat has never been more accurate.

 

[Turd Blossom]

When you think she couldn't get even more lazy with her last pizza mukbang, she now posts pics of canned food

And probably just straight up eats out of them too

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"Extra Farci"... Oh Chantal, you're the gift that keeps on giving.

Edit: Alas, ninja'd by @Assman. As a side note I greatly appreciate the irony of "Assman", who I can only assume is something of an ass-aficionado following the antics of Clotso who has one of the saddest, flattest, most misshapen derrieres in the western hemisphere.

 

[Tomssu]

Very kewl Chantal

Spoiler: Closer look