Containment Random Chris Updates

[mertyville]

He just replied 1 word which isn't anything bad and I still cringed... I wonder how Courtney herself feels getting replies from Chris.

 

[Eugene90]

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Gotta love how Chris insisted on forcing his nose into holes where he wasn't even invited in the first place like the disgusting pig that he is.

 

[Rupin]

Looks like Chris isn't invited. Does he have a copy of the game?

of course he does. Chris was one of the first Let’s Plays with the original Animal Crossing.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

of course he does. Chris was one of the first Let’s Plays with the original Animal Crossing.

He should, as he was given a Switch. I'm surprised he doesn't do Let's Plays anymore, then again, the OG Animal Crossing and LBP just had him talk about himself. Even virtually, Chris is all about himself. I guess that's why he won't Let's Plays on other games that don't tailor to his creativity (Zelda, Mario, etc).

 

[SpumbleSplabloo]

He should, as he was given a Switch. I'm surprised he doesn't do Let's Plays anymore, then again, the OG Animal Crossing and LBP just had him talk about himself. Even virtually, Chris is all about himself. I guess that's why he won't Let's Plays on other games that don't tailor to his creativity (Zelda, Mario, etc).

I would almost be willing to pay money to watch him do Sonic let's plays.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I would almost be willing to pay money to watch him do Sonic let's plays.

He would probably set it on the easiest mode and just go for it. And then tard out if he ever falls off a cliff or gets killed.

 

[Alex Krycek]

He would probably set it on the easiest mode and just go for it. And then tard out if he ever falls off a cliff or gets killed.

Pre-Valium I’d agree with you. But now that he’s on that stuff and been to therapy I’m pretty sure he’d just blow a raspberry and say “aw crap” and start over.

The big reward would be him babbling about whatever’s supposed to be going on in C-197 as we are watching this game unfold and his rationale for why something is or isn’t happening.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He should, as he was given a Switch. I'm surprised he doesn't do Let's Plays anymore, then again, the OG Animal Crossing and LBP just had him talk about himself. Even virtually, Chris is all about himself. I guess that's why he won't Let's Plays on other games that don't tailor to his creativity (Zelda, Mario, etc).

He tried to become a let's player with destiny 2 a few years ago but he not only rambled on about bull shit but was so bad at the game his viewership dropped harder than a twitch thot who puts on weight

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He tried to become a let's player with destiny 2 a few years ago but he not only rambled on about bull shit but was so bad at the game his viewership dropped harder than a twitch thot who puts on weight

Chris is bad at everything.....even begging, I'm sure the Mexican kids with missing legs could give him a run for his money.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

He just replied 1 word which isn't anything bad and I still cringed... I wonder how Courtney herself feels getting replies from Chris.

I’m more concerned of the growing number of weens and enablers trying to force her into any kind of drama regarding Chris.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

He tried to become a let's player with destiny 2 a few years ago but he not only rambled on about bull shit but was so bad at the game his viewership dropped harder than a twitch thot who puts on weight

He also streamed while playing Uncharted on the easiest difficulty and still had trouble.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Some wéen asked what the backpack Chris is selling smells like.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

English isn’t my first language and the way Chris writes it doesn’t seem like it’s his first language either.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

English isn’t my first language and the way Chris writes it doesn’t seem like it’s his first language either.

I guess that's why in HS, the English teacher kept on lowering his grade.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Some wéen asked what the backpack Chris is selling smells like.

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So, yeah, smells like shit.

 

[A Grey Cat]

English isn’t my first language and the way Chris writes it doesn’t seem like it’s his first language either.

The pets were never on my bag and they're about 8 years old now.


There I can sum up all his bs in less words.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So, yeah, smells like shit.

Even if the Chandler pets weren't on the bag, the lingering smells within the environment will attach to the fabric, but Chris is too stupid to tell otherwise since he's already adapted to the scent.

One of the few changes CWC can accept.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

About 10 years ago I ordered a Game Boy Advance game from a private seller on Amazon. This little two inch by one inch chunk of plastic absolutely fucking reeked of weed smoke. However, it worked just fine. It still smells like weed smoke to this day. I can't imagine what anything from Chris's house smells like. I think him sweating like a pig in his reaction video attests to the fact that the house isn't ventilated very well and is insulated by piles of garbage and the stench of armpit, dog and cat shit plus Barb's gradual decay infuse anything that spends more than a minute in his house.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Looks like Chris isn't invited. Does he have a copy of the game?

of course he does. Chris was one of the first Let’s Plays with the original Animal Crossing.

Chris does not have Animal Crossing on Switch (yet)

Spoiler: Most of Chris Chan's games

I apologize for the quality.

Note: Nintendo only shows the most recent 20 games you played on your profile

But there are some things of note:

1. Chris plays a large amount of Tetris 99, a usual round of that is like 5 mins but Chris has managed to amass 295 hours of gameplay while "meditating".
2. Chris recently purchased ports of Sonic and Sonic 2 - both of which are also in Sega Genesis Classics which he already owned.
3. Chris buys both copies of Pokemon games, he purchased the Eevee version of Let's Go after already dedicating over 100 hours to the Pikachu version, and played it for less than an hour. He also purchased both Sword and Shield.

To give Chris the benefit of the doubt, he might not have spend money, maybe his orbiters gifted him these games like they gifted him the Switch...

 

[TrippinKahlua]

He is still using that stupid, poorly-emoted Mii avatar.