Kiwi Farms Reviews

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[Elwood P. Dowd]

Is there really something called the "Auckland Model" to stop those evulll trolls? A two second google brought no relevant results, but that's far from dispositive, I guess.



Edit: I guess he/she/it means this?

New Zealand makes internet 'trolling' illegal

 

[Next Task]

Archived for posterity (really guys give this a read it's 8 pages of 20 something point font and it's worth it)

Good post, but rated autistic because what the fuck.

 

[Spooky Bones]

If this is correct, there's even more to that exceptional individual than I posted. Apparently he gets into slapfights with 9yos who show him their dick?

you should see the slapfights he get into with 9 year olds

Spoiler: His fight with VHX S

Omega Mega started fighting with this 9 year old because in typical 9 year old fashion, claimed that he can hack Omega Mega's account in retaliation; Omega Mega made and released this video:

Weeb Case Storees: VHX S Needs to Leave the Internet!!

This is a serious video i made on this kid because he really needs to be stopped. He is doing things that he shouldn't be doing VHX S Youtube https://www.you...

www.youtube.com

for reference, this is what the kid looks like this:
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now, to anyone smart enough, that would've been the end of it, but VHX S, being a rebellous 9 year old, decided it was a great idea to show Omega Mega and his exceptional friends his genitals. Omega Mega and his excellent choice in friends decide to save and post the photo of the poor kid's genitals (obviously censored) and used it to expose the kid on Twitter:

http://archive.li/9tpqY

the kicker? Dude had the balls to blame the kid for showing his genitals
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pretty fucked if you ask me

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

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Lol, don't jerk yourself off there, kiddo.

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When no ones pays attention to you online so you go crying to the boogeyman for validation.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Found another bot programmed to spit out hot takes on Kiwifarms and other conservative talking points.
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So wrong indeed.
Only everything covered about modern events the last 5 years have been almost entirely correct. You only have to look at the TDS thread for that.

 

[fartsnstuf]

If this is correct, there's even more to that exceptional individual than I posted. Apparently he gets into slapfights with 9yos who show him their dick?

This is what Omega Mega had to say regarding VHX S' nudes in the State of the Board thread

Technically, VHX S wanted to show his genitals to me and a few others and one of my friends ended up using the screenshots when reporting him on Twitter.

 

[Neko GF]

@samsepi0l has written a lovely review on the Farms:

You people are truly the embodiment of everything this great creation was never supposed to be, and you take great pride in being the largest pieces of scum the earth, or the internet that is, has to offer. I would say I pity you, but that would require humanity to reside in your fucked up amalgamation of an internet forum, in truth, I hope each and everyone of you are doxxed and that your family endures just a fraction of the harm and hatred you spread onto others, I hope that you find yourself together, at a wal-mart or some public place, and some nincompoop with a facebook starts a live stream up and goes Christchurch on your asses and your lord and savior, the fatty with a methed up mommy in the master bedroom sleeping right now, keeps creating mirrors to keep posting to his site, so the country of New Zealand can revel in the sweet, sweet irony of your own demise. But, alas, I am an atheist, and know that only a God could conjure up a coincidence of that miraculous magnitude. Here in the real world--I get solace from being able to log off this after getting the work I should've had done hours ago before this rabbit hole piqued my interest, to walk upstairs to my beautiful and aspirational wife, wake up tomorrow with companionship you all clearly lack, and forget I ever stumbled upon such a horrific place.

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

@samsepi0l has written a lovely review on the Farms:

I am never tired of how those who criticize KF see its members.
At the risk of shattering your image of others @samsepi0l , many people here are normal and varied people. Many come here to spit out the poison they can't spit in real life, to criticize something without being harassed by internet crusaders, just to laugh at human stupidity, or others reasons I don't care.
You know, people in real life with real nice jobs and real inspiring spouses and beliefs (or not).

But there is one thing that make me happy right now : this hellsite made you feel better about you and this is great

 

[NoGamersAllowed]

Artificial Orange Studios

Hi, everyone! I'm Pembroke W. Korgi and I enjoy video games, cartoons, and drawing, and I'm here to share my love for these with you. So sit down and watch m...

www.youtube.com

Artificial Orange Studios is a brony/cartoon reviewer/let's player that is pretty typical "angry" cartoon reviewer and has some sjw tendencies in a few of his reviews. Only unique thing about him is that he reviews cartoons from 60s/70s which nobody in the community does except for Saberspark and Mr Enter

 

[Neko GF]

Perhaps the most strange take I've seen about the Farms from someone who knows nothing about it:

https://twitter.com/Runa_Pup/status/1248935209866846208 (Archive)

Based

https://twitter.com/tsar_liberator/status/1248841735591075840 (Archive)

"Kiwi Farms shouldn't be allowed to exist":

https://twitter.com/ianc14/status/1248732825081262087 (Archive)

 

[AnOminous]

Perhaps the most strange take I've seen about the Farms from someone who knows nothing about it:

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https://twitter.com/Runa_Pup/status/1248935209866846208 (Archive)

Based
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https://twitter.com/tsar_liberator/status/1248841735591075840 (Archive)

"Kiwi Farms shouldn't be allowed to exist":

μολὼν λαβέ

 

[Next Task]

"Kiwi Farms shouldn't be allowed to exist":

Aren't there bots that just post variations on this theme constantly? I'm sure someone like Nora Reed would have cobbled together something low-effort...

 

[AnOminous]

Aren't there bots that just post variations on this theme constantly? I'm sure someone like Nora Reed would have cobbled together something low-effort...

The Nora Trump bot often says such things.

 

[Eugene90]

I stumbled upon this little gem when I check back on some DA-tards that tried to gain some notoriety through smearing shit on each other before running off scared.

Suddenly we're all residents of the dark web, terrorists, alt-right and KKK altogether, people.

 

[AnOminous]

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Suddenly we're all residents of the dark web, terrorists, alt-right and KKK altogether, people.

Anyone who has this avatar and talks this kind of shit is some kind of animal rapist, at best.

 

[0 0]

This hasn't been shared here yet, so he's your weekly allowance of some random nobody complaining about Kiwifarms in audio-visual form.

Here are some delightful comments, as well.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

This hasn't been shared here yet, so he's your weekly allowance of some random nobody complaining about Kiwifarms in audio-visual form.

Here are some delightful comments, as well.

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Is this one transitioning MTF or FTM?

I thoroughly enjoy when anyone goes on and on for 10 minutes about how they're definitely not bothered so archiving locally before the inevitable DFE and go fund me begins.

Spoiler: VIDEO ARCHIVE

 

[Neko GF]

Random autist made a video on the Farms (29:14):

(the tard has a shit mic, annoying voice, is autistic as shit, annoying jumpsuits, and generic background music) (Everything after 18:45 is completely irrelevant)

Spoiler: Summary

>Introduction about how the Farms are evil
>Quick summary of the forum
>Autisic rambling about lolcows
>Goes over some of the forum rules rules
>Rambling about how we make fun of lolcows
>Tries making fun of Hbomberguy thread
>Mentiones that we make fun of everyone
>Calls the Farms hypocrites due to perceived
>Whines about the fact that use mean words, slurs, and phrases such as Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
>Claims that everyone who makes fun of Null gets banned
>Goes over the wonderful introduction
>Spergs about Null's politics 'n shieet
>Whines about the reason the Farms doesn't encourage direct communication and harassment against cows
>Seprgs about Weens and how they are mocked
>Spergs about doxxxxxxing (claims that it might be illegal)
>Spergs about anonymity
>Spergs about the Farms and Null's past
>Spering about the CWC housefire
>More sperging about Null (accuses him of being a pedophile)
>A-logs about Null
>Spergs about the Contropoints thread on he got doxxed
>Spergs about the "good" the Farms has done (making fun of Richard Spencer)
>Calls the Farms hypocritical for not taking sides (making fun SJWs, anti-SJWs, anti-anti-SJWs, etc.)
>Rambles about some suicide (Chole Segal)
>Spergs about Julie Terryberry
>Spergs about Christchurch
>Unfunny, irrelevant skit, (doxxes their real name)
>Spergs about their past (no one cares)
>"I've moved on from my past" (no one cares)
>Spergs about the start of their YouTube
>Spergs about them being a creep (You're not interesting enough to get a thread)
>"I'm a good person!! I was just pretending to be a tard".
>Ends on shitty skit.

Orginal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b2SB3_Gfi4
Archive:

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Random autist made a video on the Farms (29:14):

(the tard has a shit mic, annoying voice, is autistic as shit, generic, annoying jumpsuits, and generic background music) (Everything after 18:45 is completely irrelevant)

Spoiler: Summary

>Introduction about how the Farms are evil
>Quick summary of the forum
>Autisic rambling about lolcows
>Goes over some of the forum rules rules
>Rambling about how we make fun of lolcows
>Tries making fun of Hbomberguy thread
>Mentiones that we make fun of everyone
>Calls the Farms hypocrites due to perceived
>Whines about the fact that use mean words, slurs, and phrases such as Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
>Claims that everyone who makes fun of Null gets banned
>Goes over the wonderful introduction
>Spergs about Null's politics 'n shieet
>Whines about the reason the Farms doesn't encourage direct communication and harassment against cows
>Seprgs about I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME and how they are mocked
>Spergs about doxxxxxxing (claims that it might be illegal)
>Spergs about anonymity
>Spergs about the Farms and Null's past
>Spering about the CWC housefire
>More sperging about Null (accuses him of being a pedophile)
>A-logs about Null
>Spergs about the Contropoints thread on he got doxxed
>Spergs about the "good" the Farms has done (making fun of Richard Spencer)
>Calls the Farms hypocritical for not taking sides (making fun SJWs, anti-SJWs, anti-anti-SJWs, etc.)
>Rambles about some suicide (Chole Segal)
>Spergs about Julie Terryberry
>Spergs about Christchurch
>Unfunny, irrelevant skit, (doxxes their real name)
>Spergs about their past (no one cares)
>"I've moved on from my past" (no one cares)
>Spergs about the start of their YouTube
>Spergs about them being a creep (You're not interesting enough to get a thread)
>"I'm a good person!! I was just pretending to be a tard".
>Ends on shitty skit.

Orginal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b2SB3_Gfi4
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I'm in awe at how god awful this was. It is like some middle school AV club production from the 1990s. Horrible sound quality on the audio, weird yellow tones on the video, inconsistent volume leveling throughout. If nothing else, I believe you can pick up a decent microphone for well under $100 these days. Something you couldn't do in the 1990s.

Beyond that, was there even a point to this tuna salad? I was bored and annoyed less than five minutes in, and shut it off at around ten minutes.