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She was probably trying to be relatable, quirky and funny but she forgot that 1- nobody believes she took a shower and doesn't stink on a regular basis; 2- she's not cute enough to pull this off; 3- she's an insufferable cunt.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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She's gross. No underlying reason, she's just really gross.
Petty_Crocker
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Her loyal viewers seem to love this type of stuff and think it’s quirky and relatable. She’s tapped into an audience of fat nasty middle age pigs and some weird younger demographic who also likes eating greasy fast food,farts and stories about being slutty. That’s the scary part, that she has supportive viewers that truly enjoy her personality and they are just like her and walk among us. I love to click on the profiles and see what they look like and if they have any content of their own, fascinating stuff when you’re bored.
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I hate how Chantal eats salads. It's always basic ice berg lettuce with a single topping and a cup of ranch. What in the fuck. Throw some damn romaine and a tomato in there. Ya'll a quarter of a ton and not even eatin' good!!!
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I hate how she acts like this is her favourite food. "I was craving a salad." Bitch, no you weren't. You film five mukbangs a day and eat whatever is in the fridge, then get takeout. She just craves salt and fat but can't resist anything that's in the fridge.
Queen of Moderation
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Generally speaking, a salad showcases fresh leafy greens and other vegetables. Any dressings or toppings are meant to enhance flavors. Not mask them. Chinny's "salad" is always just a vehicle for ranch dressing. The boring greens and veg she chooses are just to facilitate the eating of a bottle of dressing. She'd be better off just drinking it.
Who Now
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Why is she trying to convince us that she has so much to do for the move? What does she have to pack? Some clothes and make up. Everything else she is going to buy new.
She is already making snide comments about BB. She rolls her eyes about him all the time; what he is eating or not eating, his taste in tv and his showering habits. (He probably takes so many showers in order to have a few minutes of peace. We have heard her bellowing at him in videos, can you imagine hearing that all day?) It will get worse when her new dream life is not all that she fantasized about. She will start blaming him as the reason her life is so miserable. She will start calling him and whining and after a few times, he won't take her calls. That should produce some awesome bunny boiling rage and I'm here for it.
This is late but I think that photo at her mom's house is old. Her hair is longer and she was barefoot because her mother gave her a pedicure
She is already making snide comments about BB. She rolls her eyes about him all the time; what he is eating or not eating, his taste in tv and his showering habits. (He probably takes so many showers in order to have a few minutes of peace. We have heard her bellowing at him in videos, can you imagine hearing that all day?) It will get worse when her new dream life is not all that she fantasized about. She will start blaming him as the reason her life is so miserable. She will start calling him and whining and after a few times, he won't take her calls. That should produce some awesome bunny boiling rage and I'm here for it.
This is late but I think that photo at her mom's house is old. Her hair is longer and she was barefoot because her mother gave her a pedicure
AlabamaWhitman
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I thought I recognized the photo as well. Turns out its just a very similar photo to one shes posted before. Its jarring how much bigger she is in the new one.
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What are you doing, Sham?!
So the Beezer fucked up not only the furniture but the carpets too. She defends him by saying that she bought him scratching posts, but he doesn't use them because cats aren't obedient like dogs are. I'm inclined to agree on some level, but it's Chantal so I won't. I could PL here but I'll just say that cats can be successfully redirected so that they don't tear your shit to ribbons. She's probably never tried to train him. She just lets him do what he wants. I look forward to seeing how quickly he'll fuck up her budget-busting new furniture.
On a side note, why do they always leave the TV on when they're not using it? It's become a little pet peeve of mine.
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I think her whole crunch-time preamble was cut from the same cloth she uses when she used to say "I've been going to the gym at 5AM every day and working out!" It portrays her in the best, influencer kind of light: busy as a bee, getting things done, living the life...
Her "packing" video from three weeks ago was a farce. She took her stack of roach-egg encrusted DVD cases (many of which lacked the DVD's) held up about three or four of them while deciding whether to keep it (wtf difference does it make? take them all, if you must!), and then she needed a break and a snack and a mukbang later in the same day to recover from the packing. That was recorded the day after she had a semi-argument with Bibi because there was no food in the fridge for him to eat, so it probably was more for Bibi's benefit than ours, kind of a "see? I really am moving out" gesture, which Bibi obviously has shrugged off.
Since then, the disinformation as been acute, and the disinformation also has to be filtered through layers of both crazy and stupid, so we will never know the truth of what it happening, even if she does somehow move.
As has been noted several times: no furniture, the movers will handle the new stuff. She doesn't really even need to clean anything, since Bibi is staying. I can only assume a check has already exchanged hands. All I can think of is her clothing (keep the newest, fattest clothes and chuck everything else) and her by-now probably roachy kitchen gadgets.
Part of the issue is physical. Remember how she nearly died when she "cleaned" her kitchen cupboard, revealing all the filth? It was during her manic "out of control" period last year. That literally almost killed her; at the time, I isolated her breathing and posted a video of it here.
Sifting through balls of soiled laundry on the floor of her closet and room will require a greater expenditure of time and energy (needless to say a normal human could take half an hour and get it done without any physical stress) So, the master procrastinator is putting this shit off. And in her uber-lazy mind, postponing shit till the last minute is the same as spending every waking minute doing it.
She is giddy and manic and just plain weird for the first six minutes, taking in her little girl voice, barely making sense from sentence to sentence, starting and losing multiple trains of thought all at once.
As she starts shoveling the food in, she is visible soothed as much as any junkie shooting up as I have ever seen. There is a rush, and she literally emits coos. Then, she is no longer manic, but a lot more focused, mentioning the nuts and bolts of moving, like utilities and all the stuff she needs to buy.
Clotso still is completely ignoring the existence of the virus. It is truly due to the diligence of other Ottawans that she is still oat and aboat. She thinks she can browse up and down the aisles of Walmart, handling the merchandise and breathing wetly and indiscriminately. I would wager a million dollars that she has no surgical mask or equivalent, so she might not even get let in. And still, it is not going to register on her ever unless she gets stricken with it.
Eating, as predicted, is in high gear as we approach the big day, less than 72 hours away.
The gourmand tells us "this sausage is savory" by way of review.
Earth to Peetz: do you know you are moving in three days?
Bet Bibi looks forward to watching Korean dramas without the ogre rolling her eyes about it.
Her "packing" video from three weeks ago was a farce. She took her stack of roach-egg encrusted DVD cases (many of which lacked the DVD's) held up about three or four of them while deciding whether to keep it (wtf difference does it make? take them all, if you must!), and then she needed a break and a snack and a mukbang later in the same day to recover from the packing. That was recorded the day after she had a semi-argument with Bibi because there was no food in the fridge for him to eat, so it probably was more for Bibi's benefit than ours, kind of a "see? I really am moving out" gesture, which Bibi obviously has shrugged off.
Since then, the disinformation as been acute, and the disinformation also has to be filtered through layers of both crazy and stupid, so we will never know the truth of what it happening, even if she does somehow move.
As has been noted several times: no furniture, the movers will handle the new stuff. She doesn't really even need to clean anything, since Bibi is staying. I can only assume a check has already exchanged hands. All I can think of is her clothing (keep the newest, fattest clothes and chuck everything else) and her by-now probably roachy kitchen gadgets.
Part of the issue is physical. Remember how she nearly died when she "cleaned" her kitchen cupboard, revealing all the filth? It was during her manic "out of control" period last year. That literally almost killed her; at the time, I isolated her breathing and posted a video of it here.
Sifting through balls of soiled laundry on the floor of her closet and room will require a greater expenditure of time and energy (needless to say a normal human could take half an hour and get it done without any physical stress) So, the master procrastinator is putting this shit off. And in her uber-lazy mind, postponing shit till the last minute is the same as spending every waking minute doing it.
She is giddy and manic and just plain weird for the first six minutes, taking in her little girl voice, barely making sense from sentence to sentence, starting and losing multiple trains of thought all at once.
As she starts shoveling the food in, she is visible soothed as much as any junkie shooting up as I have ever seen. There is a rush, and she literally emits coos. Then, she is no longer manic, but a lot more focused, mentioning the nuts and bolts of moving, like utilities and all the stuff she needs to buy.
Clotso still is completely ignoring the existence of the virus. It is truly due to the diligence of other Ottawans that she is still oat and aboat. She thinks she can browse up and down the aisles of Walmart, handling the merchandise and breathing wetly and indiscriminately. I would wager a million dollars that she has no surgical mask or equivalent, so she might not even get let in. And still, it is not going to register on her ever unless she gets stricken with it.
Eating, as predicted, is in high gear as we approach the big day, less than 72 hours away.
The gourmand tells us "this sausage is savory" by way of review.
Earth to Peetz: do you know you are moving in three days?
Bet Bibi looks forward to watching Korean dramas without the ogre rolling her eyes about it.
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Cats also have individual preferences when it comes to scratching surfaces, both when it comes to materials (some prefer raw wood, corrugated cardboard, sisal rope, burlap/hessian, or textiles to the usual carpeted posts) as well as how the surface is oriented (vertical, horizontal, or at an angle). Some need a lot more space to stretch out while clawing than others. Some want to be up high where they can see what's going on around them while they shred.
A lot of genuinely caring people wonder why their cats still shred surfaces they aren't supposed to despite having a cat tree, so Chantal's not alone in this. But Chantal's profoundly stupid, as well as lazy, so it probably hasn't even occurred to her to seek out further information on how to deal with the problem. She bought a scratching post; it didn't work; not her fault. So she lets the cats destroy shit because deep down, she doesn't really care. To care would take time, energy, and money away from stuffing her face, after all.
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I only had one cat an eternity ago (half-feral and it went as well as one would expect) and he had short fur so I'm always wondering, is Sam's fur supposed to look this unruly? He looks like a stray except fatter, tbh. Which is a shame because he is beautiful.
Also, since she was crying about how upset her cats were when they had to stay in the hotel because of the roach infestation, how come she seems not worried now when she's supposedly moving permanently?
AlanTuringsGhost
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So it looks like Chantal finally has made the decision to give no more fucks and go all in on mukbangs to the bitter end. What a savage.
Also it looks like Bibi might be sick. Does Chantal give a fuck, hell no.
Also it looks like Bibi might be sick. Does Chantal give a fuck, hell no.
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She literally does this every week. Soon she'll have a revelation that she needs to get healthy and start a fake diet for a few days before going back to mukbangs again.
They don't call it the Chantal Cycle for nothing.
AlanTuringsGhost
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Her internal organs don't know about the Chantal Cycle. Sooner or later they'll give out or the COVID will get her.
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i would hope that the death fats at least take whats known as a Whore Bath. Scrub the pits, tits, and clit. (gunt folds don't rhyme). If they are not doing that, yeast infections and skin breakdown is assured. What you DON'T DO is powder the folds with cornstarch like a certain fatty. That just gives the yeasty beasties something to feed on.True but I wasn't implying that you shouldn't clean yourself every day. Even if you don't shower, you should, of course, have the common sense to take a washcloth, soap and water to clean yourself.
However, I reckon both, showering or cleaning yourself on a daily basis is way too much for a lazy deathfat that probably gets exhausted from putting her shitty hair up in a poop bun, like Chantal.
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Nope, Sam's fur is awful and it drives ne nuts. Chinny needs to brush both cats, especially now as they'll be losing their winter coats. But she won't 'cause lazy. There must be cat hair EVERYWHERE. I hope Chinny eats tons of it with every meal and then tries to cough up a 20 pound hairball....
AlanTuringsGhost
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LOL@The Whore Bath. That reminds me of a scene from The Sopranos, Season 2 when Tony & Pauli go to Italy to sell Mercedes automobiles. There's a scene where Pauli is with a skank hooker and she cleans up in the bathroom exactly like you describe.
Imagine how filthy Chantal's apartment is. Cat hair everywhere, dirt, roaches and food scraps. On top of that Chantal's BO.
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Oh good, we're going to get an apartment tour. I've never seen an apartment before so this will be the quality entertainment that keeps me returning.
Oh God, I don't want to see the inside of Peetz room. I bet you can see how much it smells.
Oh God, I don't want to see the inside of Peetz room. I bet you can see how much it smells.
AlanTuringsGhost
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It will be the height of hilarity to see a roach scurrying across and Chantal having the temerity to not edit it out of the video. She probably thinks roaches are charming.