Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[JambledUpWords]

Why must you thirst post?


Tess, you aren’t exerting yourself enough to justify protein shakes. People use protein shakes as part of recovery and bulking up. You’re bulky enough as it is.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I do have to say Tess looks nice in the black dress picture.
( Cheese ducks and runs for cover)

 

[cactus]

I do have to say Tess looks nice in the black dress picture.
( Cheese ducks and runs for cover)

Sadly, the angle makes her head look even smaller and makes her body look even bigger.

 

[multiverse]

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Why must you thirst post?

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Tess, you aren’t exerting yourself enough to justify protein shakes. People use protein shakes as part of recovery and bulking up. You’re bulky enough as it is.

Wow ok, so you walk and give yourself a 100 calorie shake (IF she's using one cup of skim milk and only one scoop... you know this bitch can't measure). Then you do a 10 minute floor yoga video. Repeat more shakes.

The she eats funfetti twinkies after dinner for a TREAT because, y'know, workouts.

Then she starts drinking. Night ends in drunk scalloped potato eating contest with herself.

She's gonna be 30 pounds heavier when this ends and utterly baffled as to why.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Her tits are just monstrous.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

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Excuse me mam', but you seem to have erroneously replaced your tits with your ass.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Her tits are just monstrous.

She reminds of Amberlynn in that thirst post. I don’t know why, but apparently deathfats think showing 18” cleavage is sexy. Also, deathfats will use the Fat Girl Angles to crop out their fat, but will leave the cleavage.

 

[Dragon Lady]

She reminds of Amberlynn in that thirst post. I don’t know why, but apparently deathfats think showing 18” cleavage is sexy. Also, deathfats will use the Fat Girl Angles to crop out their fat, but will leave the cleavage.

ALR makes the same expressions too

 

[That Chris Guy]

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Why must you thirst post?

What are you talking about? That isn't a thirst post! She now has a job working at the local butchery, and took a brief minute out of work to take a selfie of her slinging a giant sausage over her shoulder.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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Tess, you aren’t exerting yourself enough to justify protein shakes. People use protein shakes as part of recovery and bulking up. You’re bulky enough as it is.

Those protein shakes might work if she actually used them as meal replacements, but we all know she doesn't.

It's literally the South Park episode Weight Gain 4000 playing out on Instagram in real time.

Tess after this is over:

 

[MetalParakeet]

Wow ok, so you walk and give yourself a 100 calorie shake (IF she's using one cup of skim tard cum and only one scoop... you know this bitch can't measure). Then you do a 10 minute floor yoga video. Repeat more shakes.

The she eats funfetti twinkies after dinner for a TREAT because, y'know, workouts.

Then she starts drinking. Night ends in drunk scalloped potato eating contest with herself.

She's gonna be 30 pounds heavier when this ends and utterly baffled as to why.

Hey, it's hard to motivate yourself to walk when you're constantly hungover!

 

[Honzou]

Obese bitches bragging about their cleavage is like bragging about the speed of your car when you're driving off a cliff.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Wow ok, so you walk and give yourself a 100 calorie shake (IF she's using one cup of skim tard cum and only one scoop... you know this bitch can't measure). Then you do a 10 minute floor yoga video. Repeat more shakes.

The she eats funfetti twinkies after dinner for a TREAT because, y'know, workouts.

Then she starts drinking. Night ends in drunk scalloped potato eating contest with herself.

She's gonna be 30 pounds heavier when this ends and utterly baffled as to why.

Luckily for her she's a fit athlete that's healthy at every size.

 

[ADHD]

She reminds of Amberlynn in that thirst post. I don’t know why, but apparently deathfats think showing 18” cleavage is sexy. Also, deathfats will use the Fat Girl Angles to crop out their fat, but will leave the cleavage.

Something I've noticed is that despite having arms the size of Amberlynn and being over half a decade older than Amberlynn, Tess still manages to wash her damn hair more than once every couple months. Is this because Tess is more willing to let Jolene or someone else wash her hair for her? Is she just in that much better shape than Amber despite being older?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Something I've noticed is that despite having arms the size of Amberlynn and being over half a decade older than Amberlynn, Tess still manages to wash her damn hair more than once every couple months. Is this because Tess is more willing to let Jolene or someone else wash her hair for her? Is she just in that much better shape than Amber despite being older?

Tess gets a lot of instant gratification by posting as many pictures of herself of social media as she can. My theory is that if her narcissism didn’t rely on her posting pictures of herself, she wouldn’t want to put in the effort to clean herself (most of the deathfats on the deathfat forum are extremely negligent with their hygiene, and Tess seems to be one of the exceptions). Her being a “model” is just another excuse to doll herself up all the time. Like with most things, I doubt Tess washes her own hair, and probably has someone do it for her (as you said).

 

[taintmisbehavin]

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Why must you thirst post?

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Tess, you aren’t exerting yourself enough to justify protein shakes. People use protein shakes as part of recovery and bulking up. You’re bulky enough as it is.

She is really illustrating the downside of fillers. If you do not get them evenly over your whole face and frequently, certain areas start to sag. That is why parts of her are mannequin-like, but the skin around her chin and eyes droop. It makes the treatments obvious and her face lop-sided.

I mean, that turkey waddle neck that attaches the whole thing to her blubber body does not help, but I only have so much time in my day to point out her flaws.

 

[multiverse]

She is really illustrating the downside of fillers. If you do not get them evenly over your whole face and frequently, certain areas start to sag. That is why parts of her are mannequin-like, but the skin around her chin and eyes droop. It makes the treatments obvious and her face lop-sided.

I mean, that turkey waddle neck that attaches the whole thing to her blubber body does not help, but I only have so much time in my day to point out her flaws.

Her kybella is wearing off. It was never intended to deal with death fat level chins but she got a hack to try anyway. This is the result.

 

[luofei]

Tess, who hasn't had a full time job since 2014, is bragging about nearing walking the average amount of steps people take every day. Almost like a sentient being! Wow amazing good job. She posts a joke about fat people thinking they're athletes after 10 minutes of movement.

My guess is she's eating 3x her normal binges because she's moving more and that deserves a treat.
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when i worked in a big city i walked almost 5x that every day (including the walking i did for my job in retail)...... thats really nothing

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

I wonder who is hiding under that heart must be someone who SUCKS!

 

[multiverse]

I wonder who is hiding under that heart must be someone who SUCKS!

Speaking of He Who Sucks but she Totally Won't Talk About It...

Nick talks about all the poor educational decisions he made, likely paid for by his parents so he could grow up to be a full time feeder / grocery clerk.


Nick reveals some very interesting information about his sexual anatomy: in addition to his dumb "enby" shit, he claims that he was born with deformed genitals to the point of requiring surgeries as a child, ostensibly due to being born intersex.

Given that he is as full of shit as Tess... testicular torsion? Or small dick issues?


More talking about the son he abandoned more than six months ago as of he still knows anything about him. Also note that actual intersex people are infertile and would not have a bio kid.