DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nurse Ratchet]

Is it possible Phil was/is spoiled because his parents felt bad about the fact they accidentally dropped him on his head? Because he's literally exceptional and i'm trying to figure what event made him dumber than rocks, was he born like that?

I would venture to bet the title to my own Adult Grownass Woman House (House, yes, House & naht a Khan-dough) that a 3-minute irl encounter with Mrs. Birth Cannon Burnell would explain almost everything about him that just ain't wired right.

All neon signs point to that woman being like.. if you can even imagine this.. the Mecha-Streisand version of him. Ramp up everything about him ×9,001, add 3 packs of Marlboros/day, give it a second vagina, a weak-willed husband, & some talons. There you have it. Phil Girlnell.

And a person like the abomination I just described would totally also be the kind of hapless rètard that really would manage to drop their baby on its head. So don't rule out the TBI-In-His-Formative-Years theory, either.

Most of the time, you really can't produce a creature like him without all the elements: nature, nurture, & that one time you forgot to make sure the highchair tray went "click" before you wandered off to find your Scripto...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Never mind. Phil's dad treated him like a baby too and would call him every night because he was at work and couldn't tuck him in.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

His dad seems like an okay guy. Started working at the helicopter plant as a machinist, took some college courses, and worked his way up to management. Same job for 30 years. He taught some courses at the local college. He ran for the city school board. A regular guy. (This is from searching his LinkedIn)

Phil's mom hasn't worked since she was in her early 20's, as a "beautician". Her job is to cook and do laundry. She babied Phil, combing his hair for him until he was in high school. Buying him groceries in college. Washing his clothes into his 30's. She taught him "nothing is your fault", the world always picks on the little guys. (This info is from Phil, so take it for what that's worth)

Something oddly omitted from his LinkedIn is that he's an ex-Marine. Wonder if he was dishonorably discharged?

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Still that explain why he's a giant manchild but i wonder if Phil was always exceptional like now and hid it not well or if at some point degenerated mentally

Over 10+ years of alcoholism can't do some serious fucking damage to the human brain.

 

[Adamska]

Over 10+ years of alcoholism can't do some serious fucking damage to the human brain.

Hiding and refusing to talk to people since Rambo left is also probably doing a lot of damage too.

 

[DZoomer]

Sorry for being late and gay, but what is this about Phil saying that he misspoke in the meeting? He misspoke about what exactly?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Sorry for being late and gay, but what is this about Phil saying that he misspoke in the meeting? He misspoke about what exactly?

He accidentally said his Nintendo Switch was strictly business related.

He meant to say it was for personal use and his wife plays it all the time.

Honest slip of the tounge.

 

[tzgnilki]

dsp's patented technique of "ignore it and it'll go away", idk if that will work this time

I do like how his fake persona only lasts about an hour until he starts getting irritated and says stupid shit like that nintendo switch meme from today

when is the next "state of the king" due, it has been a while since there was a debunking stream where he retcons everything

 

[Iron Father]

Was watching a mini-documentary about fatbergs (huge boulders of congealed fat, human waste and flushed paper that form in sewer systems) and it made me wonder how many fatbergs DSP has created over the years while flushing pans of grease down his toilet.

 

[Frogga]

when is the next "state of the king" due, it has been a while since there was a debunking stream where he retcons everything

I think he said he was going to do another one of those “quarterly podcasts” at the end of April, along with ask the king. Though I haven’t heard him mention it in a while now, so he’s probably forgotten his own schedule.

 

[tomstone]

Here's Phil being very real and matter of fact about his situation in CT circa 2012. This is hilarious knowing what we know now.

could it be that he paid so much taxes in ct because he made insane amounts of money on youtube during this time? like 300-400k insane?

 

[Salubrious]

Dave just bitched that he has to install his air conditioner this week cause it's in the 70's outside.

Maybe he has a different brand than I do, but why was it uninstalled in the first place?

The few clips I've seen, it sounds like he has to uninstall and reinstall it for winter. Is that a thing? Because I have a box air conditioner in one of the rooms in my house and it just stays installed all year round.

If Leanna not wanting to have to pay taxes on her "soap business" even had the slightest impact on Phil's life-ruining decision to move out there, that makes it even more hilarious.
You know, considering the tens of dollars a month she was netting from that lucrative business.

Maybe I'm thinking of something else like the lottery, but do you even need to pay taxes if your business does not generate at least $600 in income? Was she that optimistic for some reason?

It always seemed like one of those "businesses" that was destined to make less money, especially hourly, than just getting any minimum wage job.

 

[Gramh]

Unless DSP has the jankiest air unit ever there's never a good reason to go through the process of taking it out of the window. The weight of those things alone would be too much for Philbert to manage unless he's got some dirt cheap tiny fucker.

 

[Salubrious]

I think I know how DSP's mind works.

I'd bet he'd pigsplain the difference between a "tax write off" on his taxes and a "business asset" in his bankruptcy.

King of Semantics.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Maybe he has a different brand than I do, but why was it uninstalled in the first place?

The few clips I've seen, it sounds like he has to uninstall and reinstall it for winter. Is that a thing? Because I have a box air conditioner in one of the rooms in my house and it just stays installed all year round.



Maybe I'm thinking of something else like the lottery, but do you even need to pay taxes if your business does not generate at least $600 in income? Was she that optimistic for some reason?

It always seemed like one of those "businesses" that was destined to make less money, especially hourly, than just getting any minimum wage job.

Yes, it's a box unit that goes in his window with a corrugated tube that blows "freezing" cold air. He can't leave it there all year because he assumes that the cold winter air would get in. But if it would do that, it isn't sealed very well. That would negate the purpose because hot air would be coming in the window during the summer. It isn't sealed because...

Unless DSP has the jankiest air unit ever there's never a good reason to go through the process of taking it out of the window. The weight of those things alone would be too much for Philbert to manage unless he's got some dirt cheap tiny fucker.

He pays some dudes to come over and install and uninstall the unit every year.

He apparently has money to spend on hiring a couple of real men to lift and plug in his AC unit, but can't afford to film himself eating a hamburger. The burger costs $8 and he would only make $5, a net loss of $3! Just because his fans ask for DSP Tries It doesn't mean it's a smart idea and Phil isn't stupid.

 

[Gramh]

I was going to state how utterly stupid it is to pay people to remove what should be an insulated and sealed fixture in your window if you're going to have a unit at all, but then I remembered this is DSP who claims playing videogames and telling his audience to go fuck themselves is hard work and he's half a mil in the hole with a 100k a year beg-a-thon salary.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think I know how DSP's mind works.

I'd bet he'd pigsplain the difference between a "tax write off" on his taxes and a "business asset" in his bankruptcy.

King of Semantics.

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lmao. Sooooo butthurt he got called out and is shitting a brick because he's lied on his taxes, BK forms and meeting.

 

[Crisis Acting Instructor]

I love how he spends a full 20 seconds talking about how dumb the trolls are while his brain works overtime to figure out how he's going to spin this... Then, he "Uhhh"s and "Uhhmm"s his way through a confusing explanation where he refers to the switch as a "business purpose" "business write-off" and "tax write-off". He finishes by yelling "IN REALITY" multiple times and brings the proverbial hammer down on the idiot trolls once again, very convincing Phil!

 

[tzgnilki]

beggar's choice had 30 fraudulent votes, DSP made that conclusion because they were cast over a 10 minute period

maybe it was mentioned somewhere other than his own forum, maybe a forum where there is more than 2 ppl

glad to see all the top results are troll games

SOURCE



results

top secret forum link

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I love how he spends a full 20 seconds talking about how dumb the trolls are while his brain works overtime to figure out how he's going to spin this... Then, he "Uhhh"s and "Uhhmm"s his way through a confusing explanation where he refers to the switch as a "business purpose" "business write-off" and "tax write-off". He finishes by yelling "IN REALITY" multiple times and brings the proverbial hammer down on the idiot trolls once again, very convincing Phil!

The dude can compete with Joe Biden on who can make a less cohesive sentence. I've heard DSP change his opinions 2 to 3 times in a single monologue. Call people wrong then right then wrong then 'I don't know what you're talking about' then an 'in reality' segment ending with a goat laugh.

I bet a lot of us have grown used to that and if we watch his streams without no commentary it can go over our head, but if you check out a Tevin or LSB stream and try and listen to them make any sense of his word salads it's mind-boggling.

The dude's brain is running on Windows 98 with tons of adware.