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Well, it is a race. Just between time and her hardening arteries.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
- Thread starter BILLY MAYS
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Well, it is a race. Just between time and her hardening arteries.
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- Feb 20, 2019
She probably shoves the FitBit in her cleavage. Those "steps" are actually her tits bouncing all day.
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- Jun 13, 2016
If she owns a Fitbit she just leaves it clipped to Bowie. Tess is a fat slug who doesn’t walk more than 100 steps per day on average.Why do I feel like that was put up for our benefit... Still don't believe you fatty.
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- Jan 13, 2020
I didn't think she would set up a tripod in the middle of the turn lane. She also doesn't seem to carry one while walking. I figured someone was with her or drove her there and she got out took the photo and back in and away they went.
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- Jun 17, 2016
You guys are missing the obvious. She uses an arm holder for her phone, and it counts how often she opens the refrigerator each day, and how often she puts something in her mouth. 
Her toddler isn’t faking it for her because he’s watching TV all day so he’ll leave her alone. What, she ain’t chasing no baby around.
No way she realized she ate herself out of work and thus is secretly dieting. The world has to change for her, not the other way around. So now she keeps injecting her face and thinking that makes her so pretty that they’ll all overlook her “marginalized“ size. Gucci will be calling any day now...
Her toddler isn’t faking it for her because he’s watching TV all day so he’ll leave her alone. What, she ain’t chasing no baby around.
No way she realized she ate herself out of work and thus is secretly dieting. The world has to change for her, not the other way around. So now she keeps injecting her face and thinking that makes her so pretty that they’ll all overlook her “marginalized“ size. Gucci will be calling any day now...
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Best case scenario is Jolene is having to photograph her fat couch stealer. Worst case Tess is risking exposing everyone to wuflu by getting randos to take dumb photos. Not even the threat of respiratory failure will stop Tess’s vanity and attention seeking.
At least if she managed to get her entire household sick she’s the one most likely to drop dead of the WuFlu. Bad time to be super massively morbidly obese.
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3 1/2 miles is a bit more than a 5K (which is 3.1 miles). I've walked one of those before and it took me about 2 hours going at a steady pace. You could sprint and get it done in about that amount of time, maybe, but no fucking way is she sprinting.
Also, I wish she'd stop trying to be motivational. Anyone else said that, I'd agree. But she's got a lot of nerve.
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- Feb 21, 2016
Tess flexes her fancy press on nails, because surely this company is ONLY making HER press ons, and no one else. But just this once, you too can buy these tres exclusive ~custom~ nails.
How long do you think she can scam freebies from this one in exchange for Stories? Priscilla Ono dropped her ages ago because she's running a business, not a charity.
Her skin is appalling
How long do you think she can scam freebies from this one in exchange for Stories? Priscilla Ono dropped her ages ago because she's running a business, not a charity.
Her skin is appalling
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- Jan 7, 2019
Appalling??!! I think she would refer to it as "dewy". She seems to be dewy with alarming, blinding frequency.
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- Aug 16, 2018
Tess’s poor diet mixed with too much highlighter just shows how grotesque her face looks. Highlighter, as implied by the name, is supposed to bring out features. Tess’s features are all covered by fat and fillers, so she looks more like a greased pig rather than the “dewy goddess” she claims she is. Due to her lack of features, she looks better when she doesn’t cover her face in highlighter.
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It's like all those fillers are sliding down her cheeks and are in a very weird place on her face.
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- Feb 21, 2016
Doh! When u ain't outfitted in 3 levels of spandex, the lower ham hock cannot be lifted high enough to hide the hanging pannis
And she was smaller then
And she was smaller then
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" I look Fooooooine"
Oh honey... no.
Oh honey... no.
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- Feb 21, 2016
This is fine. Everything is fine... normal women crush their hoops with their shoulders...
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- Jan 7, 2019
And legs that are shaped like triangles are "cute". They're not revolting and grotesque. They're cute.
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No knee cap to speak of
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Tess, who hasn't had a full time job since 2014, is bragging about nearing walking the average amount of steps people take every day. Almost like a sentient being! Wow amazing good job. She posts a joke about fat people thinking they're athletes after 10 minutes of movement.
My guess is she's eating 3x her normal binges because she's moving more and that deserves a treat.
Tess claims to lounge about in little black dresses all day. When she isn't working out constantly, of course.
Bitch, we all know Jolene is running after Bowie all day while you hide in the bathroom snarfing up leftovers on the toilet.
My guess is she's eating 3x her normal binges because she's moving more and that deserves a treat.
Tess claims to lounge about in little black dresses all day. When she isn't working out constantly, of course.
Bitch, we all know Jolene is running after Bowie all day while you hide in the bathroom snarfing up leftovers on the toilet.
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- Aug 8, 2018
I honestly think this was a bad Photoshop job. She was trying to smooth it out and did too good of a job.
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- Oct 9, 2016
Her bragging about her steps also shows something else...she doesn't do a damn thing in the way of engaging with or parenting her small active child.
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