@TamarYaelBatYah , one thing you absolutely need to do is ask yourself: why am I here? I don’t mean in the metaphysical sense, or even to you yourself participating in this thread. I mean: why do I have an entry on Kiwifarms?
It’s easy at this point to think of some garbage excuse about how we are all demons or wicked or secretly jealous of your fabulous prosperity. I want you to take an honest look at the OTHER subjects of this website. To list a few:
Russell Greer: Impotent, spiteful paralegal failure who tried to sue female celebrities when they didn’t respond to his sexual
Lucas Werner: Fat homeless pedophile obsessed with how his sperm telomeres will singlehandedly save the human race if he has sex with an 18-24 year old (really just a thinly veiled scheme to get laid)
Jonathan/Jessica Yaniv: Insane tranny with a humiliation fetish who’s bent on forcing women to wax his genitals, suing beauticians, and getting revenge on immigrants
Nick Bate: an older lolcow, revealed himself as a scat fetishist pedophile who has since been arrested and is serving a decades-long sentence for sexual contact with a minor
MylarBalloonFan: crazy European autist obsessed with preteen cartoons and merchandise, with an irrational hatred for latex balloons
The ever-famous Chris Chandler: namesake of the website for years, legendary autist known for shoving crayola materials in his butt, fearing the man in the pickle suit, and getting constantly catfished throughout his love-quest to find a boyfriend-free girl.
This is the tiniest, tiniest sampling of the dross that earn threads on this site. There’s homeless scamming trannies, neo-Nazi failed shooters, insane vindictive failed wannabe-lawyers, fetishists of literally every flavour, and abject failures in life. Now, do you notice who DOESN’T get a thread here? Normal, average people. Why? Because they aren’t funny.
You are here because you are such a failure, so impotent, so angry, and so colossally incapable of change that you are hilarious to us. We don’t rage against your religious morals; we don’t seek to destroy you. In fact, that’s counter to our ultimate goal: to have you caper for our amusement. Nobody here wants you to change in any way because then the laughs stop.
What is the biggest most irrefutable proof that you and your idiot husband are an enormous hilarious loser? YOU ARE HERE.
And you are in very, very similar company.