Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Hi everyone. I’m the moderator who bargained with Alex for 3k in return for the subreddit. @MonsterDong2 posted my screenshots without my replies, but I recently found a bunch of screenshots before I deleted everything that I said. I also have some proof of purchase incase, for some reason, you doubted that Alex would pay us off.


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Considering he does This I'm not surprised he will try to bargain josh to take down this thread
 
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Pseudocode-ish, but I'd probably make a map
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It’s not actually a good practice to use strings as a key anyway, I would made an enum for that and used it with dictionary.

But still, it’s a shit code because unity MAKES A COPY of original material every time you change it from the code. It results in 2 times <number of students> material instances which is purely shit.

In this case you need to create these 10 materials and put into array in something like a ‘storage’ and reference them by Id (enum)
 
Hi everyone. I’m the moderator who bargained with Alex for 3k in return for the subreddit. @MonsterDong2 posted my screenshots without my replies, but I recently found a bunch of screenshots before I deleted everything that I said. I also have some proof of purchase incase, for some reason, you doubted that Alex would pay us off.


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Hi, can you please tell us a bit more about him as an individual?
What was the reason he gave you to buy the subreddit? To fight 'goblins'? The fact that he told you that he's going to shit-talk the former janitors speaks volumes.
We all know the real reason, he's a narcissistic control freak with paranoid delusions and a fragile Ego, but I'm interested in knowing what he told you as excuse.
 
Hi, can you please tell us a bit more about him as an individual?
I think you guys have gotten a pretty good idea of what he’s like as an individual. He’s not exactly friendly. I was one of the last mods to be added to the mod team, so I didn’t have a ton of interaction with him aside from the bargain for the subreddit, and at that point he hated my guts for being friends with the other mods, so he was pretty damn rude.
What was the reason he gave you to buy the subreddit? To fight 'goblins'? The fact that he told you that he's going to shit-talk the former janitors speaks volumes.
His reasoning for buying the subreddit was that we “ran it down with piss poor moderation” and destroyed it. Basically, he thought we let people do whatever they wanted (and we did) and he didn’t like the criticism he was getting on the subreddit.

To sum it up, there was a while before my time where the moderators worked with Alex, but he was so demanding that they quickly grew tired of it. He would boss them around and expect them to act exactly as he wanted. I joined the mod team when Alex was still working with us, but he hated how we were doing things. Then when we wouldn’t make the subreddit into a safe space for him, he tried to buy it for $10,000. The head mod at that time said that the subreddit wasn’t for sale (because he was a dumbass) and that was that. Then when the head mod left, I got his position, and I asked Alex if the offer to buy the sub was still available, because the rest of us mods were sick of moderating a subreddit about a game we didn’t care about for a huge dick like Alex.
 
To sum it up, there was a while before my time where the moderators worked with Alex, but he was so demanding that they quickly grew tired of it. He would boss them around and expect them to act exactly as he wanted. I joined the mod team when Alex was still working with us, but he hated how we were doing things. Then when we wouldn’t make the subreddit into a safe space for him, he tried to buy it for $10,000. The head mod at that time said that the subreddit wasn’t for sale (because he was a dumbass) and that was that. Then when the head mod left, I got his position, and I asked Alex if the offer to buy the sub was still available, because the rest of us mods were sick of moderating a subreddit about a game we didn’t care about for a huge dick like Alex.
Can't say I blame you guys for feeling that way.
 
I think you guys have gotten a pretty good idea of what he’s like as an individual. He’s not exactly friendly. I was one of the last mods to be added to the mod team, so I didn’t have a ton of interaction with him aside from the bargain for the subreddit, and at that point he hated my guts for being friends with the other mods, so he was pretty damn rude.

His reasoning for buying the subreddit was that we “ran it down with piss poor moderation” and destroyed it. Basically, he thought we let people do whatever they wanted (and we did) and he didn’t like the criticism he was getting on the subreddit.

To sum it up, there was a while before my time where the moderators worked with Alex, but he was so demanding that they quickly grew tired of it. He would boss them around and expect them to act exactly as he wanted. I joined the mod team when Alex was still working with us, but he hated how we were doing things. Then when we wouldn’t make the subreddit into a safe space for him, he tried to buy it for $10,000. The head mod at that time said that the subreddit wasn’t for sale (because he was a dumbass) and that was that. Then when the head mod left, I got his position, and I asked Alex if the offer to buy the sub was still available, because the rest of us mods were sick of moderating a subreddit about a game we didn’t care about for a huge dick like Alex.
Hey, first off thanks for replying. Sorry for your loss, we know that Alex is an absolute douchebag.
Look the positive side of things, you got $3k out of this whole experience, you could have ended up working like an slave without getting a penny like the previous head mod, however, I can help it but notice that he was perhaps a bit backstabbed, he probably was so feed up with Alex/Eva that didn't want him to own the subreddit at all, even if that means being $10k poorer. I somewhat admire that level of self-sacrifice, even if he got extremely and utterly cucked in the end because his own actions and principles as an individual.
I don't want to be judgamental with you, a dollar in your pocket is a dollar that isn't in Alex's pocket, IMHO that's something good, but I can't help but feel a bit bad about the previous head moderator, as he looks to me as well intentioned. Was he underage? Autistic or socially handicapped in some way? A fanboy or orbiter of Alex? So much loyalty from someone that does it for free!
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Hey, first off thanks for replying. Sorry for your loss, we know that Alex is an absolute douchebag.
Look the positive side of things, you got $3k out of this whole experience, you could have ended up working like an slave without getting a penny like the previous head mod, however, I can help it but notice that he was perhaps a bit backstabbed, he probably was so feed up with Alex/Eva that didn't want him to own the subreddit at all, even if that means being $10k poorer. I somewhat admire that level of self-sacrifice, even if he got extremely and utterly cucked in the end because his own actions and principles as an individual.
I don't want to be judgamental with you, a dollar in your pocket is a dollar that isn't in Alex's pocket, IMHO that's something good, but I can't help but feel a bit bad about the previous head moderator, as he looks to me as well intentioned. Was he underage? Autistic or socially handicapped in some way? A fanboy or orbiter of Alex? So much loyalty from someone that does it for free!
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This is probably offtopic, but if you need to know, the last head moderator was a massive prick with a god complex who left because he was throwing a temper tantrum. He was comparable to Alex to be honest, and I don’t feel bad for him in the slightest.
 
Pseudocode-ish, but I'd probably make a map
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That'd be an OK solution for this part in particular, but one of the really big overarching problems with Yandev's code organization (or lack thereof) is that there's no separation of code and data (and not in a fun way, like with Lisp). So many purely aesthetic things are hard-coded into the source logic - a config file that maps #{NPC number N => {dress => D ; hair => H ; eye_color => E}} would be much more maintainable, and he wouldn't have to rebuild the source every time he wanted to change a minor detail.

... This would be a good semester course at a university; "Refactoring 101". For your capstone project, you have to get YanSim to run at 30 FPS.
 
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Hi everyone, just created an account so please bear with me.

I found Alex's Wikipedia account easily since he uses EvaXephon as his handle for fucking everything, but what I found interesting was this ridiculous user page full of dumb lore about a place called "BABistan," a place in the Middle East for big busty anime girls.

"There are at least nine hundred and eighteen million, two hundred and seventy three thousand, six hundred and forty five anime babes in BABistan. Anime babes are not the country's sole inhabitants; other characters, both original and pre-existent, also take up residence in BABistan. Events that occur frequently in BABistan are such things as women involuntarily becoming topless through an event or series of events, underwear contests, hostile invasions by other countries, nude wrestling contests, and attacks by tentacle monsters. Every event occurring in BABistan seems to be positive, and every problem is solved with a pleasant solution. For example, EvaXephon's thighs were hurt when two busty twins sat on him, and he had to be carted off to the hospital. However, he was instantly healed by the sexy busty nurse who tended to him. It was not much later until he bought the entire country and temporarily passed a new law – outlawing clothing for females (not that this new law changed things very much)."

Then, while checking out his Wikipedia page, I found an alt called B.A.B.E. I found these wonderful edits in his history:
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This is also pretty fun. Not even Wikipedia could escape Eva's shit code, and it's interesting to see how little changed in all these years. And I'm pretty sure it's the longest chain of else-if statements this world has ever seen.
What. The. Actual. Fuck. Also he had this for whatever reason.
And this is pure gold.
 
There are some things not even he can censor thankfully unless he becomes an administrator which is not gonna happen, but not gonna show what they are cuz then he'll go cry to a wikipedia admin like he did when the speedrun meme was happening.
 
Hi everyone, just created an account so please bear with me.

I found Alex's Wikipedia account easily since he uses EvaXephon as his handle for fucking everything, but what I found interesting was this ridiculous user page full of dumb lore about a place called "BABistan," a place in the Middle East for big busty anime girls.

"There are at least nine hundred and eighteen million, two hundred and seventy three thousand, six hundred and forty five anime babes in BABistan. Anime babes are not the country's sole inhabitants; other characters, both original and pre-existent, also take up residence in BABistan. Events that occur frequently in BABistan are such things as women involuntarily becoming topless through an event or series of events, underwear contests, hostile invasions by other countries, nude wrestling contests, and attacks by tentacle monsters. Every event occurring in BABistan seems to be positive, and every problem is solved with a pleasant solution. For example, EvaXephon's thighs were hurt when two busty twins sat on him, and he had to be carted off to the hospital. However, he was instantly healed by the sexy busty nurse who tended to him. It was not much later until he bought the entire country and temporarily passed a new law – outlawing clothing for females (not that this new law changed things very much)."

Then, while checking out his Wikipedia page, I found an alt called B.A.B.E. I found these wonderful edits in his history:

This is a hilarious find, I went ahead and archived BABistan so people can read its proud history for years to come. Everything else is typical Alex shit, like calling his name 'dox'.

Eva's Userpage.
 
That can't be written by Alex, no way he would call himself a "nigga faggot nigga" :story:
Anyone can edit a user's page on Wikipedia. If you look at the page history, that edit was made by an unregistered user. However, BABistan is all Alex.

Also I love how he felt compelled to remove the term "gender roles" from Samus's page. I guess he couldn't stand his waifu being associated with what he considers to be feminist rhetoric.
 
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That can't be written by Alex, no way he would call himself a "nigga faggot nigga" :story:
Anyone can edit a user's page on Wikipedia. If you look at the page history, that edit was made by an unregistered user. However, BABistan is all Alex.
Yeah, like he said. And it's funny how Alex undid it in 42 hours after this hero edited his page. Even back then he was monitoring his shit like he does now.
 
Since I posted the Wikipedia findings, two people have commented on the talk page to call him out. An "unknown" person responded defending YanDev but I think it's highly likely it's just Alex logged out of his account.

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Yeeeah that's most likely Cum Lord. Who else would know who "made" certain assets but Alex? Though the IP that edited the page is a romanian IP address appearently? Prolly used VPN.
 
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