Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

First thing the Disney-Lucasfilm tards flipping did as TFA approached release was announce that they wanted to recanonize Jaxxon and keep Stewjon... and they did. The red flags were all over the place. And pre-Disney SW stuff a-holes like HelloGreedo would constantly shit on like Skippy (which wasn't even canon to begin with) was made canon again under Disney but taken more seriously where he is now dubbed "The Legendary Red One", yet they don't utter a peep against Disney because they spent so much time praising them that they know they would look like complete hypocrites if they backtracked now, despite having no trouble being critical when George was in charge. The Disney cult mentality really is something else.

Exactly. A lot of the non-Reylo Disney asskissers nowadays are pre-Disney fans that had this strange hate-boner for the EU. It's funny how they're now eating up both the recanonized garbage and Disney's own original shit like Aphra.

Weirder still, in my experience a lot of these people hated Expanded Universe stuff based on this principle of theirs that anything that wasn't in the movies "didn't come from George" and therefore was somehow worthless of existence. Their 'tisms prevented them from accepting that any material could exist alongside G-canon. Yet now a lot of these individuals lap up Disney's "Plan IX Retcon of the Day" that somehow always widens the plot holes they're supposed to patch up.
 
People popping up on my twitter feed bitching on how ungrateful fans are for being critical of the recent episodes of The Clone Wars and they should be grateful they are getting more episodes, and that you hate strong women if you don't like the Martez sisters. I hate shills, and wish they realized we lost a lot of better ideas we're scrapped, and that we are only have twelve episodes for the last season.
 
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Something about milking a dead horse...



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I guess what used to be a special feature on a DVD is now a series on Disney+. You gotta watch something, those reruns of Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers aren't getting any newer.
 
All right since Im bored Im going to present the magical hypothetical scenario where Im appointed head of Lucasfilm.

Here are the first 10 steps I'd take. I'll come up with more when i have the time.

1. Fire Kathleen Kennedy, Rian Johnson, JJ Abrams, Chuck Wendig, Matt Matin, and all the other SJWs from Lucasfilm. Keep Pablo and Filoni but on probation

2. Hire George Lucas as a consultant

3. Cancel every Star Wars show and Movie related to Star Wars except for the Mandalorian.

4. Cancel Indiana Jones 5. No more Indy films ever (Books, Comics, and Games are ok though)

5. Cancel High Republic

6. Begin making covert plans to break away from Disney

7. Convince George to give us the non edited Orignal Trilogy

8. Enact harsh penalties for any employees who act like assholes on social media (Or at the very least encourage them to set up sockpuppet accounts where they can act like assholes all they want as long as they keep it seperate from their main account and keep their identities hidden)

9. Renegotiate the deal with EA so they are not the sole holders of the Star wars Video Game Liscense. Begin work into reviving scrapped game concepts. Also release more Classic Star Wars Games on Modern Consoles

10. Bring Back Legends
Heres mine if I were in charge:
  1. Spin off from Disney and take their canon with us so they won't own any Lucasfilm assets.
  2. Make Legends the main canon again.
  3. Cancel Indiana Jones 5, if not give it to Paramount.
  4. Rework the Obi Wan series into a film and since Rebels would be non-canon, have it include the final confrontation between Obi-Wan and Maul.
  5. Terminate EA's license.
  6. Work deals with Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, and other streaming services to have Lucasfilm content on their platforms and not exclusive to Disney.
 
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This crackhead is still trying to defend The Last Jedi
His command was taken away from him. It has nothing to do with whether or not he would be privy to a plan.

There is no reason anyone should have been left in the dark. Unless, there was a concern about spies/infiltrators.

But, Holdo never brought that up. So, it wasn't an issue...

It's really purely out of spite or non-sensical disciplinary action....

As been said before, the movie was written by people ignorant to how militaries function.

If he was to be punished for insubordination: throw him in the brig...
 
All right since Im bored Im going to present the magical hypothetical scenario where Im appointed head of Lucasfilm.

No good strategy with this. Problem is if you've burned your bridges with the old fans, they're not going to trust you trying to appeal to them (that's what a "burnt bridge) means and if you try to do a flash fire, you'll lose all the new fans that you'll need to keep just to stay a float. If I was in charge - after killing all the humans currently in charge.
  1. Bring in Genndy, tell him he's now in charge of storygroup. If he wants to tap into Lucas for ideas, I'm giving him an unlimited credit line for hookers and cocaine to get that old man on board.
  2. We are going to veeeery careful transition from the nu canon to a restoration of legends. I could get my buddy to potentially salvage the nu stories, but it would be way more effort than it would be worth.
  3. Mandalorian is the new flagship, use it to lower mentions of nu stuff, keep phasing in classic Legends.
  4. Get an obi-wan movie or series on board ASAP. Promise the entirety of r/prequel memes that Ewan will deliver personalized video greetings to everybody on the board that buys a ticket.
  5. See that Genndy preps 2 cartoon series. One for young kids, one for older teens & adults. Let HIS clone wars have more series. He can use Feloni if he wishes, but that wolf-fucker has to be kept on a tight leash (which Feloni might like).
  6. After these projects start building interest, and I'm fairly certain I'm getting the eyeballs of class fans who were burnt - reveal that the ORIGINAL Star Wars films are going to be released blade runner style with EVERY edition of the films. (If George won't let me, make him an offer he can't refuse.)
  7. If we can, see if Boyega, Issacs, and any of the actually talented people from the sequels would like to do some side stories, adventures. See if you can patch the plots even a little just to keep sequel fans in the boat.
Hopefully by that point some bridges can be getting rebuilt with the original fans. But above all, more than anything else - GET QUALITY WRITERS!

When I read the first TFA leaks, I was cautiously optimistic in thinking Disney would at least go the safe route with the movies, combining elements from Legends (2013) (Solo descendant, quest to return lost saber, black imperial knight guy) with Caedus and Jaina's story lines to make something that would please both the older and newer fanbase while polishing the source material's rough edges. Then the trailer came out which contradicted a lot of the leaks and blew up most of my hopes for the movie. And then I saw the movie itself, a boring, dumber retread of ANH, and out went my hopes and expectations for the entire damn franchise.

It honestly does make you wonder why they just didn't make the twins the focal point of the sequels. In that story, Jaina ultimately becomes the hero, so why not? Jaina has a huge, built in fanbase so...

Ack, my rant routine is going to kick on again.

The red flags were all over the place. And pre-Disney SW stuff a-holes like HelloGreedo would constantly shit on like Skippy (which wasn't even canon to begin with) was made canon again under Disney but taken more seriously where he is now dubbed "The Legendary Red One",

Jihads have started over less...
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Part of wishes they released Genndy Wars on Blu Ray, But I do not want to see that insulting legends logo over it, and that would mean it would be taken off of Youtube.

I would love for the announcement that declared Filoni Wars non-canon, but that is a dream that will never be as long Filoni and Hidalgo are stuck at Lucasfilm.

And while were dunking on Filoni, I'm going to leave this here.
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Alright now for steps 11-20

11. The Disney Universe will not entirely be eradicated just pushed lower Down the priority list. It’s primary purpose will be that of a quarantine zone. There’ll still be content produced for that universe but most of it will be Comics and Books with the occasional game or tv series

12. The Legends label will become the label for the Disney Canon

13. The Story group will be dissolved and replaced with a more competent group

14. All material released under Disney will be scrutinized to see if it could fit into legends. There will be three primary categories

Green: Little to to adjustment required

Yellow: Can fit but will require a lot of adjustment

Red: Cannot fit

Black: the fart fetish books. Do what George did the holiday special and actively suppress their existence.

15. Hire Gendy

16. Create a universe bible for Legends. Their will be two versions. The commercially released Essential chronology third edition And the in house and more in depth Holocron. This will have 4 purposes.

1. Provide a reference for all writers hired by Lucasfilm to use when crafting stories in the STAR Wars universe.

2. Update the essential chronology with everything that has happened in Legends since the last release

3. Smooth over the continuity errors Filoni created

4. Intergrate the compatible aspects of Disney Canon into Legends

17. Rebuild Lucasarts

18. Start production of animated movies and animated based on certain EU books and Comics. Gendy and Filoni will be placed in charge of this with Gendy acting as Filoni’s tard wrangler

19. Begin porting classic Lucasarts games to current gen consoles

20. release of the first book/comic series in the Restored Universe (Paperback version of Cult Encounters/Supernatural Encounters)
 
Also, I think the fact that no one read the new Disney stuff besides a few randos like @GeneralFriendliness should tell you something; when they mean success on those fronts? It means a massive failure since only whales were noticing the shitty products pre TLJ, the smallest but most dedicated kernal of the shitlog that is a fandom.

I was one of the non book readers, since I couldn't be arsed to read EU stuff for the most part. Watch cartoons and play games? Sure. But I'd rather read crap like Animorphs or the Barsoom series back then than things like BORBA FETT/DARTH MAUL/COOL CHARACTER (TM) IS ALIVE the fanfiction.

It's just how I was and still am.
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This crackhead is still trying to defend The Last Jedi
Is Rian paying faggots like this to continue to get his name and ego out there? I suspect some of the vitriol besides "FUCK YOU FANS" from crybullies is that he pays them to feel important.
 
Also, I think the fact that no one read the new Disney stuff besides a few randos like @GeneralFriendliness should tell you something; when they mean success on those fronts? It means a massive failure since only whales were noticing the shitty products pre TLJ, the smallest but most dedicated kernal of the shitlog that is a fandom.

I was one of the non book readers, since I couldn't be arsed to read EU stuff for the most part. Watch cartoons and play games? Sure. But I'd rather read crap like Animorphs or the Barsoom series back then than things like BORBA FETT/DARTH MAUL/COOL CHARACTER (TM) IS ALIVE the fanfiction.

It's just how I was and still am.

Is Rian paying faggots like this to continue to get his name and ego out there? I suspect some of the vitriol besides "FUCK YOU FANS" from crybullies is that he pays them to feel important.
Pretty much. Only reason the mainstream media and casual audiences defend the nu-EU so much over the old one despite not really taking a part in either is because the nu-EU has woke immunity (ie "we have non-binary WOK transhumanoids with rainbow hair of ambiguous brown skin color, so talk shit about us and you're a bigot" while also making audiences think that criticizing it is the act of le evil trolls sent by the evil nazi alt-right hacker known as 4chan, which worked for Wendig and TFA early on) and also because mainstream media and "geek culture" sites keep telling people how awesome it is while giving brief summaries of said shit so they don't have to read or buy any of it (resulting in defenses simply because "X" site said its cool and mindless hate for the old because X said is bad, with X usually being HelloGreedo and his affiliates). Most nu-fans buy the new crap simply to fill up their shelves and collection but only superficially skim through it or read a summary online of it, hence why Wendig received such mindless praise early on, same with Aphra. These monkeys don't know jackshit about Aphra and don't even buy her garbage outside of her brief mediocre run in the Vader comics. The biggest proof of this is all the people who defend Aphra Issue #16 as one of the greatest SW comics of all times despite easily being one of the worst, even putting Jaxxon to shame. The real reason the media defended it so much and why so many lie about its quality is because it had the "first same-sex kiss in Star Wars! History has been made! OMG SQUEEAAALLL!!! XDDDD"
That's the only fucking reason. Some will even call this garbage a love letter to past stories and SW history which it isn't. Not in the least Its a mockery and reddit-tier mess of bad jokes and dialogue that the author solely created just to get the woke medal of honor. That's all. And yes, this is the same issue that gave us the unforgettable line "SNUGGLE BUM OOGIE WOOGIE!" by Dr. Aphra MD PhD as she murders a fat cat and kills all her allies just to save her own ass and her soon to be betrayed gf.
The only good thing from this godawful comic was a Defel warrior hired by Dr. Aphra who cannibalizes its victims, but the assassin ends up being easily killed by Dr. Aphra's cyborg Ellen gf who then wears her severed non-bloody head as a mask.
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There actually exists retards who will defend this dialogue as the peak in SW dialogue.

Also the creepy mime tranny doll cyborg and the tumblr droid weird me out something fierce. She has a fucking holo projector in her skull. Why would you have a communications device installed on a part of your body you can't even see?
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And you all already know Toilet Man and his lover Inspector Gadget. Also some other characters Aphra doesn't take seriously.
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And she wants to fuck the amorphous, green, androgynous lesbian too... Of course. Being an amoral, quirky and Whedon quip-spouting lesbian is her whole character after all.

Fuck I didn't want to talk about this bitch again, but here we are...
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When will this garbage and its shills get axed? Marvel cancelled the Poe and Emo Ren comics, so why not this crap?

Anyway as you said, I'm pretty sure that I'm the only human being who so much has bothered to actually barely skim through a bit of this garbage just to prove how bad it is. Everyone else just watches youtube reviews of them or reads a geek site summary or wookieepedo article to prove how great Disney is. However there's actually a few who read this faithfully from start to finish with a deeply twisted passion... I know because I am well acquainted with some twisted oddballs like that. They've also eaten Wendig's awful sandwich and loved it. But even those aren't large enough numbers to warrant any real popularity. Sure the woke brigade defends her sorry ass and these shitty nu-Wars media, but this shit ain't genuinely popular. Marvel and Disney just won't stop pushing it because of the clickbait it provided them when it first launched. Now its worthless except for moronic Disney diehards and woke knights, so at the very least just end this awful comic already before Disney's stupid enough to give Aphra her own Disney+ show, video game or movie.
 
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Pretty much. Only reason the mainstream media and casual audiences defend the nu-EU so much over the old one despite not really taking a part in either is because the nu-EU has woke immunity (ie "we have non-binary WOK transhumanoids with rainbow hair of ambiguous brown skin color, so talk shit about us and you're a bigot" while also making audiences think that criticizing it is the act of le evil trolls sent by the evil nazi alt-right hacker known as 4chan, which worked for Wendig and TFA early on) and also because mainstream media and "geek culture" sites keep telling people how awesome it is while giving brief summaries of said shit so they don't have to read or buy any of it (resulting in defenses simply because "X" site said its cool and mindless hate for the old because X said is bad, with X usually being HelloGreedo and his affiliates). Most nu-fans buy the new crap simply to fill up their shelves and collection but only superficially skim through it or read a summary online of it, hence why Wendig received such mindless praise early on, same with Aphra. These monkeys don't know jackshit about Aphra and don't even buy her garbage outside of her brief mediocre run in the Vader comics. The biggest proof of this is all the people who defend Aphra Issue #16 as one of the greatest SW comics of all times despite easily being one of the worst, even putting Jaxxon to shame. The real reason the media defended it so much and why so many lie about its quality is because it had the "first same-sex kiss in Star Wars! History has been made! OMG SQUEEAAALLL!!! XDDDD"
That's the only fucking reason. Some will even call this garbage a love letter to past stories and SW history which it isn't. Not in the least Its a mockery and reddit-tier mess of bad jokes and dialogue that the author solely created just to get the woke medal of honor. That's all. And yes, this is the same issue that gave us the unforgettable line "SNUGGLE BUM OOGIE WOOGIE!" by Dr. Aphra MD PhD as she murders a fat cat and kills all her allies just to save her own ass and her soon to be betrayed gf.
The only good thing from this godawful comic was a Defel warrior hired by Dr. Aphra who cannibalizes its victims, but the assassin ends up being easily killed by Dr. Aphra's cyborg Ellen gf who then wears her severed non-bloody head as a mask.
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There actually exists exceptional individuals who will defend this dialogue as the peak in SW dialogue.

Also the creepy mime tranny doll cyborg and the tumblr droid weird me out something fierce. She has a fucking holo projector in her skull. Why would you have a communications device installed on a part of your body you can't even see?
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And you all already know Toilet Man and his lover Inspector Gadget. Also some other characters Aphra doesn't take seriously.
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And she wants to fuck the amorphous, green, androgynous lesbian too... Of course. Being an amoral, quirky and Whedon quip-spouting lesbian is her whole character after all.

Fuck I didn't want to talk about this bitch again, but here we are...
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When will this garbage and its shills get axed? Marvel cancelled the Poe and Emo Ren comics, so why not this crap?

Anyway as you said, I'm pretty sure that I'm the only human being who so much has bothered to actually barely skim through a bit of this garbage just to prove how bad it is. Everyone else just watches youtube reviews of them or reads a geek site summary or wookieepedo article to prove how great Disney is. However there's actually a few who read this faithfully from start to finish with a deeply twisted passion... I know because I am well acquainted with some twisted oddballs like that. They've also eaten Wendig's awful sandwich and loved it. But even those aren't large enough numbers to warrant any real popularity. Sure the woke brigade defends her sorry ass and these shitty nu-Wars media, but this shit ain't genuinely popular. Marvel and Disney just won't stop pushing it because of the clickbait it provided them when it first launched. Now its worthless except for moronic Disney diehards and woke knights, so at the very least just end this awful comic already before Disney's stupid enough to give her her own Disney+ show, video game or movie.
It is times like these when I wish we had a stronger Horrifying react.
 
Pretty much. Only reason the mainstream media and casual audiences defend the nu-EU so much over the old one despite not really taking a part in either is because the nu-EU has woke immunity (ie "we have non-binary WOK transhumanoids with rainbow hair of ambiguous brown skin color, so talk shit about us and you're a bigot" while also making audiences think that criticizing it is the act of le evil trolls sent by the evil nazi alt-right hacker known as 4chan, which worked for Wendig and TFA early on) and also because mainstream media and "geek culture" sites keep telling people how awesome it is while giving brief summaries of said shit so they don't have to read or buy any of it (resulting in defenses simply because "X" site said its cool and mindless hate for the old because X said is bad, with X usually being HelloGreedo and his affiliates). Most nu-fans buy the new crap simply to fill up their shelves and collection but only superficially skim through it or read a summary online of it, hence why Wendig received such mindless praise early on, same with Aphra. These monkeys don't know jackshit about Aphra and don't even buy her garbage outside of her brief mediocre run in the Vader comics. The biggest proof of this is all the people who defend Aphra Issue #16 as one of the greatest SW comics of all times despite easily being one of the worst, even putting Jaxxon to shame. The real reason the media defended it so much and why so many lie about its quality is because it had the "first same-sex kiss in Star Wars! History has been made! OMG SQUEEAAALLL!!! XDDDD"
That's the only fucking reason. Some will even call this garbage a love letter to past stories and SW history which it isn't. Not in the least Its a mockery and reddit-tier mess of bad jokes and dialogue that the author solely created just to get the woke medal of honor. That's all. And yes, this is the same issue that gave us the unforgettable line "SNUGGLE BUM OOGIE WOOGIE!" by Dr. Aphra MD PhD as she murders a fat cat and kills all her allies just to save her own ass and her soon to be betrayed gf.
The only good thing from this godawful comic was a Defel warrior hired by Dr. Aphra who cannibalizes its victims, but the assassin ends up being easily killed by Dr. Aphra's cyborg Ellen gf who then wears her severed non-bloody head as a mask.
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There actually exists exceptional individuals who will defend this dialogue as the peak in SW dialogue.

Also the creepy mime tranny doll cyborg and the tumblr droid weird me out something fierce. She has a fucking holo projector in her skull. Why would you have a communications device installed on a part of your body you can't even see?
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And you all already know Toilet Man and his lover Inspector Gadget. Also some other characters Aphra doesn't take seriously.
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And she wants to fuck the amorphous, green, androgynous lesbian too... Of course. Being an amoral, quirky and Whedon quip-spouting lesbian is her whole character after all.

Fuck I didn't want to talk about this bitch again, but here we are...
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When will this garbage and its shills get axed? Marvel cancelled the Poe and Emo Ren comics, so why not this crap?

Anyway as you said, I'm pretty sure that I'm the only human being who so much has bothered to actually barely skim through a bit of this garbage just to prove how bad it is. Everyone else just watches youtube reviews of them or reads a geek site summary or wookieepedo article to prove how great Disney is. However there's actually a few who read this faithfully from start to finish with a deeply twisted passion... I know because I am well acquainted with some twisted oddballs like that. They've also eaten Wendig's awful sandwich and loved it. But even those aren't large enough numbers to warrant any real popularity. Sure the woke brigade defends her sorry ass and these shitty nu-Wars media, but this shit ain't genuinely popular. Marvel and Disney just won't stop pushing it because of the clickbait it provided them when it first launched. Now its worthless except for moronic Disney diehards and woke knights, so at the very least just end this awful comic already before Disney's stupid enough to give her her own Disney+ show, video game or movie.

Honestly, the thing I say to people when I tell them about the Aphra comics is that it doesn'thave characters, it has caricatures.
Edit: Also, how the fuck do you skin and wear an alien and NOT get covered in blood?
 
Speaking of doing things better then Disney, the Critical Drinker uploaded this a few hours ago
His idea isn't the best, but its an interesting thought experiment of how to improve Luke without completely throwing out TLJ, or basically a what if scenario where lucas/disney had the balls to kick Johnson halfway through production after finding out what he had planned and you had to cobble together something salvageable.
 
All right since Im bored Im going to present the magical hypothetical scenario where Im appointed head of Lucasfilm.

Here are the first 10 steps I'd take. I'll come up with more when i have the time.

1. Fire Kathleen Kennedy, Rian Johnson, JJ Abrams, Chuck Wendig, Matt Matin, and all the other SJWs from Lucasfilm. Keep Pablo and Filoni but on probation

2. Hire George Lucas as a consultant

3. Cancel every Star Wars show and Movie related to Star Wars except for the Mandalorian.

4. Cancel Indiana Jones 5. No more Indy films ever (Books, Comics, and Games are ok though)

5. Cancel High Republic

6. Begin making covert plans to break away from Disney

7. Convince George to give us the non edited Orignal Trilogy

8. Enact harsh penalties for any employees who act like assholes on social media (Or at the very least encourage them to set up sockpuppet accounts where they can act like assholes all they want as long as they keep it seperate from their main account and keep their identities hidden)

9. Renegotiate the deal with EA so they are not the sole holders of the Star wars Video Game Liscense. Begin work into reviving scrapped game concepts. Also release more Classic Star Wars Games on Modern Consoles

10. Bring Back Legends
11. Launch a trilogy of films for KOTOR. Require everyone involved in the project, all the way down to the fucking janitors, to play and beat the game.
 
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