Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

It's just past 5AM in Ottowa and unless things have changed from the lobster mac and cheese vlog that's when Bibi's alarm goes off and he gets up

time's up chinny, time to pack your stuff and hit the road

I personally don't think we will get any footage today, but if we do I'm guessing she turns on the waterworks
 
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Strine said:
Grams and mum are financing movers for her. Even if she were physically capable of assisting, she'd refuse, but she's 36 and 450lbs. She basically couldn't walk fifty pounds ago; at this point she probably can't stand for more than 30s at a time. She can't even help to move, since she'd quite literally just get in the way; nobody could move anything around her watermelon torso.

This move is momentous for her, because — and I take no pleasure in this forecast — she's moving to the place she'll die in. She might actually make it to hospital before her heart stops, but for all intents and purposes, the lease she signed was her death warrant. The reasons why are these:

  • She does nothing with her waking hours because she's friendless, jobless and an antisocial bitch who's reclusive because of sour grapes.
  • Unless she's engaged in a fake "lifestyle change" vanity project, she has nothing to think about except her own problems (which are really her own failings).
  • She has now failed the gravest, sacredmost, superlative task in life: entrapping a biological male as proof of her desirability, and what's more she stands zero chance of finding another one, particularly because she thinks she's too good for losers like Peetz (James isn't housebound and unemployable Chinny, unlike you).
  • All these things make her brood furiously and endlessly because it has to be someone else's fault that she's a deathfat with nothing left in her life, and because it isn't anybody's fault but her own, there's no fixing or changing it. She doesn't accept responsibility, not ever; that's the catalystic flaw of every deathfat mind.
  • When gorl broods, gorl eats.
Ergo, she's going to sit and stew in her juices while Peetz brings Arby's sacrifices, like a monstrous toad goddess too big to leave her cave: this, on repeat, until her body gives out. When Bibi began the breakup in late 2018 he basically deleted her mental system32 folder. Her brain has gone Humpty Dumpty, and she can't attract any men to put it together again.

I think Bibi knew what leaving would do to her, and that's why he put up with a loveless domestic arrangement for so long. But oh, the cruelty of hesitation: if he'd turfed her out a few years ago, that being when she said the relationship went cold, she was still ambulant and sort of employable. She'd have had a shot. Instead, he let her ferment in that favela until she turned into Baroness Harkonnen.
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That being said, I wonder if Peetz will win her enlarged heart. After failing to date anyone and loosing the ability to fit through the door I wonder if she'll finally say "fuck it, Peetz is better than nothing".

If that's the case Chantal, make him put a ring on it. Then he's bound to you by law as well as the gravitational pull.
 
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Lilac_loud said:
The Conundrum in all this is since Peetz doesn’t drive and If/when Chantel becomes bed bound how the hell is Peetz going to bring her her god awful chow or even get to work?
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Fascist Ferret said:
Why wouldn't she cut this?
For the shush tic, at least she sometimes pretends that it is on purpose.
There's no way to pretend that this tic is normal or purposeful. She immediately apologized and literally no one coos at a cat like that.
she confuses me... sometimes she is so very vain and pretends to be mean girl hot stuff, and other times she puts her "quirks" or flaws on full display...
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She apparently does believe spooking her cats with rètarded noises is endearing. She has amused herself with a story like that at least once before:
 
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Pizza Sloth said:
she has parking lot anxiety (still don't know what exactly that is)
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Anxiety about there not being anywhere to sit between the car seat and a bench? Or anxiety about there not being any walls to lean up against? For sure it isn't something normal-ish like having PTSD from getting hit by a car, or being afraid of open spaces, or something like that.

@AmbiTron There's an entire subforum on here for food. Maybe check that out :)
 
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I was p confused at first about all the posts saying how Chantal is going to bitch out at the last second and keep staying w Bibi instead of moving out, because I can only assume she already paid for the place in advance, so why the fuck would she not move out after she paid for it

But then I remember it's Chantal fucking Marie that we're talking about.
 
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I have no doubt she’s moving today. It’s not like she’s doing anything. Grandma and Peetz are paying the rent and furniture. All she has to do is load her CPAP machine, her cats and her three tops into the bingemobile and drive to her new fart box.

As has been stated she is also moving into her tomb. It would be sad if she wasn’t such a terrible person who contributes nothing to society.
 
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hambeerlyingnreed said:
Anxiety about there not being anywhere to sit between the car seat and a bench? Or anxiety about there not being any walls to lean up against? For sure it isn't something normal-ish like having PTSD from getting hit by a car, or being afraid of open spaces, or something like that.

@AmbiTron There's an entire subforum on here for food. Maybe check that out :)
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From what I remember she mentioned it on a trip to the movies with Rina and it's a fear of parking garages, not parking lots. I'd guess she's afraid of being trapped in them. Most parking garages have elevators to get to and from levels (which she's afraid of because she nearly exceeds the weight limit all by herself so she fears others will be on it with her and break it) and she can't take stairs because she's basically functionally immobile. so her fear is that there won't be any parking spots on street level and she'll have to figure out how to get there.

she clearly doesn't have a fear of parking lots, she basically lives in them when she eats.
 
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Look at the amazing new kitchen where she's going to do so much cooking! With how much she raved about it, I'm a bit underwhelmed. That living room area looks like it might have enough room for a bed, which is probably where Peetz will have to move hers after she realizes how hard those stairs are going to be. And how convenient, it'll be right near the kitchen.
 
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Look at the amazing new kitchen where she's going to do so much cooking! With how much she raved about it, I'm a bit underwhelmed. That living room area looks like it might have enough room for a bed, which is probably where Peetz will have to move hers after she realizes how hard those stairs are going to be. And how convenient, it'll be right near the kitchen.
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Lol, luxury my ass. that shit looks as basic as any basic apartment. she thinks because it has stairs it's fancy. the island is about the only non standard thing i can see, most apartments don't have stand alone islands.

can't wait for the tour, if only to hear her huffing herself to death on those stairs lmao.
 
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