DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil just died in Swinecraft, dont ask me how........

NO NO PAPAVERA

 

[ZehnBoat]

Immediately after he starts minecraft:

"How do I make a furnace?"

This motherfucker still doesn't know how to do the most basic shit that a fuckin five year old can figure out.

his avatar in minecraft better be wearing a helmet to just walk around

 

[Pepper Jack]

DSP Tries It: Admitting to purjury on stream

He just told us that the switch is in fact a personal asset since it was donated by a fan and khet uses it. Claims he misspoke about it being business related,

 

[Jaximus]

So apparently we were all wrong, his switch is indeed not a business asset because it was gifted to him by a fan and he just misspoke in the 341 meeting. We’re the idiots alright....

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Technically Phil has two Switches. The first one he broke in one day. The second one was donated.

He was obviously referring to the inoperable broken Switch when he said it was business related and still owns it.

DEBUNKED

 

[DiabeticSP]

Bless the autism that ensures this goes down the grapevine to interested parties likely already tired of the vortex reaching outward towards them.

 

[Jaximus]

Technically Phil has two Switches. The first one he broke in one day. The second one was donated.

He was obviously referring to the inoperable broken Switch when he said it was business related and still owns it.

DEBUNKED

That could have worked, if it wasn’t for the fact he literally said: I misspoke in the meeting.

 

[Adamska]

The best part is he won't realize you never talk about a legal case if you know what's good for you. Pig's only hope is karma chooses to ignore him again.

 

[PutridElephant]

Vest is on now. Poor piggy is going to sweat

That could have worked, if it wasn’t for the fact he literally said: I misspoke in the meeting.

He "misspoke". Is that still perjury?

 

[DiabeticSP]

Vest is on now. Poor piggy is going to sweat

Did he hit the vest during the early stream?

It seems to barely be met later and later each stream.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Vest is on now. Poor piggy is going to sweat


He "misspoke". Is that still perjury?

Misspeaking in the meeting would be enough to trigger the 2004, just to be sure. Any statements he made prior to the filing, or after, that creates any reasonable doubt that his filing and 341 were factual and accurate will trigger an examination. This is done to discourage abuse of the system and punish those who attempt bankruptcy fraud.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Per Reddit, Apparently Half-Mil Phil is on sale in Walmart now.............


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That's a four-star Happy Hogan.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

Vest is on now. Poor piggy is going to sweat


He "misspoke". Is that still perjury?

I suppose it depends if he's made any attempt to correct it. I'd assume that the courts give some leeway as some folk don't perform well under pressure (or so my wife told me...). With all of the other fuckery in his application I reckon they're going to think he's clearly at it - not to mention that he's openly admitted that he's aware that he misspoke. Nancy is a person too, and would probably understand if he went out of his way to apologise and clear things up, but there's no fucking chance in hell that he's even tried. Hope it bites him in the ass.

Edit - @Sir Wesley Tailpipe is less autistic than me, read his answer.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Forgive me if it's already been answered but has anyone been able to deduce what really promoted the move to Washington or was it really for the reasons Phil mentioned?

Here's Phil being very real and matter of fact about his situation in CT circa 2012. This is hilarious knowing what we know now.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

This fucking mong seriously considers himself the Howard Stern of gaming? SMH I don't even need to refute that because it's that much of an exceptional claim that it refutes itself.

 

[tzgnilki]

reminder to tune into nick rekeita stream

 

[Zaryiu]

Is it possible Phil was/is spoiled because his parents felt bad about the fact they accidentally dropped him on his head? Because he's literally retarded and i'm trying to figure what event made him dumber than rocks, was he born like that?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is it possible Phil was/is spoiled because his parents felt bad about the fact they accidentally dropped him on his head? Because he's literally exceptional and i'm trying to figure what event made him dumber than rocks, was he born like that?

His dad seems like an okay guy. Started working at the helicopter plant as a machinist, took some college courses, and worked his way up to management. Same job for 30 years. He taught some courses at the local college. He ran for the city school board. A regular guy. (This is from searching his LinkedIn)

Phil's mom hasn't worked since she was in her early 20's, as a "beautician". Her job is to cook and do laundry. She babied Phil, combing his hair for him until he was in high school. Buying him groceries in college. Washing his clothes into his 30's. She taught him "nothing is your fault", the world always picks on the little guys. (This info is from Phil, so take it for what that's worth)

 

[Fallgout Boy]

So apparently we were all wrong, his switch is indeed not a business asset because it was gifted to him by a fan and he just misspoke in the 341 meeting. We’re the idiots alright....

So, wouldn't that mean that his PS4 Pro and his "business" TV are also personal assets, since they were supposedly "donated" by "generous anonymous fans"? The same fans that clamor for attention over a dollar apparently also gave him electronics worth hundreds of dollars, but wanted to stay anonymous. Sound good? Okay.

 

[Zaryiu]

His dad seems like an okay guy. Started working at the helicopter plant as a machinist, took some college courses, and worked his way up to management. Same job for 30 years. He taught some courses at the local college. He ran for the city school board. A regular guy. (This is from searching his LinkedIn)

Phil's mom hasn't worked since she was in her early 20's, as a "beautician". Her job is to cook and do laundry. She babied Phil, combing his hair for him until he was in high school. Buying him groceries in college. Washing his clothes into his 30's. She taught him "nothing is your fault", the world always picks on the little guys. (This info is from Phil, so take it for what that's worth)

Still that explain why he's a giant manchild but i wonder if Phil was always retarded like now and hid it not well or if at some point he degenerated mentally